Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Girls, Guy Rules, Psy Ops, The Id Monster on Aug 7th, 2013
White knights are front page news at the Chateau this week, so today we will examine the myriad ways women tool men and make fools of those duty-bound chowderheads with aspirations to white knighting. 1. Let’s You and Him Fight This is a classic, and often successful, tooling tactic that women throughout history have employed … Read more
Women have many shit tests and penumbras of shit tests in their hamster arsenal, but none packs a more explosive punch than the self-deprecation shit test, which is like the Tsar Bomba of shit tests. The shock wave from this big baby is enough to send an inexperienced man reeling backwards into stunned silence. Or, … Read more
The white knight used to be an object of admiration, but lately he has become an object of derision and even pity. Urban Dictionary defines the white knight as: A person (usually a male) who sees the typical maiden in distress, and believes that he can help her. A male version of the “mother figure” … Read more
A reader passes along a quickie anecdote that you don’t hear everyday: I would like your take on this situation that arose with my GF. Been together about a month. Went to a pub, I brought a friend, its kind of her turf so she runs into coworkers and friends there a lot. Two dudes … Read more
Zombie Shane demurs, Honestly, I don’t know that these “mindgame” chicks are worth the effort. Unless maybe you’ve gone full-blown nihilist and you’re determined to tap EVERY SINGLE god-damned piece of ass which crosses your path – bar none. But, again, in all honestly, I can think of a bazillion things I’d rather do than … Read more
There will come moments when you won’t be the reincarnation of Casanova. A hot babe will unexpectedly address you, and you won’t have anything scintillating to say in reply. Hey man, it happens. There have been at least three seconds in my life when I wasn’t at the top of my game. I weep with … Read more
Posted in Foreign Girls, Guy Rules on Jul 11th, 2013
It’s not a secret that American women have lost their mojo. They’ve fallen far from the heights of the pin-up girl era to the present day man-squerading as lantern-jawed corporate henchcunts and biodiesel dirigibles. If ever there was a time for American men to get the hell out of Pudge and seek pinker pastures oversees, … Read more
A reader soulfully inquires, Can you share some of your dark wisdom which has no bounds on advice for greater betas, lesser alphas, and alphas? Not every one of your readers is a spectating beta male! That’s true. The male demographics of this blog’s readership mirrors the male demographics found in the general population. there … Read more
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Girls, Guy Rules, Self-aggrandizement on May 17th, 2013
If a man is presented with a choice between a butterface (ugly face, hot body, everything “but her face”) and a myspace angle (cute face, ugly body), his decision will depend in part on whether he’s down for a short-term fling or if he’s seeking a long-term lover. The reason for this is not hard to … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Biomechanics is God, Game, Girls, Guy Rules, Science Validates Game on May 15th, 2013
Once again, science has come around to ♥♥♥♥vindicating♥♥♥♥ folk wisdom and Chateau teachings. This installment of SCIENCE ♥s GAME explores the subtle tricks of perception that mimicking a high social status man can play on women. A recent study found that the mere act of lugging around a guitar case will significantly improve a man’s … Read more
