Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Ugly Truths on Mar 12th, 2008
“I want to be romanced.” Translation: “I want you to state your desire to fuck me with impeccable subtlety.” “One day you’ll meet your soulmate.” Translation: “One day you’ll settle.” “Just be yourself.” Translation: “Know your place.” “I will never cheat on someone I love.” Translation: “I will never cheat on someone I love given … Read more
Posted in Beta, Funny/Lolblogs, Inner Beauty, Love, Ugly Truths on Feb 14th, 2008
‘Cause, really, that’s what it is. A day to celebrate vaj. So in the consumerist spirit of the occasion here’s the Valentine’s Day card I plan to send out to my stable of regulars. For my extra special girls, I’ve put the effort and love into making homemade cards: I’m a romantic at heart.
Posted in Culture, Tool Time, Ugly Truths on Feb 13th, 2008
In the last post discussing the Japanese embrace of all things A.I., one of the commenters mentioned that Japan’s ratio of engineers to lawyers is 10 to 1, while the U.S.’s ratio is the reverse: 1 to 10. Because I have a special contempt for most lawyer chicks which impels me to fuck them hard, deep and violently until … Read more
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Rules of Manhood, Status Is King, The Id Monster, Ugly Truths on Feb 5th, 2008
In my post on morality I offered a few thoughts on the shifting sands of moral certitude: If you had the power in your hands, would you kill in such a manner as to ensure maximum pain and suffering a. 10,000 Indonesians if it would save your lover’s life? b. your lover if it would … Read more
Posted in Hitting The Wall, The Pleasure Principle, Ugly Truths on Jan 29th, 2008
I can draw a precise comparison of the sex appeal in the bedroom between a 32 year old woman and a 21 year old woman because I’ve had the opportunity to sleep with both within two weeks of each other. This means my memory of how they compare is strong. The average guy who has moved onto … Read more
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Current Events, The Id Monster, Ugly Truths on Jan 24th, 2008
Right now, in some small town in America, perhaps in Kansas or Iowa, a young father of a beautiful daughter just shot himself in his garage, leaving behind a broken family and unanswered questions. Where are your tears? Where are your sympathy blog posts? Why isn’t your heart open to his tragedy? WHY WON’T YOU … Read more
Posted in Closing the Deal, Ugly Truths on Jan 9th, 2008
It’s often the man who gets blamed for bad sex. He came too fast. He didn’t make me come. He forgot about foreplay. He wouldn’t go down on me. In and out, roll off. That was it. He never kisses me during sex. All he knew was one position — doggy style. Women can be bad lays too, … Read more
Posted in Hungry Hungry Hippos, The Id Monster, Ugly Truths, Vanity on Nov 27th, 2007
I was always amused by people — especially women who seem to have a universal knee-jerk distaste for the idea that beauty can be measured and ranked — who believed that culture, or the media, or Hollywood, or parents, or peers, or the magic nose goblin, were somehow responsible for what gives men boners. The religion of cultural … Read more
Posted in Girls, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Self-aggrandizement, Ugly Truths on Nov 7th, 2007
There is no doubt the obesity epidemic in the U.S. tilts the dating playing field in favor of those women who manage to keep their figures. The growing bloat of half the female population guarantees that slender women are more in demand than ever, and I believe this is a major contributing factor to the runaway egos … Read more
Posted in Hungry Hungry Hippos, Marriage Is For Chumps, Relationships, The Pleasure Principle, Ugly Truths on Oct 26th, 2007
Anyone who has heard the complaints of married men about their wives’ letting it all go to pot after the first bite of the wedding cake would not be surprised by this study. As if there wasn’t already enough to argue against the raw deal for men that is modern marriage, we now have slovenly fatness to toss into … Read more
