A commenter by the name of dizzy (judging by the spittle she sounds like a maladjusted feminist battleaxe with a neurotic fear of masculine desire) attempted to downplay the effectiveness of game in response to this post. The guys who wrote the “game” books capitalized on an early information disparity. But the market has adjusted. Now it’s pretty … Read more
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How The Mighty Have Fallen
Posted in Beta, Rules of Manhood, Tool Time on Nov 6th, 2007
I have this old friend who used to be a guy’s guy. Loved guy stuff , did guy things, and nurtured fierce loyalty to his guy clan of close buddies. He was a ferocious looking beast with a barrel chest as deep as it was wide who could hip check and shoulder blast his way … Read more
YouTube Cheap Shot Sunday
Posted in Culture, Current Events, Inner Beauty, The Id Monster, Tool Time on Sep 30th, 2007
Enjoying a Sunday morning cup of coffee and reading the hilarious insults from YouTube commenters has become a treasured personal growth and productivity time sink for me. The key to savoring truly inspired mockeries is to choose a popular video featuring an easy target. This combination brings out the best in people. This video by a guy riffing on the … Read more
Everything was going right. My game was tight. She was responding with an everlasting feedback loop of positivity. All smiles, all electrified touching on the legs, chest, arms. Unforced laughter. Whispers in ears as cheeks grazed. A culmination in same night sex was within the realm of possibility. I could practically taste it. Then she pulled … Read more
A Business Idea
Posted in Self-aggrandizement, Tool Time on Sep 13th, 2007
I have to hand it to the women who started this website where jilted girlfriends send in photos and rap sheets of their alpha male badboy ex-boyfriends as a warning to other women.
Unmanliness
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Ridiculousness, Rules of Manhood, Tool Time on Aug 22nd, 2007
If you sit at a sidewalk cafe in DC and people watch you’ll eventually see hints of civilizational decline. mommy took our allowance There I was enjoying a manly tap water when something so magnificently wrong assaulted my visual field. A father carrying a baby in a papoose that he wore across his front. The … Read more
Sexbots
Posted in Alpha, Current Events, Fashion, Globalization, Self-aggrandizement, Tool Time, Ugly Truths on Aug 17th, 2007
Forget flying cars and interstellar travel, the next big thing to radically transform society will be sexbots. Japanese girlfriend substitutes, lifelike dolls, porn saturation… all signs are pointing toward a technological coalescence of immense implications for relations between the sexes. It’s a horny new world on the horizon of men having sex with the artificial women of their dreams. Mein … Read more
In this Esquire article (with a very disturbing photo at the top), the author recounts his experience trying to set up his drop-dead gorgeous babysitter on a date. For some inexplicable reason, she can’t seem to find a man on her own, so her host dad decides to help her out by impersonating her on … Read more
Becoming a Minor Scenester Celebrity
Posted in Culture, The Big City Life, Tool Time on Jul 16th, 2007
in eight fab steps. Identify your target demographic. 2. Dress the part. 3. Frequent your designated list of certified hip venues. Do not commit social hara-kari by showing up to the same place twice in one week. 4. Take pics of yourself having fun in certified hip venues. Hold camera steady at arm’s length or … Read more
F You Jewelry
Posted in Alpha, Fashion, Self-aggrandizement, Tool Time on Jul 12th, 2007
When we were teenagers I remember my brother coming home from dental surgery with a plastic container holding his four extracted wisdom teeth, blood and bits of flesh still clinging to the roots. I thought it was so cool. So did he, if his proud grin was any indication. I’m having a wisdom tooth pulled tomorrow. … Read more
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