I’ve devised a formula for determining the strength of a relationship and its long term potential based on the time it takes for me to feel comfortable farting in a girlfriend’s presence. TTF (Time To Fart) + SOE (Sense Of Embarrassment) / LOF (Loudness Of Fart) + NOF (Number Of Farts per episode) + FDS […]
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Posted in Girls, Inner Beauty, Love on Nov 15th, 2010
Something that men in their rush to conquer pussy tend to overlook, particularly those men new to the game, are that some girls can be destroyed by the coldblooded mechanization of the modern mating market. These are the sensitive girls who don’t know how to, or aren’t willing to, give as bad as they get. […]
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A buddy’s girlfriend and I were watching a movie on his TV and a scene had come on featuring the lead actress dragging her beta boyfriend to her alpha ex-boyfriend’s house for a party. “This guy is a doofus for agreeing to go with her to her ex’s party. He’s walking into a trap. Any […]
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Posted in Dating, Inner Beauty, Relationships on Aug 31st, 2010
A reader wrote a while back about her thoughts on the importance of shared values to pickup and dating. Here she comments that men of a conservative political persuasion would not find love with liberal women, and would have to focus their dating efforts on meeting similarly conservative women (which she caricatured as belonging to […]
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Posted in Inner Beauty on Jun 20th, 2010
In an effort to discourage rapists, a South African doctor ( surprised ?) has invented a female condom with hooks that attach to the penis and cause immense pain. I don’t have a problem with this invention. But I wonder what kind of legal ramifications will confront the first woman who forgets to remove the […]
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Posted in Inner Beauty, Relationships on May 10th, 2010
There is an easy way to assess the strength of your relationship without ever having to turn to that favorite solution of charlatans couples therapists everywhere. Who needs communication when you can gauge how strongly your partner feels about you by how often she spontaneously touches you? In the interest of lowering the divorce rate, […]
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It’s been said that when Tiger Woods is dominating on the fairway his opponents lose their composure and begin piling up the bogies. An analogy could be made to relationships. The greater the dating market value disparity between two people the more likely the partner with less power will lose composure at the slightest threat […]
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Here’s a quote from a female commenter to an article about emotionally unavailable men that was posted over at one of those loser feminist sites that rhymes with Jizzabel: This is me, I love my husband but every once in awhile I wish he weren’t so into me. I think I’m still emotionally unavailable but […]
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To find out what people actually prefer in sex partners it’s much better to observe what they do than to ask them what they do. (You noting this, GSS nerds?) Our sex preferences, being the bedrock human value that underlies all other values, is also the one most susceptible to self-deceit. In that vein, a […]
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Posted in Girls, Inner Beauty, Ridiculousness on Sep 25th, 2009
…being this guy: Hope’s boyfriend. An anonymous reader sent me this photo with the following message: “gets more tail than all the herbs and betas on this site”. What’s going on here? Clearly, Wolfman has a genetic mutation. Some things we know: Chicks dig gnarly mutations. Chicks especially dig gnarly mutations that confer a measure […]
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