CH’s last Hamster of the Month was none other than punching bag connoisseur Rihanna, who hamsterly rationalized her way right back into the loving-hating arms of the artist who turned her face into soggy oatmeal. Now we’ve got a new contender in the ring, and this lady’s jacked hamster might just be the rodent to take down the reigning champ.
In a BBC News article about readers who supposedly *cho cho chose* celibacy, a 46-year-old woman opened the cage and let her little fella out for an aimless, zig zagging stroll. The trail of tiny poops it left behind smells the tale.
I am a pretty 46-year-old woman, single and I haven’t had sex in almost four years. When I was in my 20s and 30s I had enough sex to last three lifetimes. I rarely went a week without finding someone to shack up with. Then I got older and more picky and I found that most of the guys just weren’t worth the time or the energy. The whole thing got old. I never found anyone compatible with me and I certainly was never willing to compromise my personality and my priorities for a man, so there you have it. I’m actually happier because I don’t date anymore and I’m free to enjoy life with myself. I have a great relationship with myself and my life. Sex really isn’t all that. American Woman, Chicago, Illinois, US
Please have a gander at her face shot on the BBC website (fourth picture down). That chin, guy! Her hamster is crazed. Hopped up on laced pellets and Five Eras Energy. When one is dealing with a rabid female rationalization hamster in the wild, one must take caution when capturing and tagging the varmint. Once caught, the hamster can be squeezed until concentrated delusion juice is extracted, and then the juice mixed with the proper reagents to produce the distilled truthful equivalent of the rationalization. CH lab technicians have already done the dirty work for you, and the following is the woman’s honest and true feelings translated from her hamsterese:
I am a 48-year-old pale shadow of the unattractive manjaw I once was, involuntarily single and I haven’t had real sex besides the penetration of my mouth, anus, or vagina in a bathroom stall at the Early Bird Buffet in Pensacola FL in almost ten years. When I was in my 20s and 30s I had too many soul-crushing empty pump and dumps with meth heads and aspiring rappers to last twenty pointless lifetimes. I rarely went a week without finding some total loser to bitterly cling to. Then I got even older than old and pickier at a time of my life when I should have been dropping my standards, and it slowly dawned on me that all of the love em and leave me losers I happily spread for just weren’t going to stick around and put a ring on it. My whole body and energy level got old. I never found anyone willing to put up with my acid bath personality and cauliflower mug, and I certainly was too selfish and too delusional to budge in the direction of making myself more appealing to the increasingly beta men realistically available to me, so there you have it. I’m actually sadder because I don’t date anymore and I’m fated to suffer my terrible loneliness. I have a hallucinatory relationship with myself and the last leg of my life. Loveless celibacy really isn’t all that. – American Woman, Team Edward, Fatopia, Comingapartville, US
*shudder* So painful to read. Take this truth serum away and lock it somewhere safe. Bring back the hamster! That cute fuzzball is a lot more fun to watch. Haha… look at him go… round and round the wheel. Aaaahhhh…. so much better. Hold the Xanax.
Some readers ask, “Why do you give so much shit to obviously deluded and tragic headcases? What harm is she doing to anyone but herself?”
Harm is a conveniently vague word that’s often used by those who don’t understand the concept of externalities. A functioning nation is comprised of broadly like-minded and temperamentally similar people. The collective character of those people determines the character of the nation. In the course of time and the tumult of events, a people’s character can shift to accommodate new incentives. A nation will, during these shifts, follow more or less a path of lies or a path of truth, as befits the psychological needs of her people and the monied interests of her ruling elite. When the willing embrace of lies predominate, the cohesiveness of the nation frays under the strain and her aesthetic bounty fritters from neglect. Inexorably, too slowly for the average person to sufficiently apprehend to refuse her servitude, the cacophony of lies begins to demand its tribute. And that tribute is a steep price, indeed. Paid sometimes in blood, but more often in the humiliating betrayal of good sense and in the surrender of self-assurance. A resignation of the spirit accompanies the disheartening assent to moral neutering.
In the gloomy twilight of receding greatness, what was once the lonely wail of the societal defective harshly but rightly estranged from the common good becomes the discordant battle hymn for a broken people bereft of purpose and vulnerable to experimentation with novel hierarchies of morality and aesthetics.
American Woman and her Rationalization Hamster is a propagator and a product of that novel hierarchy of twisted morality. Her self-medicating lies are an insatiable mind virus that won’t stop their multiplying at the contours of her body. The virus will leap into the ether, strengthened on the gruel of sophistry, into the unhappy, inviting, doubt-whipped minds of those teetering on the precipice of postmodern annihilation.
Her lies to herself become the lies that others tell themselves, until the cancer has culturally metastasized and there is no longer a way to distinguish the self-told lies from the lies meant to deceive converts.
If you believe that harmless little delusions are in fact the craggy building blocks of degeneracy total, then you grip your CH-issued shiv of sadism, press the tip against the beating breast of the poisoned id, whisper tenderly into the deformed monster’s ear to silently accept its necessary death, and drive the cruel cleansing metal of mockery to the hilt, until its black lifeblood has drained out. You hang the freak corpse from a lamppost as an example for the others. And then you remind yourself that you, like everyone else, is a depraved human, slave to his nature, who enjoys the suffering of losers and mind disease vectors.
Love the Ralph Wiggum reference.
American women are such pathetic creatures. Go foreign, guys. I am in Southeast Asia right now and the women here are A MILLION TIMES BETTER than American women.
