Hugo Schwyzer, buffoon. Hugo Schwyzer, hypocrite. Hugo Schwyzer, self-proclaimed male feminist leader. Hugo Schwyzer, lover of porn stars, seducer of younger coeds, defiler of the matrimonial vow, potential giver of the herpes simplex Types 1 and 2, self-pegging fap-exposing murder-suicide contemplating part-time homosexing beacon of hope to dumbass feminists and their suck-up allies. Now we can … Read more
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Male is female. Observation is illusion. Diversity is strength. If there is hope, wrote Winston, it lies in the proles.
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Anonymous (choose a handle you lazy bum) lists the stringent copulation criteria that would need to be met for a woman (or her hamster) to admit that the sex she was having “counts”. Unless a girl has: 1. vaginal intercourse 2. with a guy 3. multiple times 4. over multiple days a. that are not … Read more
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Answer: What kind of man ruts with a land whale?A gay manA black manA betaAll of the aboveVoteView ResultsPolldaddy.com A clue to the sorts of “””men””” who willingly date human tubas is in the photo attached to this fatso’s confessional about getting befuddled stares from people when she’s out in public with her thin boyfriend. … Read more
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Posted in Beta, Pretty Lies, Tool Time on May 30th, 2013
Apparently, the discouragement needs more voltage. realmatt (who is likely a troll nicking another commenter’s handle) comments in response to an earnest lad asking for a little help on cold approaching girls at college: You can fake it till you make it until the cows come home but if you’re a big fat Nothing at … Read more
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Posted in Beta, Pretty Lies on May 6th, 2013
Drive-by hater “k8″ whiningly demurs: Has it ever occurred to you, that this “game theory” stuff is just another way of appeasing women? Has it ever occurred to you that make-up is just another way women appease men? Has it ever occurred to you that men must make more conspicuous up-front effort to attract women … Read more
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In a mainstream media aka Cathedral loser-whistle article (h/t “garter snake”) about older women “””dating””” younger men, one of the interviewed aging beauties had this to say, Felicia Brings was 31 and dating a 25-year-old man in the 1970s and so feared losing her job over it that she kept the relationship a secret. “I was so … Read more
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In that great, dispiriting void between unattainable wish and attainable reality squats the single mom in daydreamy repose. Menstruating a rambling, poorly spelled, grammatically sloppy HuffPo missive on the appeal of the dominant alpha male, a single mom falls into old person sex on the first date with a beefy, motorcycle riding man who, apparently, … Read more
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Posted in Girls, Lolita, Pretty Lies, Ugly Truths on Apr 1st, 2013
Reader Hair Slicked Back With Swag So Fresh (great handle) wrote to ask if CH could revive the posts that asked readers to rank female beauty in photos. The goal in those posts — achievement realized — was to demonstrate how men pretty much share the same taste in women. You may think it obvious … Read more
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CH’s last Hamster of the Month was none other than punching bag connoisseur Rihanna, who hamsterly rationalized her way right back into the loving-hating arms of the artist who turned her face into soggy oatmeal. Now we’ve got a new contender in the ring, and this lady’s jacked hamster might just be the rodent to … Read more
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