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If the eyes are the window to the soul, the smile is the neon vacancy sign outside the motel.
I don’t *feel* high maintenance.
Girls love to smile, whether it’s justified or not. A broad smile illuminates the face and makes the world notice her. There is probably some Freudian oral delights aspect to it as well. The next time you are walking outside, try counting the number of people you see smiling or who smile at you as you pass. It’s usually no one. For a girl during her peak beauty years, every waking minute is a good reason to smile and advertise her exalted place within humanity.
There can be too much of a good thing. The smile’s impact wanes when it becomes a fixture on the face, like the nose. It loses any meaning and begins to suggest mental vacuity. So many American girls (European girls seem to be immune to this affliction) have such inflated self-esteems that they flash insincere smiles constantly lest anyone forget to be entranced by them. The impossibly wide phony smile is the tool in trade of the attention whore. Now when I see a girl like the one in the photo above smiling like a prom queen I conclude she is a vapid girl with a non-existent inner world who will need to be gamed high-energy style. The problem with dating girls who smile obsessively is that if you ever give them a reason to drop the smile they will hate you for life.
True sexiness is a lost art. A woman is incredibly sexy when she balances her time smiling with the detached expression of a relaxed mouth. She lets her eyes pick up the slack left by the smile. When I’m talking to a girl whose eyes do most of the subcommunication I get the sense the hamster has not fallen off the wheel in her head.
You won’t see guys smiling as much because the pursuit of women is serious business. Or maybe they think a straight face looks tough, cool, and emotionally self-contained. In the dating field, guys who smile just a bit too much are approval-seekers rather than approval-givers. They want the girls to notice how good-natured and fun-loving they are. In other aspects of life, men who smile too much are looked upon with suspicion. In fact, there is a word for perpetually smiling guys — used car salesmen.
One thing the naturals do well is the friendly smile when approaching women. This automatically sets them apart from most men. But they drop the smile before it gets stale. The smile alternates with the serious face and is punctuated with the occasional cocky smirk — it all plays into the girl’s desire for an unpredictable man. If she’s smiling because of some deliberate action on my part, all is good. If she’s smiling like a retarded billboard ad, I tell her she has a piece of food stuck in her teeth.