Hear hear. (Though the same goes for Australian broads.)
Be sure to use disinfectant eye drops after your trip to the funhouse.
Is there a Google Translate for Hamsterese?
HIlarious, BTW.
“Harm is a conveniently vague word that’s often used by those who don’t understand the concept of externalities. A functioning nation is comprised of broadly like-minded and temperamentally similar people. The collective character of those people determines the character of the nation. In the course of time and the tumult of events, a people’s character can shift to accommodate new incentives. A nation will, during these shifts, follow more or less a path of lies or a path of truth, as befits the psychological needs of her people and the monied interests of her ruling elite. When the willing embrace of lies predominate, the cohesiveness of the nation frays under the strain and her aesthetic bounty fritters from neglect. Inexorably, too slowly for the average person to sufficiently apprehend to refuse their servitude, the cacophony of lies begins to demand its tribute. And that tribute is a steep price, indeed. Paid sometimes in blood, but more often in the humiliating betrayal of good sense and in the surrender of self-assurance. A resignation of the spirit accompanies the disheartening assent to moral neutering.”
holy fuck. big, big words.
Jesus, that last paragraph is brutal
The Heartiste-Certified Jaundiced View of Human Nature™ definitely coheres with the Christian understanding of human nature.
Correct.
You added an extra rod there. It’s just human nature, doesn’t need the modifier.
Which modifier are you calling superfluous?
jaundiced.
That shit is all yellow , bro.
This wasn’t just examining the scat of the rodent. This was evisceration and foretelling the future from the lay (lie) of the entrails. Truly mystical.
Yep. This was no examination of rodent scat, but a total disembowelling and foretelling of the future by laying bare the entrails. A return to mystical power.
Bah. Worked twice. Damn teknolojee
wow bro
standing ovation
“And then you remind yourself that you, like everyone else, is a depraved human, slave to his nature, who enjoys the suffering of losers and mind disease vectors.”
We all adore you, but it is possible that the instinct of schadenfreude towards people you don’t even know is just a *lil’ bit* more prominent in you than in a typical person.
it is possible that the instinct of schadenfreude towards people you don’t even know is just a *lil’ bit* more prominent in you than in a typical person.
Spin, hamster. Spin.
Actually, I have this whole elaborate theory about the neural processes that underlie the behavior that appears to us as “hamster.”
I thought of it a while ago when I was reading this article,
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/frontal-cortex/2012/06/brain-experiments-why-we-dont-believe-science.html
This article examined what happened to people when they expressed a counter intuitive fact such as that the earth revolved around the sun:
“But it turned out that something interesting was happening inside their brains that allowed them to hold this belief. When they saw the scientifically correct video, blood flow increased to a part of the brain called the dorsolateral prefrontal cortex, or D.L.P.F.C. The D.L.P.F.C. is located just behind the forehead and is one of the last brain areas to develop in young adults. It plays a crucial role in suppressing so-called unwanted representations, getting rid of those thoughts that aren’t helpful or useful. If you don’t want to think about the ice cream in the freezer, or need to focus on some tedious task, your D.L.P.F.C. is probably hard at work.”
So this area, the dorsolateral prefrontal cortex is active when we need to surpress an irrational impulse in favor of a more complex rational concept.
So, I did some research on this area of the brain and it seems that it is more developed in males even by infancy and that it also more developed in male primates.
Anyway, I think the hamster metaphor may be backward. Though the field of psychoanalysis refers to the concept of denial as an active and vociferous process (as if your subconscious works hard to suppress what you don’t want to accept), it may actually be that denial is the less energy intensive process and that the neural spinning is actually required to suppress the non factual rationalization.
It seems to me that short men quickly understand that they are at a disadvantage. They accept it and understand that they will need to compensate for something that is a definite weakness. Undesirable woman, on the other hand, cannot accept how they are seen objectively. They try to believe that men want them or that they don’t want men because there is something wrong with all the men they meet etc.
My theory is that some “hard at work” part of the brain such as the dorsolateral cortex gives men a more efficient ability to believe what actually is in lieu of what they want to be true. It’s the male brain’s hamster that does the spinning.
Basically, you’re saying it’s easier to not look at the truth or self-examine.
No shit. The truth hurts.
As far as men goes, I think it’s just a difference in the way the sexes process information. Women deal with everything, at once, immediately. Men can push things aside when the situation calls for it, and deal with it later one at a time.
The hamster thing has nothing to do with any of that. It’s not about not recognizing a problem or not wanting to look at a problem, but substitute a separate Narrative in place of what’s actually going on. And yes, that is something that women are far, far better at.
You mistake a defect of the soul for an underdeveloped area of the brain.
Defect of the soul, or the lack of a soul?
I find myself becoming more soulless as I interact more with women. Press a button here, press a button there, it’s just operating a piece of defective machinery.
You can’t hold a soulless being responsible for its actions. You most definitely can hold a woman responsible for her actions.
I don’t behave amorally toward women now that I’ve wised up to reality. I simply expect duplicity, hypergamy, shit testing, and the rest, and I plan accordingly.
The best comedies are tragedies.
Nope. The average libtard after Obama won reelection was just as bad. Worse, actually, because their schadenfreude was based on lies, except insofar as the Repubes are toolbags in their own way.
Republicans are a group, not individual people with their own stories. I mean, I see people enjoying it when celebrities they don’t like get taken down a peg somehow. Normally, this emotion is reserved for high status people we don’t know rather than low status people we don’t know.
