Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Beta, Dating, Game, Ridiculousness, Tool Time on Nov 26th, 2008
I’ve received inside info about a second date gone bad from a female party who shall remain anonymous. I post it here to illustrate for the men reading what *not* to do on a date. I found the scenario described by Anonymous Girl a textbook example of the egregious dating fouls committed by the typical beta. ****** … Read more
Posted in Culture, Current Events, Hitting The Wall, Tool Time, Ugly Truths on Nov 6th, 2008
Commenter Just Looking sent me this jpeg. Take a look. After I suppressed my vomit reflex, I analyzed this pathetic photo in detail. It really says so much, and none of it good. I believe this photo encapsulates everything that has gone wrong with America, and with modern Western civilization. First, we have an aging … Read more
Posted in Current Events, Tool Time, Ugly Truths on Nov 3rd, 2008
Undecided voters are stupid. These “deliberative” voters will choose our next President. Sweet. Voting is a useless exercise. Your one vote will not change the result of a national election. Get over yourself. If you wear an “I voted” sticker tomorrow, you are a status whore. And you can be bought cheap. I support limiting the right … Read more
Posted in Self-aggrandizement, Sluts, The Big City Life, The Id Monster, Tool Time on Oct 23rd, 2008
A while back, I was sitting in my favorite bar savoring a delicious bison burger and a beer which I imagined was the best beer in the world because it had a long German name. It was a slow Sunday afternoon and the bar was nearly empty. Across the bar, about fifteen feet away, a leggy blonde walked … Read more
Posted in Beta, Funny/Lolblogs, Tool Time, Vanity on Oct 8th, 2008
You deserve to be the laughingstock of lesser omegas if you do the “couples costume” thing. Here’s another example of utterly contemptible betatude. The only acceptable couples costumes are Pimp/Ho combos (substitute Hugh Hefner for a dash of class), or this: Note that the beta costume is not the same as the GAY costume. If you wear … Read more
Posted in Psy Ops, Ridiculousness, Tool Time, Videos on Oct 1st, 2008
Before this gets taken down: Check out the glowing “O”-face of the SWPL whiter person at 1:19. Really, you can’t make this shit up. In other news, scientists discover evangelicals aren’t the only species of fundamentalist wackos.
Posted in Current Events, Inner Beauty, Tool Time on Sep 12th, 2008
This made me laugh: Yes, Sarah Palin didn’t know what [the Bush Doctrine] is. But neither does Charlie Gibson. And at least she didn’t pretend to know — while he looked down his nose and over his glasses with weary disdain, sighing and “sounding like an impatient teacher,” as the Times noted. In doing so, … Read more
Posted in Current Events, Escape, Tool Time on Sep 5th, 2008
I would have liked to have been a fly on the wall when the Palin family confronted Levi (pronounced like Levi Genes, or “When the Levee Condom Breaks”?) about his knocking up their young but sexually ripe daughter. Did Todd Palin threaten to have him ostracized from their Alaskan town, thereby dimming his job prospects there, if he … Read more
Posted in Beta, Funny/Lolblogs, The Big City Life, Tool Time on Aug 18th, 2008
Three guys. One cramped dance floor space. A smooth moves battle royale to catch the attentions of the two girls with their backs turned to them. Who will take home the gold? dancing with the sausage. (Happy dude holding drink is Wayne Brady, providing humorous color commentary.) Guy in the V-neck steps up first and does the … Read more
Posted in Girls, Marriage Is For Chumps, Tool Time on Aug 11th, 2008
Like a swarm of locusts or a flock of shitting geese, the bachelorette party is the most loathsome sight in the club. When I see them stumble into my favorite bar holding hands like a train of circus elephants I don’t think “Oh, here comes fun!”, I think “If they ask for my underwear I’m … Read more
