Women have many shit tests and penumbras of shit tests in their hamster arsenal, but none packs a more explosive punch than the self-deprecation shit test, which is like the Tsar Bomba of shit tests. The shock wave from this big baby is enough to send an inexperienced man reeling backwards into stunned silence. Or, … Read more
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…and a nugget of game truth escapes from the swirl of vapid blather. The bolded questions are being asked by the beta male, and the answers are from girls he attempted to woo but failed miserably. Do you usually figure out if you wanna do more than make out with someone pretty instantly? Or, is … Read more
A reader is annoyed by a common ingenue habit: I have game. I am not a AFC. That said, here is a pattern I’ve noticed. EVERY girl who has used “ok, ill catch ya later babe” Or, “Hey honey, how’ve you been?”…. has ALWAYS been a dead end. (super-flirt = dead end) My take: She … Read more
Chicks Digging Jerks Goes Mainstream(ish)
Posted in Girls, Ugly Truths on Jul 15th, 2013
Michelle Malkin, a tawny-skinned rep of the right cute enough to inspire a Heartiste half-mast, has an article about the love that girls are showering on Boston Bomber Joker Tsarnaev, and on other assorted badboys and murderers. Note the very eeenteresting title of Malkin’s article: America’s Sociopath Fetish: Chicks Dig Chechens And Other Killers I … Read more
Comment Of The Week: When It “Does Count”
Posted in Comment Winners, Girls, Maxims, Pretty Lies on Jul 14th, 2013
Anonymous (choose a handle you lazy bum) lists the stringent copulation criteria that would need to be met for a woman (or her hamster) to admit that the sex she was having “counts”. Unless a girl has: 1. vaginal intercourse 2. with a guy 3. multiple times 4. over multiple days a. that are not … Read more
Why Do Girls Flake?
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Girls on Jun 26th, 2013
Men who’ve lived a day in their lives have experienced it at least once: A girl flaking on them. That last minute cancellation. The sudden suggestion to “meet with friends” instead of one-on-one as originally planned. The call screening. The delayed replies. And the worst flake of them all: The no-show. But why do girls … Read more
A reader asks, Dear Heartiste I wonder if you could do a post specifically on some super powerful shit tests that women use and how you’d handle them. That could be very enlightening. Super powerful shit tests that a man will commonly encounter in his dealings with women? Why, yes, I believe we can do … Read more
Unemployed, Alcoholic Badboy Game
Posted in Alpha, Funny/Lolblogs, Game, Girls, The Id Monster on Jun 17th, 2013
A 30 year old couglet writes to Slate’s Emily Yoffe (first mistake) about the strange pull that an unemployed, alcoholic alpha male ex-fling badboy has on her romantic imagination, while a loyal and NICE dentist betaboy who’s practically begging her to marry him can’t seem to fire up her loins. Bonus track: The badboy nearly … Read more
The Official Spinster Logo
Posted in Culture, Funny/Lolblogs, Game, Girls on Jun 6th, 2013
Imagine this on a T-shirt. You’d open so many sets wearing this because girls won’t be able to resist shit testing you about it. When they do, ask them if they want to be a member of A.S.S. — the American Spinster Society. Tell them you’re working hard to eradicate judgmentalism and loneliness from the … Read more
Body Men Vs Face Men
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Girls, Guy Rules, Self-aggrandizement on May 17th, 2013
If a man is presented with a choice between a butterface (ugly face, hot body, everything “but her face”) and a myspace angle (cute face, ugly body), his decision will depend in part on whether he’s down for a short-term fling or if he’s seeking a long-term lover. The reason for this is not hard to … Read more
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