Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Girls, The Id Monster, Vanity on Jan 15th, 2009
I remember this girl I dated when I first moved to DC. She was one of those types that had trouble keeping female friends but collected male orbiters like stinger-less bee drones to honey. Perhaps she incited the jealousy of other women with her brazen sexuality, or perhaps she tried to make friends with women out … Read more
Posted in Self-aggrandizement, The Pleasure Principle, Vanity on Dec 5th, 2008
If I could give just one piece of advice to my hypothetical son, it would be this: Never take women seriously. If I could give him a second piece of advice, it would be this: Make an indecent photo album of every girl you’ve ever banged. “Trust me, son,” I will say, “when you’re in … Read more
Posted in Hungry Hungry Hippos, Ugly Truths, Vanity on Nov 16th, 2008
Fat lesbians. LESBIANS are twice as likely as heterosexual women to be overweight or obese, which puts them at greater risk for obesity-related health problems and death, US researchers said. Men keep women in check. Freed from the biological need to be visually attractive to men, women regress quickly to a state of blubbery bliss. “The results of these … Read more
Posted in Ridiculousness, The Big City Life, Vanity on Oct 25th, 2008
LXXXXXX XXXX Fri 10pm – m4m (staircase to sidewalk) Reply to: [email protected] Date: 2008-10-11, 9:16AM EDT you walked down to the sidewalk from the west bldg, made eye contact, then went back inside your bldg….second staircase. you had a hat on and i was dog walking. I got excited until I noticed it was from a dude. … Read more
Posted in Game, Girls, Rules of Manhood, Vanity on Oct 16th, 2008
You see this six set across the room and start to walk toward them. Let’s say you’re walking over right after they mugged for the club photographer, plastering themselves with phony smiles. How do you approach? Who do you address first? What do you say? What energy level do you bring? You will have to observe … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Vanity on Oct 11th, 2008
Don’t assume I’m easy just because I like to wear full body spandex.
Posted in Beta, Funny/Lolblogs, Tool Time, Vanity on Oct 8th, 2008
You deserve to be the laughingstock of lesser omegas if you do the “couples costume” thing. Here’s another example of utterly contemptible betatude. The only acceptable couples costumes are Pimp/Ho combos (substitute Hugh Hefner for a dash of class), or this: Note that the beta costume is not the same as the GAY costume. If you wear … Read more
Posted in Fashion, Girls, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Vanity on Sep 29th, 2008
At least, not the ones who work as fashion models on the runways of Paris and New York. Check out the weird combination of masculine jawline, flairing nostrils (the better to snort four lines at once), and uberfeminine saucer plate eyes on this chick, model Masha Tyelna. if she made a baby with billy joel how big would its … Read more
We all know how conformist douchebags can be. I saw a phalanx of them yesterday marching for the nearest bar in identical powder blue oxford shirts, khaki shorts, and ken cole sandals. OK, maybe one guy’s blue shirt was a darker blue than the other guy’s. Girls think that their fashion acumen sets them apart … Read more
Posted in Psy Ops, Ugly Truths, Vanity on Jun 18th, 2008
ANSWER: Man (B) is worth more. Man (A) will get more pussy than his intrinsic worth would suggest. ******* Which person is worth more? a. an overweight, balding, dull-witted man who is self-confident. b. a good-looking, smart, rich man who is insecure. Now ask yourself, which person will have more success with women? How far … Read more
