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The Dark Romance Genre

chris suggests: Heartiste, you’re a good writer, given the current popularity of dark-romance novels (i.e. 50 shades of grey, twilight), have you ever considered taking your own shot at writing an erotic romance novel for women, and seeing just how dark and twisted the female sexual psyche is, just for the fun of it? Examples: […]

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A reader talks about how he trains his slut girlfriend: I have to credit the Chateau to some degree for what has happened in my relationship over the past week. A little background: We’ve been dating for about 15 months or so, it’s a pretty serious relationship and I am letting her move in with […]

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Game And HBD: BFFs

Haha. I bet you read the title and thought this post would be a lengthy treatise on the shared philosophical underpinnings of game and human biodiversity (HBD). Psyche! A reader emails: Hello. I’d like to add the entry of Game to the HBD Dictionary : As a rough draft entry, I have: Game: Using insights […]

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A reader who shall remain unidentified sent this story about his first time in a girl’s pussy. Names, venues and locations were changed by the reader to protect the privacy of those involved. I can’t vouch for the truthfulness of this tale. As is usual in these circumstances where anonymity is necessary, the policy is […]

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Donation Nation

Supposedly, it’s protocol for internet content providers (ha!) to rattle the tin cup twice per year. So here we are. Donate here , or (more easily) use the donate button to the right on the main page, just under the blog banner heading. Have you learned from this castlemonium deluxe? Have you been treated with […]

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Le Chateau Goes Stand-Up

I’m happy to inform guests of dishonor that the campaign to infiltrate polite society with the secretive butthex teachings of the Chateau is under way. A reader writes: I think you speak the truth about men and women. A few weeks ago I read your post about drawing smiley faces on your girl’s tampons, and […]

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Reader Sidewinder writes the following: Last night I banged the highest quality girl to date. 21, petite, model, easily orgasmic…somewhere in that 8-9.5 range where any difference in rating is merely a matter of opinion. I’m a 35 year old attorney, recently divorced, 2 kids, balding, medium height, slender build…pretty fucking average. I won’t waste […]

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Hypergamy Discussion

Over at Cheap Chalupas Central, there’s a rollicking post and discussion thread about female hypergamy and its consequences for society when it is unleashed in full. Recommended reading. Le Chateau Heartiste is proud to be the locus for the mainstreaming and growing interest in female hypergamy. It’s long overdue. Naturally, the Big Chalupa himself is […]

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When I had made an end of my morning labors slathering lotion on my skin to protect it from the sizzling tropical sun, it was eleven o’clock — hot but now tolerable, the air stirred by cooling winds, the rays glancing at a blinding angle off the sand. Laying on my towel face up, inviting […]

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This is not my thought. It’s a transcribed comment from a science group I follow. Evolution isn’t done with us yet…and the latest innovations may well be still in their ‘Beta’ phase i.e. unreliable and not yet fully functional. One of the major components of cellular aging is the shortening of telomeres: the protective ends […]

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