Posted in Beta, Ridiculousness, Tool Time on Jul 10th, 2012
Yet again I bore horrible witness to one of those vegetable lasagnas wearing a “This is what a feminist looks like” t-shirt. This specimen was particularly nauseating, owing to the noodled form he assumed slumped in a seated position with legs crossed, bent over at the waist as if straining to empty his bowels. No, […]
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Posted in Tool Time on Jun 22nd, 2012
The list of hater logical fallacies is never ending. I’d have to devote three weeks’ worth of posts to debunk them all. Here’s one that’s particularly blockheaded: < sperg > “When you spend all that time chasing skirt, you miss out on the genuine feeling of accomplishing something real as a man.” < /sperg > […]
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Posted in Beta, Funny/Lolblogs, Girls, Tool Time on Jun 13th, 2012
A more nauseating example of inept betatude would be hard to find. Reader Will sent a link to this plaintive wail from a forum member (I have no idea what communities these forums are meant to serve) who is perplexed that a whore he visits regularly no longer sees him “that way”. been seeing the […]
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Posted in Beta, Girls, Tool Time on Jun 11th, 2012
A reader forwarded this email as an example of what not to say to a girl whom you “admire from afar”. I’ve attached an email sent to one of my co-workers from a former co-worker who had the reputation of being ‘creepy’ towards most of the women in my office. Anyway, I thought you’d get […]
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Posted in Girls, Tool Time on Apr 10th, 2012
You aren’t going to win over the hot babes with your profound pontifications. Studies show the most attractive women have the highest standards for men in most every category surveyed — except intelligence. Via Do Gentlemen Really Prefer Blondes?: Bodies, Behavior, and Brains–The Science Behind Sex, Love, & Attraction : The evolutonary psychologists recruited a […]
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Days of Broken Arrows sent an online dating profile* (link removed to avoid giving suicidal thoughts to subject matter) of a 46-year-old spinster who seethes with so much bitterness and spite toward men, and so much loathing for male desire, that it’s a good bet she’s had no experience at all pleasing men except in […]
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Posted in Beta, Culture, Guy Rules, Tool Time on Mar 2nd, 2012
I expect the internet to be filled with dweebs lacking life experience, but the sheer number of them sometimes throws me for a loop. Case in point: the torrent of men, mostly American, who desperately cling to the idea that women only care about a man’s looks, and if you don’t look good, you may […]
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There’s nothing funnier than lonely, unloved feminists stewing in their angostura bitters. They bring out the sadist in me. Down with couple-talism! A reader forwarded a link to a website called Occupy Valentine’s Day , created by an ur-feminist who is the executive editor of Feministing . [V Day] puts pressure on couples to be […]
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Our favorite false flag limpwrist, Hugo Schwyzer, is licking the hairy taint of feminists once more in a vomitous piece about the popularity among men of “barely legal” porn. He really tries hard to put a feminist-friendly (read: anti-male) spin on the uncomfortable reality that men naturally prefer the stimulating sight of lithe, supple, fully […]
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Posted in Ridiculousness, Tool Time on Feb 8th, 2012
GLP has a funny post about the tendency of good SWPL libs to inject self-referential irony in their blog bios. There’s even a word for this artless form — catacosmesis. Basically, the SWPL lists things he or she values or wants stressed about their characters, and ends the personal list with some calculated triviality that’s […]
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