“You don’t really deserve to be loved unless you have the balls to be hated.” – Stephane Hemon We agree.
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See the video here. (Youtube embedding disabled. Hat tip to finefantastic.) Jacques Brel said in an interview this was a song about cowardice. A lot of women will imagine him getting handsomer as he sings. give me five minutes to talk away my ugly face and i can bed the queen of france. – voltaire
I’ve been reading a lot of Stephane Hemon’s stuff lately and what he talks about is similar to what I’ve been mulling over in my head and heart lately. I believe the circle is my next step in life. To do this, I’ll have to become totally comfortable with the idea of loss, because to reach … Read more
One Year Anniversary: Greatest Hits
Posted in Love, Uncategorized, Vanity on Apr 13th, 2008
There have been some new sadomasochists readers here at the chateau lately, so I figured it would be helpful to acclimate them to the chateau’s delights with links to personal and fan favorite posts. (Plus, I forget what I write about five minutes after I write it, so this is a way for me to … Read more
You deserve a 10
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Inner Beauty, Love on Apr 11th, 2008
I’m sure some scoffed when I gave that advice to men, but it turns out I was right! To increase the likelihood of a happy relationship men should be with women who are more attractive than themselves. Women seeking a lifelong mate might do well to choose the guy a notch below them in the … Read more
The Perfect Woman
Posted in Love on Apr 7th, 2008
When VK announced his project to enlist a crew of beaver buster bloggers to write about the perfect woman, I planned at first to crank out some glib, but truthful, response like: The perfect woman is the one for whom you can leave the money on the nightstand. Prostitutes at least have the integrity to deliver the goods every time. But … Read more
My Advice To Women
Posted in Culture, Girls, Love, Self-aggrandizement, The Good Life, Ugly Truths on Apr 3rd, 2008
It’s pretty clear what women want — a man with means, good genes, romantic swings, and daddy dreams.* When she finds him she’ll want marriage, home, and kids in a nice neighborhood. That is a woman’s formula for happiness in life. Since I am a giver and a humanitarian I offer the following advice to … Read more
March 2008 Comment Winner
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Lolita, Love on Mar 30th, 2008
From famed commenter Gannon, on my post Seven New Deadly Sins Quiz: …my interest in prepubescent girls (and boys) is zero. Just like me, I prefer them with apple sized breasts, round asses, a nice bush of pubic hair and bleeding. Problem for you my friend is that girls 14 and above all have these … Read more
Dread
Posted in Love, Psy Ops, Relationships on Mar 27th, 2008
There are two ways to guarantee a healthy relationship. By healthy, I mean the girl is in love with you and there is no threat of her leaving; you have all the leverage you need to assure yourself peace of mind and a steady sexual outlet. Meet your soulmate If you are extremely lucky enough to cross paths … Read more
Are European Girls Better Lays?
Posted in Foreign Girls, Love on Mar 20th, 2008
I usually dismiss arguments like this out of hand because I believe that it’s not the girl that makes the lay but the strength of attraction between the girl and the guy. The more you like each other, the more explosive the sex will be, regardless of country of origin. But now I wonder if … Read more