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A girl invited me to a party over the weekend. She said the crowd would be mixed with some gay guys and trannies in attendance. Her social scene is alternative so I know what to expect when I hang out with her. I called Zeets and told him I was going to this party. He […]

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This story from my past is reproduced in its entirety from an email exchange I had recently with someone. Originally intended to be private, we both thought it should be flung across the worldwideweb for the glimpse it gives into what made me the lover of myself thousands I am today. *** when i was […]

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You should have listened to what mama said And walked away with someone else instead You should have listened to what grandma said And married someone more like Fred You should have listened to your inner voice While you had time and still a choice You should have reached for the emergency brake Before it […]

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Toothbrush Game

There’s always a tense moment in the bright light of the morning after a stumbling late night hookup when the girl needs to use the bathroom and you feel a rush of anxiety as you wonder what personal items you have prominently displayed on your sink. Eyebrow tweezers? Check. Five different facial scrubs and masks? […]

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Best Costume Ever

Related: Worst Costume Ever .

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How to Own a Room

Unreconstructed barbarian Zeets called to give me a recap on his date with a girl he took to a popular local lounge. Zeets : It was all going well until I felt an explosion of gases in my intestines. A deep rumbling. I couldn’t do anything while she was there next to me. Me : […]

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If you sit at a sidewalk cafe in DC and people watch you’ll eventually see hints of civilizational decline. mommy took our allowance There I was enjoying a manly tap water when something so magnificently wrong assaulted my visual field. A father carrying a baby in a papoose that he wore across his front. The […]

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Bald Man’s Lament

A friend, who is a good person despite his penchant for finding humor in the suffering of others, trawled one of those sad-sack internet support groups and forwarded me this plaintive wail from a man(?) who is losing his hair and blaming it for his collapsing marriage. My friend, for purposes of this blog I […]

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If the eyes are the window to the soul, the smile is the neon vacancy sign outside the motel. I don’t *feel* high maintenance. Girls love to smile, whether it’s justified or not. A broad smile illuminates the face and makes the world notice her. There is probably some Freudian oral delights aspect to it […]

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Best Spam Titles

Horse in my pussy. Let the big dick fairy bless you. Knock down trees with your GIANTCOCK. and an amalgam courtesy of the random generator: Knock up alpha fairies and their cats with your horse cock.

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