Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Beta, Funny/Lolblogs, Relationships, Ridiculousness on Dec 15th, 2008
herbie the love beta When you visualize beta, he’s not always a loveless nerdo who repels girls. Sometimes, he’s the guy in the photo above nestled snugly in his girlfriend’s bosom… in public. Here we have a prime specimen. Fat chipmunk cheeks betraying aversion to physical exertion Asian girlfriend hotter, and thinner, than what he could … Read more
Posted in Girls, Relationships on Dec 10th, 2008
If you observe your girlfriend doing any of these things you had better be formulating contingency plans. She compares you to her girlfriends’ boyfriends. If you start hearing things from her like “Oh, Sara told me Heath — btw, don’t you think Heath is such a dreamy name for a man? — recently got back … Read more
Posted in Beta, Biomechanics is God, Relationships, Status Is King, The Big City Life on Jul 28th, 2008
My neighbor was sitting on the stoop smoking a cigarette, bike messenger cap propped at a jaunty angle, looking morose. I stopped to say hi. I normally enjoy conversation with him because as a bike messenger dealing with DC cabbies, rampaging Metro buses, lackadaisical cops, and douchey BMW-driving yuppies glued to their cell phones he … Read more
Posted in Dating, Game, Relationships, The Good Life on Jul 21st, 2008
I often get emails from readers asking me for advice on game, dating, or relationships (along with sexual proposals from female readers). I’m less than conscientious keeping up with these email requests so instead I’ll answer some of them on the blog. Email #1 Hey! I’ve been reading the posts on your blog, very good advice … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Inner Beauty, Love, Psy Ops, Relationships, Rules of Manhood, Self-aggrandizement, The Good Life on Jul 8th, 2008
I. Never say ‘I Love You’ first Women want to feel like they have to overcome obstacles to win a man’s heart. They crave the challenge of capturing the interest of a man who has other women competing for his attention, and eventually prevailing over his grudging reluctance to award his committed exclusivity. The man who gives his emotional … Read more
Posted in Relationships, The Big City Life on Jun 20th, 2008
If you want to build a relationship with a girl you’re dating I’d suggest you move out of the big coastal cities. Either escape the city with your girl (you might have to abduct her) or find a girl in a small town, rural backwater, or suburban outpost. There is a portal of anti-love negative energy … Read more
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Marriage Is For Chumps, Relationships, Ugly Truths on May 1st, 2008
The longer a woman is in a relationship, the less often she wants sex. A woman’s sex drive begins to plummet once she is in a secure relationship, according to research. Researchers from Germany found that four years into a relationship, less than half of 30-year-old women wanted regular sex. Conversely, the team found a … Read more
Posted in Love, Psy Ops, Relationships on Mar 27th, 2008
There are two ways to guarantee a healthy relationship. By healthy, I mean the girl is in love with you and there is no threat of her leaving; you have all the leverage you need to assure yourself peace of mind and a steady sexual outlet. Meet your soulmate If you are extremely lucky enough to cross paths … Read more
Posted in Hungry Hungry Hippos, Marriage Is For Chumps, Relationships, The Pleasure Principle, Ugly Truths on Oct 26th, 2007
Anyone who has heard the complaints of married men about their wives’ letting it all go to pot after the first bite of the wedding cake would not be surprised by this study. As if there wasn’t already enough to argue against the raw deal for men that is modern marriage, we now have slovenly fatness to toss into … Read more
Posted in Escape, Love, Relationships on Oct 25th, 2007
Many years ago, a girl I had been dating once offered to marry me, and I once offered to marry a girl I had been dating… within the same relationship. This is possible because the two events happened a year apart. She was quite a looker; tall, slender, exotically sculpted face… and an accent that directly aroused me via … Read more