I guess here we are expected to delight in the suffering of women who are already marginalized by society and the sexual market place. Though we would seem to be expected to feel sympathy for cuckholded betas or ignored omegas.
Republicans are a group, not individual people with their own stories.
You forgot the [/sarc] tag.
I guess here we are expected to delight in the suffering of women who are already marginalized by society and the sexual market place.
If they were humble about it, it’d be different. But as it is, they screwed (ha) up their lives but are too dense to understand the consequences of their actions, and to do something useful such as, at the very least, warn their younger sisters and nieces (and daughters) to not follow in their footsteps.
Though we would seem to be expected to feel sympathy for cuckholded betas or ignored omegas.
Not really. We’re typically thinking, “I’m glad I read this blog and am not as bad off as that guy! Morever, I’m never acting like that guy ever (again)!”
You think you’re marginalized by American/Western society, honey? Spend a couple of weeks in Asia and tell us how you feel about men here, then.
This whole “oppression” thing only exists because a handful of miserable bitches in the 1960s decided to remove traditional (ie, innate) femininity as a source of pride for women in society. We “marginalized” ourselves by trying to compete on the same ground as men, which the vast majority of women are not physically, emotionally, or psychologically capable of doing.
I feel the same amount of pity for a cuckholded beta who doesn’t stand up to the bitch as I do for a woman who aborts a baby and finds herself infertile later; none. On one hand, it’s not their fault. On the other, it really kinda is.
+1 This.
Wait. Who’s Cynthia, and where did she get a brain?
One read through the article shows that among all the honest (and admirable,IMOe) accounts of these men and women ‘s sex lives, one in particular stood out to be a self-deceiving lie. What does the tagging above say ? It says destroying
the instinct of schadenfreude towards people you don’t even know is just a *lil’ bit* more prominent in you than in a typical person
FX, if you wanna see something more than schadenfreude out of a guy like Heartiste, then your winning strategy is very easy: JUST BARE HIS CHILDREN.
If his progeny emerge from your birth canal, then you’ve got skin in the game.
If not, then you’ll be just another victim of [what I imagine would be a rather viciously sado-masochistic] pumping-n-dumping on his part.
Again, very simply: It’s all about the children.
“FX, if you wanna see something more than schadenfreude out of a guy like Heartiste, then your winning strategy is very easy: JUST BARE HIS CHILDREN.”
Umm, Im pretty sure that would require some lack of consent on his part.
Feministx, with a rear end like that you could make a lot of money selling lap dances at the nearest strip club.
Paging whorefinder. Your meme needs you.
RAPE!
The meme is slowly gaining a life of its own. I do not need to water it every day to make it grow.
Besides, the lying dumb dyke is barely worth one…
RAPE!
Never… she is the textbook definition of butterface. She has her ass there because the face is horrific.
Gotta link? I’m a sucker for attention whores.
I’ll take a new face pic at some point and put it up if you want. I’m supposed to do an angle like kate’s pic too. On the list.
Hey, you gotta go with what brung you to the dance.
I put it back. But at least I took my thick glasses off and tossed my hair over the side. I’m hoping I have at least some good angles.
[CH: Better pic. Your lips are succulently pursed for probing penetration.]
Thanks. A dick inside my mouth is definitely my best angle, but that’s one kind of pic that is not getting posted.
Umm, Im pretty sure that would require some lack of consent on his part.
Doesn’t matter.
Live births are all that matter.
[Also, “BARE” = “BEAR”. Sorry about that.]
lol, ok. I will “oops” Heartsie,
[CH: You’re going commando?]
and we can see some other emotion from him besides the intense desire to publicly shame fat promiscuous women.
[Correction. There is no shaming of random fatsos and sluts. The shaming is for those fatsos and sluts who rationalize their conditions as something better than they are, i.e. liars.]
I’m guessing the emotion we will see will be homicidal rage, but maybe that’s better for your soul. hmmm.
[I’m a lover not a spree killer.]
“You’re going commando?]”
I don’t know. I figured you would make these decisions for me.
[CH: You’re going commando.]
“[I’m a lover not a spree killer.]”
Then I should definitely take Mr. Zombie’s suggestion to heart. All reward, no risk.
[Your wish is my demand.]
Jesus H. Christ, that response gave me such a ‘gina tingle that I actually thought for a second that we were having an earthquake in NYC like we did in 2011.
So because 1 frumpy woman doesn’t have sex this represents a viral contagion sweeping across the land? Remember this story came from the BBC, serving mangy Brits who constitute 1/2 of all involuntarily celibate people in the world. The nation that gave us “Zardoz,” an homage to a sex-free society.
You just answered your own question in the affirmative, toots.
nice one
“the impulses of sexuality can be managed and transformed, so that a new state, which transcends sexuality is developed. This takes time and hard work, and loneliness can cause a breakdown in the practice from time to time. Sister Petra Clare, Inverness, Scotland”
Is this nun admitting she has sex from time to time? Ewww!
Probably has to spank the monkey once in a while. Actually that nun might be the least deluded person in the story.
I want to know what my looks rate but I don’t want to post my pic on here how do I get CH to rate me
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By posting a pic.
I want a billion dollars but I don’t want to work for it. We all want things.
Why should you care what he thinks of your looks? Aren’t all modern wimmin and grrllls confident in themselves no matter what other people think of their external appearances?
