A reader asks, Dear Heartiste I wonder if you could do a post specifically on some super powerful shit tests that women use and how you’d handle them. That could be very enlightening. Super powerful shit tests that a man will commonly encounter in his dealings with women? Why, yes, I believe we can do … Read more
Category Archive for 'Game'
A reader soulfully inquires, Can you share some of your dark wisdom which has no bounds on advice for greater betas, lesser alphas, and alphas? Not every one of your readers is a spectating beta male! That’s true. The male demographics of this blog’s readership mirrors the male demographics found in the general population. there … Read more
Unemployed, Alcoholic Badboy Game
Posted in Alpha, Funny/Lolblogs, Game, Girls, The Id Monster on Jun 17th, 2013
A 30 year old couglet writes to Slate’s Emily Yoffe (first mistake) about the strange pull that an unemployed, alcoholic alpha male ex-fling badboy has on her romantic imagination, while a loyal and NICE dentist betaboy who’s practically begging her to marry him can’t seem to fire up her loins. Bonus track: The badboy nearly … Read more
What To Do When You’re A Girl’s Second Choice
Posted in Game on Jun 14th, 2013
Sidewinder asks for help with his online game: Online game update: 2 weeks ago I asked for advice concerning a girl who politely cancelled meeting me because she had something going on with someone else and wanted to see where it went. I wasn’t sure how to respond because it was generally polite, and since … Read more
The Official Spinster Logo
Posted in Culture, Funny/Lolblogs, Game, Girls on Jun 6th, 2013
Imagine this on a T-shirt. You’d open so many sets wearing this because girls won’t be able to resist shit testing you about it. When they do, ask them if they want to be a member of A.S.S. — the American Spinster Society. Tell them you’re working hard to eradicate judgmentalism and loneliness from the … Read more
Young reader “Barry” wants to know if his Yearbook note to a girl he knows (who also knows his friend “Greg”) is beta or alpha. Kelli, It has been so nice getting to know you this year. You are extremely sweet and foxy, I don’t know why Greg would want to spend any time with … Read more
How Game Might Have Benefited Jason Richwine
Posted in Current Events, Game, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Psy Ops, Ugly Truths on Jun 4th, 2013
hbd chick asks, if you were jason richwine, how would you have reframed the “discussion” about his thesis? wanna learn more about this reframing business. For those readers who don’t know, Jason Richwine is was the Heritage Foundation data cruncher who got metaphorically burned at the stake (a witch hunt in all senses but for … Read more
Revving The Rationalization Hamster
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Game on May 30th, 2013
This’ll do the trick: You’re probably wondering what the best (read: alpha) reply would be to a girl who pulled this stunt on you. GIRL: I haven’t been fully honest with you… YOU: me neither
A reader, somewhat drunk on his own amusement, passes along the Facebook page of the thoroughbred that sired the Kentucky Derby winner. This is the father of the Derby winner. This is what your Facebook page should look like! Ok. In 2013 LEADING SIRE by North American earnings; 1st by N.A. stakes wins Sire of … Read more
A Beta Orbiter Gets The Green Light?
Posted in Game on May 22nd, 2013
A teenage reader who writes coherently for his age (sensitive beta male alert) wants to know how to deal with a girl “””friend””” he has been orbiting for three years who recently has expressed an overt sexual interest in him. I am 19 and have a very tricky situation with a girl who has had … Read more