Right Wing Slam Poetry
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs on Mar 23rd, 2008
a welcome send-up.
Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs on Mar 23rd, 2008
a welcome send-up.
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Inner Beauty, Love on Mar 16th, 2008
She reveals her heart of gold in this video. Especially at 1:45 in.
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs on Feb 23rd, 2008
From “albatros”, in response to my post on dating foreign girls : just to tell you that russian women are cold and i have a lot of them,but ukrainian are crazy in bed.if you please really well them they will follow you like tha cat follows a good susage.russian girls pretend to be classy but […]
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Guy Rules, Inner Beauty on Feb 20th, 2008
For the men: How soon after meeting your girlfriend is it OK to fart in front of her? a. third date b. two weeks c. one month d. one year How soon after meeting your 20 year old, ballet dancer, former Urban Outfitters model girlfriend is it OK to fart in front of her? a. […]
Posted in Escape, Funny/Lolblogs, Hitting The Wall, The Big City Life on Feb 18th, 2008
I don’t normally feel bad when I have to reject a woman, but this time I did. I had a deaf woman come onto me in writing. She stared at me hard from a few feet away, and I stared back, which in hindsight was a mistake because she didn’t meet my minimum attractiveness threshold. […]
Posted in Beta, Funny/Lolblogs, Inner Beauty, Love, Ugly Truths on Feb 14th, 2008
‘Cause, really, that’s what it is. A day to celebrate vaj. So in the consumerist spirit of the occasion here’s the Valentine’s Day card I plan to send out to my stable of regulars. For my extra special girls, I’ve put the effort and love into making homemade cards: I’m a romantic at heart.
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Ridiculousness, The Big City Life on Feb 3rd, 2008
It is late in the night and two grown men are driving home from the clubs. Navigating cop cars and pedestrians on Columbia Road, we notice a couple of bicyclists on our right. Nearing the first bicyclist we can’t help but trumpet a horny ode to her luscious figure 8 derriere as she pedals hard […]
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs on Dec 21st, 2007
Ow, my balls! Why are guys getting punched in the sack so much funnier than girls getting hit in the vagina? Hidden psyche answer: Because by nature, men are expendable. PS: Here are a couple more nad shots I found artistically elevated: God Vs Satan 2 Balls 1 Foot
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, The Big City Life on Dec 2nd, 2007
Ugly people canoodling in public. It’s not cute. It’s not charming. It doesn’t make people go “aww” to themselves. Please, kindly take your ugly nuzzling to the privacy of your homes and draw the shades. Think of the beautiful people’s feelings.
Posted in Escape, Funny/Lolblogs, Girls, Vanity on Nov 29th, 2007
I once had to get rid of a girl for a shallow reason. It’s a shame, too. I didn’t want to… she was cute, considerably younger, sweet… but some things are non-negotiable deal killers. I was finger banging her during foreplay and, because I like the full experience, I brought my fingers up to my […]