Use HotOrNot.com but their terms of use stipulates that you have to share the direct URL to your picture here. Trust me, it is in the fine print. You don’t want to know the liquidated damages clause in their if you fail to comply.
This is an excellent textbook on basic logic: http://www.amazon.com/Socratic-Logic-Questions-Aristotelian-Principles/dp/1587318059
As a woman, you will most likely find the subject matter to be incomprehensible, disturbing, frightening, and outlandish. Grappling with its concepts will probably enrage you. Your hamster will go into a blue funk and may have to be put on a suicide watch.
However, if you stick with it, eventually it may help with your question.
Possibly.
If u gotta ask you really don’t want to know.
Exactly.
take whatever you think you are, then subtract a few points and its probably pretty close to accurate.
you write like a 5.
You’re fat.
CH has said he almost never rates girls.. Youre better off posting pics here or asking one of the regulars to rate you via email
so, I’m curious. what would you all rate the women who DO post their pictures on here, like Kate and Feministx and Neecy? what’s the rating of the average upper-middle-class 25-year-old woman? what would you rate Kate Upton? Keira Knightley? Tilda Swinton? Kate Winslet? Vanessa Hudgens? Christina Hendricks? Carrie Underwood? Leigh Lezark?
Can you miss what you don’t have if you don’t know you don’t have it? If so, you’ll always have that feeling that you’re missing something. If not, then you can be happy without other things people consider necessities.
Tautology.
Pedantry.
Sophistry.
Christmastry
Hamsterbation.
lol ‘Christmastry’
Well, well, well. Look what the Kat dragged in. To what do I owe this honor?
Hello Kate, nice to see you again
“hugs kate”
no it won’t my advice start giving up the booty to everyone till you find a dude that makes you hot
How sweet. Thank you
why do you call girls hamsters? I don’t get it
It’s not that women are hamsters. Rather, they have “rationalization hamsters” busily spinning in their minds. It’s a metaphor.
I don’t think a hamster is a girl in her entirity. A hamster is the element of a personality commonly referred to as denial and the rationalizations that come with denial. The theory here is that this element is far more active in the female personality than male personality in general.
For that as alone,I love you.
It’s a great joke.
You will end up getting it… eventually.
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Hamsters are cuddly and cute. I think a women’s thoughts is more like the rocking chair quote.
“It gives you something to do but never gets you anywhere.”
Shhhh… I’m hunting wabbits.
The CH venom on full display. its what keeps me here.
Just don’t challenge it.
Great insight on the externalities of negative behaviors in the aggregate. If it’s good enough for the Supreme Court’s Commerce Clause rationale for justifying everything Congress wants to legislate about, it’s certainly good enough for making a social critique of the feminist wreckers.
could someone just kill me cause I had a pretty fucking good ten days or so and would like to end this shit on a high note
then this post with all the brain candy
he he he
Check out this equally astonishing hamster unearthed in the wild yesterday. This one is in her 20′s but headed for the same fate.
http://exceedandlead.com/2013/03/girl-game-gone-wild/
yea like this chick using me to make husband explode
imagine your wife with another dudes name on her neck
THE FUCK
she says she shows him pics of us and says that’s what a real man is
her family fucking with him like that dude had your wife feeding him at the table
woman really are ruthless and enjoy torturing motherfuckers
don’t take it lol
and then here we go new bitch texting
This is one, you seduce and dump. You fuck her until she can’t take anymore and as she is recovering from her Nth orgasm, you get up, get dressed, and leave.
Don’t forget to wipe your dick on her curtains.
They use to treat this as “sex addiction” but it’s really “attention addiction”.
It’s pretty sad, actually. Most people like to drink, but alcoholics can’t control their need for booze. Most people like attention, but attention addicts can’t control their need for it.
Old school dating/marriage rules eliminated much of this behavior in the past. Carouseling does the opposite – it probably qualifies as a gateway drug.
As with most addictions, it only gets worse over time, each episode producing less and less of a dopamine fix. As her attractiveness fades she’ll be the women who picks up guys in bars and blows them in the parking lot.
Oh, and 90% chance she has some kind of eating disorder or stomach problems. Beware any girl who constantly complains about heartburn or is always taking something for acid reflux.
Rare in 5s and 6s, which self-correct, more frequently occurring among 8s and 9s. Don’t ask me how I know… ai yi yi.
This was a nice shot of Devil’s Cut, straight from the original barrel.
That BBC news article was filled with the rejects of the sexual marketplace. Reading their stories was depressing as fuck. I need to eschew the negativity and embrace the posi-titties. Time to text bomb all the bitches I know and get some ass lined up for tonight.
made little sense frankly. try English next time.
for english make try-sense, understanding results comprehension-getting, need only correct word-choose for make point
Another classic from the Beta Broadcasting Center.
Not to mention the entire societal infrastructure (e.g. “man-fault divorce”, abortion, Sandra Fuke).
Nazis talked about useless eaters. Yet one can have compassion for someone who is disabled so cannot care for themselves and allow them dignity.
Someone who actively burns crops and salts the fields in the name of “personal growth” or – I forget the nonsensical phrase used in the Supreme Court’s “Casey” decision – needs to be at least quarantined, or simply destroyed before they can inflict more death and destruction.
Both them and their BenTablers.
“At the heart of liberty is the right to define one’s own concept of existence, of meaning, of the universe, and of the mystery of human life.”
