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Here are my opinions of the sexual and relationship compatibilities of girls with the following jobs: ADDENDUM:Some of the commenters mentioned I left interns and staffers off the list.  I count these girls as part of the hr/marketing/pr brigade except they are burdened with much bigger egos, self-righteousness, and workaholic issues.  They all secretly want to hook up … Read more

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There are many factors that contribute to a woman believing the world should fall in her lap (for example, being an American), but none are as important as how she perceives her looks compared to other women.  I’ve found that the prettier a girl is, the more she feels entitled to special treatment and unearned rewards. I … Read more

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The Lawyer Vs the Nanny

Here is a comparison of two girls I briefly dated. Girl A occasionally tossed out five dollar words like “antinomian” never spoke about her job in detail or hinted that she liked it talked more than once about the school she attended and about her father’s accomplishments i paid for her drinks noticed my brand of watch … Read more

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I was standing around with Zeets at one of my favorite clubs when I was approached by a girl who immediately chatted me up.  I thought, here was an opportunity that doesn’t fall in my lap every day. Unfortunately, the girl who opened me was fat and pig-faced.  And slightly inebriated.  Considering her beastliness, I was intrigued in a sort of scientifically … Read more

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This article about looking for love at an Obama political rally made me laugh.  “You are likely to have similar political views, and those often cross into other things that aren’t politically affiliated,” says Colleen Kluttz, a 29-year-old TV producer who’s hitting the event tonight if work allows. I suppose it makes intuitive sense to a politics-drenched … Read more

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Defining the Alpha Female

In a previous post I discussed a workable definition of identifying alpha males that most non-delusional people would have no problem agreeing with.  Here I will set out what defines the alpha female.  In some ways, the alpha female is a mirror image of her male counterpart.  Where quantity counts heavily toward a man’s rank, quality does so for women.  … Read more

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Fake Tits

I kept pulling up her shirt.  She resisted.  I pulled on her pants and panties.  They came off without much fuss.  Back to the shirt.  More resistance.  She’s tugging down on her shirt while her lower half is completely naked and grinding into my crotch.  Weird.  Are the boobs really that much more precious to … Read more

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Girlfriend or Fling?

It’s been a while since the last scientifically sound assessment. I like analyzing groups because the interplay between everyone helps me decide which girl would be open for a same night lay and which one would be worth toughing out a few dates with before sexing. The far left girl is clearly a fling.  Everything about … Read more

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Your girlfriend, who is thin, asks if you think she looks fat.  Among the following responses you could give which is most likely to make her smile and kiss you?  Which is most likely to piss her off?  Which is most likely to make her more dependent on you (AKA love you)? The Sarcastic Answer“Oh yes, you’re … Read more

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Honesty

In seduction, honesty is not the best policy.  A man learns from experience to conceal some of what he is thinking because no matter how much a woman says she wants to know his true feelings, she would rather not. Hiding my opinions from a woman I am trying to bed is a tactical maneuver, not a fear-based … Read more

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