Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Tool Time on Mar 6th, 2008
Answer below The satchel. As everyone helpfully pointed out, there are a lot of annoying things in this picture. But the satchel-wearing herb is the most annoying of them all. Its 1AM and he’s drinking a beer in a loud bar environment that is not conducive to bringing textbooks and studying for an art history exam. … Read more
One of the most socially inept mistakes I see guys doing is the Rejection Hover. (The Hesitation Hover is almost as bad but at least in that scenario the guy can pretend he’s just waiting around for a friend to arrive.) It usually happens like this: Guy walks up to a girl who is alone or with … Read more
Posted in Culture, Tool Time, Ugly Truths on Feb 13th, 2008
In the last post discussing the Japanese embrace of all things A.I., one of the commenters mentioned that Japan’s ratio of engineers to lawyers is 10 to 1, while the U.S.’s ratio is the reverse: 1 to 10. Because I have a special contempt for most lawyer chicks which impels me to fuck them hard, deep and violently until … Read more
Posted in Culture, Globalization, Tool Time on Feb 12th, 2008
I went to a Japanese cultural exhibit at the Kennedy Center. The crowd pleasing favorites were the robots. This guy rolls around answering questions in a chipper voice and shaking hands: He’d make a great politician if his answers were a little more vague. This robot, made by Toyota, plays the trumpet using a complicated … Read more
Posted in Dating, Escape, Game, The Big City Life, Tool Time on Jan 23rd, 2008
Role playing is an effective method for bonding with girls. I like to role play with my dates, whether it’s preplanned or spontaneous. The act of assuming different personas and creating impromptu storylines seems to strike at a very primal core in women, making them giggle and light up with waves of pleasure. It’s like women crave this … Read more
Posted in Culture, Current Events, Tool Time on Jan 16th, 2008
9:12PM – is it me or does no one speak grammatical english anymore? sometimes i have to remind myself how overflowing with the bounty of stupidity most of humanity is. 9:14PM – girl in pink dress looks 10 years older than her age. plunging neckline ineffective on such a small bosom. next! 9:16PM – interesting how the … Read more
If you are a pussywhipped beta whose girlfriend will get tired of having you as a girlfriend… if you stop mid-wipe after taking a shit to do her bidding… if your balls climb up into your chest cavity every time she chews you out… if the thought of her being displeased with you gives you a full diaper, … Read more
Posted in Self-aggrandizement, Status Is King, Tool Time on Jan 7th, 2008
I had this friend who was a money-chasing alpha in the financial sector. He kept a framed crisp dollar bill and a magazine photo of a random hot blonde hung side by side on the wall in his room. If you asked him why, he’d say, pointing to the girl and then the dollar, “She’s there to remind … Read more
Posted in Ridiculousness, Tool Time on Dec 14th, 2007
Why do some men use the toilet to piss, splashing droplets of urine all over the seat, when there are two perfectly good, AVAILABLE, urinals nearby? You suck, toilet pissers.
Posted in Culture, Current Events, Tool Time on Dec 10th, 2007
The English woman who was jailed in Sudan for letting a kid in her class name a teddy bear Muhammed is profusely apologizing for causing offense to fundamentalist freaks: I was very upset to think that I may have caused offence to people – very, very upset about it. I’m just an ordinary middle-aged primary … Read more