Unspoken addendum: “Suck your kid into a sink if you want, as long as you think it will make you haaaaaaaaaaappy.”
http://www.amazon.com/Why-Marry-Some-Women-Others/product-reviews/0446614289/ref=cm_cr_pr_hist_1?ie=UTF8&filterBy=addOneStar&showViewpoints=0
needs more zlolzzzzlozlzz
Good, brutal takedown CH.
Two different friends of mine became celibate after getting hardcore into yoga. For them it’s not just a form of exercise but a whole lifestyle and religion, which also includes veganism. When they first signed up for yoga classes their husbands were happy… Now not so much. Sometimes I wonder if they are just using a new age fad to rationalize their lack of attraction to their spouses.
Their “celibacy” will end about 5 seconds after a sexy, aloof cad proposes a rendezvous.
Any aloof cad that would court her is no alpha…she looks like a roadie for the indigo girls…
You owe me a new keyboard, dammit.
Now that’s funny. What a visual! I’d completely forgotten about the Indigo Girls. My two celibate friends are well groomed, though, and I have to admit they look good in their $100 Lululemon yoga pants. At first I thought they might be having a thing with their yogis/gurus/whatever you call them. Then I saw a photo of one of them…. Like an emaciated Santa Claus.
Ugh, terrible wives withholding sex from their pathetic husbands. Celibacy isn’t a choice in a real marriage.
What do you do as a man in a situation like that? Just fuck other girls? Jealousy would be the best route, right? Or… Not so much, to avoid divorce rape?
Never put yourself in this position to start with..
Just fuck other girls. Somehow when you marry her, your money becomes “our money”, yet somehow her vagina doesn’t become “our vagina”. That’s bullshit.
“… Somehow when you marry her, your money becomes “our money”, yet somehow her vagina doesn’t become “our vagina”. … ”
Great comment.
Some would suggest rape.
So how can she cut me off from sex, when she doesn’t know where I am getting it…
Their husbands should then cheat with impugnity and rub these bitches noses in it too. What is it with AW that they think they can do this stuff and not have any pushback? This is something that truly galls me.
So yoga was their excuse…well I’ve heard worse excuses from housewives to not have sex with their husbands.
For them it’s not just a form of exercise but a whole lifestyle and religion, which also includes veganism.
There’s their problem. Right there.
Sometimes I wonder if they are just using a new age fad to rationalize their lack of attraction to their spouses.
i think it’s more likely that the veganism fucked up their hormones leading to a deterioration in whatever sex drive they had.
yoga is great for women. veganism is not.
The meta-trend has been the disassocation of sex with reproduction. Its about gratification for the ID’s sake; A la Lena Dunham and Girls.
Females who have indiscriminate sex, and who put the well-being of their own personal id ahead of finding a suitable rearing partner are evolutionarily broken. That is, rather than change her personality and/or temper her daddy-issues, women like these embrace solipsism and blame the world for the family-sized hole in their hearts.
Here, we are normalizing the extremes, both celibacy and cock-hopping as viable lifestyles. Meanwhile, the indigenous culture which CH references, focused on cohesiveness and perpetuity, is marginalized. And the Anglo-Saxon people fade into the mystic.
btw where has King A been?
Making his Lenten sacrifice.
second on whereabouts of King A
anyone?
Then I got older and more picky
That’s beautiful, really.
MARTY: The last time Tap toured America, they where, uh, booked into 10,000 seat arenas, and 15,000 seat venues, and it seems that now, on the current tour they’re being booked into 1,200 seat arenas, 1,500 seat arenas,
and uh I was just wondering, does this mean uh…the popularity of the group is waning?
IAN: Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no…no, no, not at all. I, I, I just think that the.. uh.. their appeal is becoming more selective.
Brilliant!
One day, our deeply disturbed host will use his powers for good instead of evil. One day, the hamsterbating women he takes such delight in eviscerating with his happy dagger will be subsumed by the glorious post-feminist androphile God is preparing for His man-children. On that day, we the sheeple of his tainted flock will be free.
Our deeply disturbed host???
He does not sound disturbed at all to me.
To be able to see reality that clearly and describe it with such refined prose, CH has to be a very sane man.
‘I got more picky.’. …….nah, she got less attention and rationalized it as being picky. No one gets more picky with diminished smv. Just like, to beat a dead horse, white girls that are ‘into’ black fellas and white guys with yellow fever….if you can’t get what you want….compromise and rationalize.
[CH: Good point. Pickiness often translates as decreased attention from ideal mate prospects.]
The lower your SMV, the “pickier” you become.
“game only works on sluts” – beta male
“black guys are hot” – fat chick
“There are no good men” – fat black woman
“eat a sandwich!” – friend zoned beta orbiter commenting on his attractive, skinny female friend’s facebook photo
“only (beta)younger men can keep up with me!” – cougar
“I’m sick of dating assholes” – girl starting to lose her looks
“I’m having fun and don’t want to settle down” – girl fucking guys who won’t commit to her
“I like girls with really big asses” – low status black guy who fucks porkpies
“the girls in this club are ugly bitches” – your friend who keeps getting rejected at said club
“I don’t date guys who can’t handle a girl’s past because they are insecure” – slut
“girls are all just after money” – beta male with poor career prospects
“guys just never grow up” – girl who can’t secure commitment
“my career is important to me and I need a man who isn’t intimidated by that” – girl who doesn’t have the goods to marry rich
“football player jock guys are rapists!” – girl who the jocks wouldn’t touch in high school
“all girls are dirty dirty whores, one can never be more faithful than another” – guy who has no skill to maintain an LTR
“her kids are great!” – OMEGA male
Hey at least she says she got more picky instead of complaining that men are afraid of a strong, independent woman.
