Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Current Events, Funny/Lolblogs, Girls, The Id Monster on Jun 6th, 2017
I had to chuckle when I saw this photo in the CH combox (h/t a reader who shall remain anon): The reader writes, A liberal friend sent me this — ah ha! Racist hand-gestures! I responded: The funniest thing is Brittany Pettibone, who is very good looking as well somewhat articulate, cannot help but sit … Read more
Posted in Feminist Idiocy, Girls, Globalization, Goodbye America, Tool Time, Trumperica, Ugly Truths on Jun 6th, 2017
An over-muscled, low E, boy-hipped, steroidal androgynous butterface who was a BernieHo and “resisted” Trump, got really mad on the day Trump fired Comey and rashly decided to snail mail copies of NSA classified information to a reporter, who promptly called the NSA to verify the docs were authentic, after which the FBI came a-knockin’ … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Girls, GloboHomoBezos Ministry of Propaganda, Hope and Change, Self-aggrandizement, Ugly Truths on May 30th, 2017
How does a woman let decades slip by and watch forlornly as she tumblrs from bodacious to barren? By deluding herself that her biological clock has more minutes on it than it actually does. Sarah Haas, 35, says she feels like she has about five years to decide whether to have children. *facepalm* At 35, … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Girls, Rules of Manhood, Ugly Truths, Videos on May 23rd, 2017
“But I’m ALL Milhouse!” Sorry, Milhouse, chicks don’t really want niceguys. They want jerks they can pretend are niceguys underneath. Allow me to introduce you to the female rationalization hamster:
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Girls, Rules of Manhood, The Pleasure Principle on May 19th, 2017
Reader mendo earned himself an honorary Chateau post with this gem of a comment in which he explains his “beauty-boning correlation” categories of varying intimacy. Reminds me of a recent categorization I’ve been developing in regards to rating a women’s face. Beautiful–making out whilst boning her Pretty–looking at her whilst boning Okay–looking at the boning … Read more
Posted in Culture, Dating, Feminist Idiocy, Funny/Lolblogs, Girls on May 18th, 2017
Reader Gas Mask parodied (aka improved the veracity of) a dating app advertisement featured on the Goodbye, America blog. The original ad: And Gas Mask’s pitch perfect parody: The blue city dating scene is now filled with these over-credentialed yet airheaded yoga-pants’ed “spiritual but not religious” aging beauties regurgitating platitudes and catchwords so vapid they … Read more
Posted in Girls, The Big City Life, The Pleasure Principle on May 16th, 2017
A natural red-head early 20s girl in a summer dress riding a bike on a warm spring day as a gust of wind catches the hem and lifts it just enough to glimpse sheer pink panties caressing a smoothly perfect ass cheek. Praise Cleft.
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Current Events, Girls, The Id Monster, Trumperica, Ugly Truths on May 16th, 2017
I’ve resisted turning this blog into a gossip mill, but a juicy titbit hurtled across my wired tin can that I feel impelled to comment on, if for no other reason than that it devilishly and deviously exploits anti-pozz alt-icons to corroborate timeless Chateau maxims. (In this case, “chicks dig jerks“.) ie it’s all about my ravenous ego. I … Read more
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Culture, Girls, Goodbye America, Hungry Hungry Hippos on May 15th, 2017
A thought occurred to me while noticing a boy-hipped, broad-shouldered manjaw crank out a 10-rep set of man-pushups at the gym without breaking a sweat. She wasn’t half-bad in the facial area, and her body, despite its cylindricality, was thin and taut. Her lunge-carved ass broke the straight line of her figure, supplying just enough … Read more
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Girls, Globalization, Goodbye America, Ugly Truths on May 11th, 2017
What other conclusion are we to draw when the voting behavior and opinions of single White women corroborates exactly what this post’s title asserts? From Bigly E, another id-buster post that reveals a leetle too much about the vagoconductive currents that emanate from single White women’s hindbrains. Single white women are more opposed to a … Read more
