In that great, dispiriting void between unattainable wish and attainable reality squats the single mom in daydreamy repose. Menstruating a rambling, poorly spelled, grammatically sloppy HuffPo missive on the appeal of the dominant alpha male, a single mom falls into old person sex on the first date with a beefy, motorcycle riding man who, apparently, […]
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Posted in Girls, Lolita, Pretty Lies, Ugly Truths on Apr 1st, 2013
Reader Hair Slicked Back With Swag So Fresh (great handle) wrote to ask if CH could revive the posts that asked readers to rank female beauty in photos. The goal in those posts — achievement realized — was to demonstrate how men pretty much share the same taste in women . You may think it […]
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CH’s last Hamster of the Month was none other than punching bag connoisseur Rihanna , who hamsterly rationalized her way right back into the loving-hating arms of the artist who turned her face into soggy oatmeal. Now we’ve got a new contender in the ring, and this lady’s jacked hamster might just be the rodent […]
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Posted in Pretty Lies on Feb 24th, 2013
Anyone can have sex with anyone else! Everyone belongs to everyone else! Anyone is as good as anyone else! Everyone is as capable as everyone else! Anyone is as smart as anyone else! Everyone is as cooperative as everyone else! Anyone is as conscientious as anyone else! Eveyrone is as beautiful as everyone else! Anyone […]
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Some readers took yesterday’s post as an opportunity to grind an axe about the supposed fact of alpha males rutting with undesirable females. Puzzlingly, a few readers credulously assumed the factual basis of the featured BDF’s (Bitter, Delusional Fattie) proof-free assertions that she has spread for the seraph rods of “Adonises” of “wealth and success” […]
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A bitter, delusional fattie (BDF) with disfiguring tattoos plastered all over her porcine hide has a blue spruce up her pancake batter butt about the normal people who are claiming 26 year old Lena Dunham’s character Hannah on her show Girls (said show cribbing liberally from this blog, and the proprietors know it) is not […]
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Posted in Pretty Lies, Videos on Feb 7th, 2013
Nick Savoy is a pick-up coach who runs Love Systems . He’s been in the business of selling blueprints for getting laid a long time. Although he’s Canadian, I have nothing against the guy. Word is he’s an excellent artiste of the pick-up persuasion. However, I can’t help but call out — and compliment! — […]
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Sometimes, in moments of deep reflection, I wonder… just what delusional depths can the typical American woman plumb? I thought I’ve seen it all… attack lawyers bitching off the shoulder of sensitive niceguys… I watched cockblocks glower in the bar near the target babe. All those delusions will be spun in time, like hamsters on […]
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Posted in Culture, Dating, Girls, Pretty Lies on Oct 24th, 2012
Like anyone would be I am flattered by your fascination with me Like any hot blooded woman I have simply wanted an object to crave – “Uninvited” Women overestimate, and men underestimate, the impact makeup has on women’s looks. For the majority of women, expertly applied makeup adds half a point to 1 point to […]
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Posted in Culture, Guy Rules, Pretty Lies on Oct 19th, 2012
Commenter aspic writes: [W]hile i’m on the subject of [Neil] Strauss: he’s a metrosexual who comes across like a slimy worm. These are exactly the kinds of men who are inheriting the high positions in our society. See also: Obama. I don’t know if Strauss comes across like a slimy worm, having never met him, […]
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