Don’t forget “magnetic.”
brilliant post
She’s got that nose/chin combo.
Heard her story many times even from my own sister.
so I tell the chick i’ll be a sucker
she like no I don’t like that
talk about knowing what she wants
he he he
“In the gloomy twilight of receding greatness, what was once the lonely wail of the societal defective harshly but rightly estranged from the common good becomes the discordant battle hymn for a broken people bereft of purpose and vulnerable to experimentation with novel hierarchies of morality and aesthetics.”
Please notice the disjunct, from ‘I rarely went a week’ – to, in the next sentence – ‘most of the guys weren’t worth the time’. What time, exactly, would that be, if, as she says she had enough sex to last three lifetimes. She hardly seems to have given those men more time than in speed-dating – maybe this was speed-whoring?
Then she says that she was ‘Never willing to compromise my personality’ – from which I take her to imply that she is a self-professed selfish-bitch’ or ‘priorities’ – presumably non-stop shagging and ‘never found anyone compatible’ though it hardly appears that she even looked.
Maybe after all she is as jaded as a prostitute, who can now neither excite male attention or raise it in herself. The wages of sin do indeed appear to have come home to roost (to mix metaphors). Cruel not to laugh (as I did).
She used up her lifetime sex ration too soon, I guess. I mean, I suppose its possible that she just has lost interest because she had her fill. More sex? No thanks, I’m full.
No woman can ever get filled. She just loosens and withers from overuse, until – like this one – she finds herself in the dust of her mooing competitors, while they stampede competitively, lustfully, wilfully ignorantly towards their multiple joyous defilement.
And so another one stumbles and falls, unnoticed, in the clouds of dust.
“No woman can ever get filled.”
Why am I hearing Beavis & Butthead’s reply to this statement in my mind’s ear?
No, it was more like they couldn’t fuck her into submission like she would like. Her random pickups were probably two pump chumps, and rookies to the art of fucking…
Egads! At the very second I had decided it was safe to talk to you again!
Oh, whatever Kate.
This old guy is safe to talk to at any venue.
You are just looking for excuses NOT to talk to me. I see how you are.
I don’t need excuses when I have a reason.
So you’re saying she gave up due to dissatisfaction? Entirely plausible. Women make men chase to see who can keep up. They want to peak over their shoulder to see him getting steadily closer and closer. They need to know he’s not going anywhere and he’s not giving up until things have been seen through to the end. Men like this are rare. I know a couple. Ones who don’t take no for an answer: who don’t actually give you a choice at all.
Since I am posting after nine- the hour at which my brain stops working- you can consider the above the equivalent of the ramblings of a drunk. Honesty sans artiface.
Did you actually read the article? She was obviously messing around with rookies who know nothing because her chimes weren’t being rang, her whistles did not blow and the thrill was not there. I don’t care how many times a woman has had sex in her lifetime prior, the thrill can be had again, given the proper expertise of the executor of the ecstasy.
Check your rear view mirror Kate…
LOL- Are objects closer than they appear?
I guess things really are bigger in Texas!
“given the proper expertise of the executor of the ecstasy.”
Nice assonance. Well, maybe she got tired of looking for that guy. Or she never had the thrill in the first place, so she decided it was a myth or something she could never have.
The world may never know…
Men want to be a woman’s first love. Women have subtler instincts – they want to be a man’s last romance.
That sounds about right
And if not “first love” at least “best” love.
Men really want to rock your world, and have the hamster go totally unconscious and in a coma.
At least that is the goal anyway.
I fully support men in their mission to subdue the hamster (without destroying the hamster’s natural habitat). If more men could or would, the world would be a happier place.
You can never fill lust.
She lost interest because she can’t attract sperm dispensers anymore.
“You can never fill lust.” I’m not sure about that. It can certainly stand dormant for stretches. Unless there is something to trigger it, it remains latent. This could be age related.
Nope…lust can never be filled…the cravings just change.
Women go from craving sex with alphas to eating fatty foods, spending money on pointless stuff, and wine. That is age related. It’s a whole lot easier to snuff out the cravings than to fulfill them all.
The only dormancy of lust is if there isn’t a trigger.
I think that the last paragraph should have been worded more strongly. Apart from that… cathartic.
May I humbly offer a kindly parable (set in Sorrento, Italy) aimed at our womenfolk concerning their squandering of their youth in restaurant bathrooms in Pensacola?
http://www.lightlybraisedturnip.com/story-for-women-on-matchcom/
The sooner this depraved, irredeemably rotten civilization is razed to the ground the better.
A scalpel dipped delicately into the soulless modern woman, writing the epitaph to the destroyed in her own black blood. Delicious to witness.
Nerd at tech conference makes a “dongle” joke, woman overhears him and gets him fired via Twitter, then compares herself to Joan of Arc and states that she has saved the future of programming.
http://www.reddit.com/r/MensRights/comments/1algtc/woman_at_pycon_takes_a_picture_of_two_guys_after/
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=5391667
What a fucking herb, he apologized to her?
And as a result I doubt he can even sue for his job back. As soon as he was booted out of that conference, he should have gone straight to his lawyer.
Woman in question (who is black) also stated via Twitter that “Black people CANNOT be racist against white people.” We got a live one here.
