Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Game, Girls, Inner Beauty, Love, Relationships, Rules of Manhood on Nov 29th, 2010
There is so much pickup information available now that it’s easy to lose sight of the fundamentals that govern sexual tension and attraction between men and women. When the information cascade overwhelms it begins to pull you away from what works, and what has always worked for you. Consequently, over-analysis can hinder your spiritual growth … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Inner Beauty, Relationships, Ugly Truths, Videos on Nov 19th, 2010
I’ve devised a formula for determining the strength of a relationship and its long term potential based on the time it takes for me to feel comfortable farting in a girlfriend’s presence. TTF (Time To Fart) + SOE (Sense Of Embarrassment) / LOF (Loudness Of Fart) + NOF (Number Of Farts per episode) + FDS (Farts During … Read more
Posted in Relationships, Self-aggrandizement, The Id Monster on Nov 4th, 2010
Via numerous sources, an “infographic” datanaut has put together a graph based on Facebook relationship status updates that shows the peak times of year for breakups to happen. As you can see, breakups occur most often in the weeks before Spring Break and Christmas. (Breakups remain high during Spring Break; in contrast, they plummet on … Read more
Posted in Dating, Game, Girls, Relationships on Oct 26th, 2010
My girl had challenged me to a pushup hold contest. This is where you assume the pushup position and hold it there for as long as you can. I had said she stood no chance with me, and she eagerly set out to prove me wrong. But instead of following the script she was expecting, … Read more
Posted in Dating, Inner Beauty, Relationships on Aug 31st, 2010
A reader wrote a while back about her thoughts on the importance of shared values to pickup and dating. Here she comments that men of a conservative political persuasion would not find love with liberal women, and would have to focus their dating efforts on meeting similarly conservative women (which she caricatured as belonging to … Read more
Posted in Love, Maxims, Relationships on Aug 26th, 2010
If your girlfriend is complaining about your selfishness, you’re doing it right. Your gift to her is that you don’t go around sleeping with other women. Meaningless acts of romance are far more meaningful to girls than meaningful acts of romance. Similarly, spontaneous expressions of romance will linger in a girl’s memory far longer than … Read more
Posted in Relationships, Ridiculousness on May 24th, 2010
An Australian supermodel, Miranda Kerr, has put together a list of tips men should follow to keep their women happy and their relationships strong. (Article courtesy of reader J.N.) Kerr revealed her top 10 romance tips to readers of AskMen.com, who voted her most desirable Australian woman in the world. They are: 1. Buy the … Read more
Posted in Inner Beauty, Relationships on May 10th, 2010
There is an easy way to assess the strength of your relationship without ever having to turn to that favorite solution of charlatans couples therapists everywhere. Who needs communication when you can gauge how strongly your partner feels about you by how often she spontaneously touches you? In the interest of lowering the divorce rate, increasing the … Read more
Posted in Love, Relationships, Sluts on Apr 13th, 2010
Relationships generally follow the same trajectory, despite men and women having contradictory mating goals. The optimal trajectory for each sex differs as such: For men: – Meet – If alpha, seduce. If beta, butter up. – Sex – If nothing in common, date for a few weeks – If something in common, date for a … Read more
Posted in Game, Relationships on Mar 22nd, 2010
One time, like a stink bomb dropped in the middle of a spring meadow, your girlfriend called you a rude name, and not in jest. The insult itself was nothing that would scandalize polite company. On the scale from “dummy” to “motherfucker” it was closer to the former. It was a rambunctious conversation between just … Read more