I grew up in a white trash welfare ghetto and after 45 years many of the crazy cat ladies from my childhood are still alive, still collecting welfare and medicare, still squatting on their grey cunts in public housing. The capacity of an old single women with no job of family to survive on welfare is staggering.
so while we look at this as funny our children will pay for it. Men look into the eyes of your 5 – 10 year old boys. they will be chained to the tax wheel often working backbreaking, dirty, and dangerous jobs to pay for women who did not bother to get at life partner, because riding the multicultural cock carousel was too much fun.
You must live in the fuckin’ rank, mate. When I left Melbourne and went to Bairnsdale, I saw heaps of old sheilas livin’ off Centrelink and drinkin’ down bottles of VB like they were water. The classier ones preferred Bundy ‘n’ Coke, but they still lived off government cheese like it wasn’t goin’ outta style.
And yeah, I always wore a rubber when I went Down Unda.
“If you believe that harmless little delusions are in fact the craggy building blocks of degeneracy total, then you grip your CH-issued shiv of sadism, press the tip against the beating breast of the poisoned id, whisper tenderly into the deformed monster’s ear to silently accept its necessary death, and drive the cruel cleansing metal of mockery to the hilt, until its black lifeblood has drained out. You hang the freak corpse from a lamppost as an example for the others.”
Are you sure this about degenerate delusions?
[CH: It’s about loser delusions.]
“And then you remind yourself that you, like everyone else, is a depraved human, slave to his nature, who enjoys the suffering of losers and mind disease vectors.”
For the record, you are employing the naturalistic fallacy here: that what is natural is good.
[Where did I say that?]
Murder, pillage, and rape are also quite natural. Should those with such inclinations embrace them too?
[They’ll embrace them regardless. And it’s the job of those protecting the territory in which poolsiders recline to round them up and remove them from circulation.]
Yeah OT:
So I got some serious IOI’s recently from a dancer at a new restaurant but didn’t have a chance to open.
http://www.medcruisecafe.com/wp-content/uploads/emily-with-veil-21-600×900.jpg
I’ve read about stripper game but it seems like overkill for this kind of case. Anyone have an angle for a recovering deep beta?
Strippers are easy once you penetrate the hard exoskeleton they’ve formed to protect themselves from the worst sorts of men on their worst behavior. This is best done by non-linear conversation involving frank sexual talk mixed with random inquiry and observations on wholly unrelated topics, preferably some kind of chick-crack like astrology or healthy eating habits, all in a curious but dispassionate tone – outcome independence being extremely important. Once you’ve entered the comfort zone your mission is to determine if her “what the hell” meter is in the green zone — this is purely a matter of chance. Note that strippers are a purely catch-and-release deal… if they flake on you, abstain from all contact until THEY contact YOU, and for God’s sake, don’t text them back right away. It’s a stripper rule of thumb that if they flake on you 3 times and you’re still coming back for more that they own you. Don’t be that guy.
thanks man
Another great tactic that breaks the shell and is tactically beta, but takes perfect frame:
Meet said girl, buy a dance, look dispassionate but she will know you are into her (hehe, know what I mean)
Ask when she works again. (she will forget you asked because she expects the ? and gets it regularly)
This is the hard part. When you see her again. DO NOT ESCALATE PHYSICALLY. Instead, pick something and gush like a little bitch. Be as beta as you want. Tell her her hair or whatever really makes her stand out and you are really surprised and you just want to sit there for a min. and look at her. Over play it in a non-physical way.
Strippers are alone in a hyper competitive environment. This works so well that if you do it right, don’t escalate, and go on to objectifying the next, she will come back to you quick.
Here is the test. If she sits down in a chair, she needs a friend. Up to you. If she crawls in your lap, and puts her hand on your chest or plays with your hair. You are in. Don’t fuck up.
Beta game on a stripper. Works like a charm.
almost forgot. wait 1-2 weeks before you go back. not enough to forget you but long enough to make the change you are focusing on congruent.
Brilliant writing. Like a cross between Voltaire and Dostoevsky’s Grand Inquisitor.
Outstanding. Your social/political commentary approaches high poetry.
ForeignBride had been celibate her entire life prior to our meeting, whereas I had flown a thousand missions over Suzie Wong.
Uh oh! A scientific study I’m pretty sure was conducted explicitly for disproving CH:
http://www.rebeccajordan-young.com/uploads/7/9/8/4/7984974/hardwired_for_sexism.pdf
It’s by a hyphenated name. ‘Nuf said. Hamsters everywhere
Bigger the girl, bigger the hamster. She was either huge or very unfortunate looking.
she’s an ‘associate professor of women’s, gender, and sexuality studies’.
lolz
Melanie Safka got away with her act because she put 110% of her souls truth and lifes energy into the one pop song. that she made..
None can convict or punish the singer, or any singer that put out Lay-Down, Candles in the rain in a like manner of Ms Safka
People: Sit down, Shut up and listen
Listen.
This is a miracle, not a crime.
the great thing about the hamster is it allows you to easily manipulate women. i know that’s harsh, but it’s true. the hamster also makes women eerily predictible.
you wasted your 20-30′s on the carousel. enjoy the cats, cup-o-soup for one, and the cobwebs growing in your womb.
Chicago = Comingapartville indeed. Chock fulla hamster population due to local fat acceptance phenomenon. Throw in Rahm Emanuel focusing on dude-on-dude “kiss-ins” at Chick-fil-A, add the end of the stop & frisk police policy and you’ve got yourself the apocalpyse, mes amis.
Brutally eloquent, tragically necessary, hilariously done.
This post, sir, is a true masterpice.
This reminds me of the new phenomenon that I have been encountering lately: the 40+ year old aspiring actress. They go on auditions, work part-time, do the odd scene as an extra, participate in fringe festivals and community theatre…..and they doll themselves up, take acting portfolio photos and post them everywhere online. If that isn’t hamster spin, then I don’t know what is.
In the past couple of years I’ve encountered and got blow jobs off such women.
To add, I don’t think there is much that is sadder than the past her prime aging spinster wannabe actress. This surely is the apex of the hamster in all its glory.
Combine “Spinster” and “Apex” and you get Spanx.
Here in Los Angeles, most of the female actors quietly take themselves off the audition treadmill right about the time they hit the wall. The reason: most parts on television are available for hot young things. There are very, very few parts available for women ages 30 to 40.
Around age 45, with some lines on their faces, some of women return to the treadmill and begin auditioning for mommy parts, which are more plentiful.
Many working actresses use those 10-15 in-between years to have children of their own.
Commercial actors, on the other hand, have no expiration dates, from what I understand.
That’s interesting, because up here, in Hollywood North, I am seeing loads of these actresses EMBARKING on acting careers in their 40′s.
Dont know where to post it but “Hamster of the month” cant be that wrong of a category..
A woman at a Pycon (conference for Python developers, tech-nerds) hears a joke by some guys, feels offended and instead of being a mature person (realize that it was a joke or just saying something to them) she snaps a photo of them and posts it on twitter. One of the guys (3 kids) gets fired, his side of the story: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=5398681
Woman’s twitter post: https://twitter.com/adriarichards/status/313417655879102464
She is still convinced she did the right thing. Ugh
Next she’ll complain about being bullied for being a bully.
Whoops, should have looked at the last comments. Sorry
I imagine CH as the Janitor from Scrubs.
“On blast” is more appropriate here:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=on%20blast&defid=377214
I don’t hate this woman. I pity her. She was led astray by a demonic system that feasts on the crushed hopes and laminrations of those entrusted toutmost to bring about the forsaking of the blinding darkness caused by the defilements and false views.
Well, of course she has to rationilze why no one wants her anymore.
This attitude is endemic to women of a certain age who have lost their hotness. Of my female acquaintances of that age range, the ones who still look good (for their age) still get a certain amount of attention from men and you don’t hear these sour hamster grapes of rationalization.
My girlfriend from high school, who is 10 years or so younger than this broad, actually looks worse than her. She was on okcupid awhile ago looking for a man, advertising herself as bi-sexual. She has lived in a lesbian relationship through most of her 30′s. Talk about hamster…..she waited until she is no longer viable for men to decide that she finally wants one again. There were no takers though, as I saw her with a younger, equally as homely lesbian. But surely she must realise she is far too ugly now to get a man….I mean, she is seriously fugly now. It would be akin to mounting jabba the hutt.
I suspect that any woman who lets herself become fat has a certain amount of latent lesbian tendencies within her.
Your suspicions are not unfounded. I know this gelatinous she-beast who stands at 5′ 3″ and clocks in at about 250 pounds from school. She openly admitted to her bisexuality because she said it was easier to find other “curvy” girls to “get with” than the men she secretly preferred. She still had sexual market rejects plow her two-seater ass but unsurprisingly, they never stuck around to be in a relationship. After all, beggars can’t be choosers.
It’s not just the morbidly obese bitches who take the taco when sausage is scarce. Even the muffin-top fatties who have some semblance of a female form will giggle amongst themselves when talking about kissing other girls. The only difference is that they usually don’t advertise their lesbian tendencies as loudly as their heavier counterparts. Do you really think a “Girl’s Night In” is only about pigging out on fast food, watching ridiculous rom-coms, and swapping stories about boys? There’s a whole lot more that goes on when the girls get together…
Do you really think a “Girl’s Night In” is only about pigging out on fast food, watching ridiculous rom-coms, and swapping stories about boys? There’s a whole lot more that goes on when the girls get together…
Just as with going to the bathroom, they appear to prefer masturbating with each other too.
Mass hamster-fry here:
http://www.facebook.com/romneybindersfullofwomen/posts/479954422072173
That is some quality comedy there. The misandry over there is palpable, and the self-hating beta boys are whining along with them. Someone needs to pass out the tampons…
check out the comments on roosh’s site (which inspired that facebook post):
http://www.rooshv.com/15-reasons-why-toronto-is-the-worst-city-in-north-america-for-men#comments
Someone throw this old carton of milk of she starting to stink up the BBC!
*out (I mean) she’s past her expiration date
Love you !
Such beautiful writing
Its also worth noting that this generation of single women will be the first generation in human history to grow old, frail and vulnerable with:
– no family around to watch out for them
– no religious community around them to look out for them
– no racially homogeneous community around them to look out for them
they will have to sleep with one eye open while the jihadists and Mexican gangs covet their houses and possessions.
I predict many will convert to islam for protection
Right on time, the biggest hamster fry of all just came out in the Daily Mail
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2296370/Does-womans-beauty-peak-29-Men-reveal-REALLY-think-cougars-grey-hair-sex-age.html
I can’t help but approve. They are all doing the right thing.
Any non-Bo-taoshi players present? Does not even come to mind does it?
They use the antithesis of sex as an identity, which of course means it began as their thesis. Their obsession remains.
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