I’ve devised a formula for determining the strength of a relationship and its long term potential based on the time it takes for me to feel comfortable farting in a girlfriend’s presence. TTF (Time To Fart) + SOE (Sense Of Embarrassment) / LOF (Loudness Of Fart) + NOF (Number Of Farts per episode) + FDS […]
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This one comes from a mischief maker named “Lexus Liberal” who commented on a Washington City Paper article about the poor performance of the Sidwell Friends’ football team. Sidwell Friends is a private school where Presidents send their kids to be fast tracked for future ruling class positions. The Obamas are the latest example. I […]
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Posted in Funny/Lolblogs on Oct 31st, 2010
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Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Goodbye America on Oct 18th, 2010
From a commenter over at Mangan’s : Female suffrage has led to a feminizing of Western Civilization. That civilization is now entering its crazy cat lady stage, that most female of destinies. Witness the hoarding of immigrants (rather than animals) that we don’t need, that we can’t properly house or care for, the self delusions, […]
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Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Guy Rules, Misandry on Sep 14th, 2010
Via reader Tim, Funny Yahoo Questions is an archive of hilarity. And disturbing vileness. The desperation of single moms knows no limit. Seven years without a replacement father to foot the bills can really fuck with a lonely mother’s ethical code: Men, always flush your used condoms down the toilet. And whatever you do, don’t […]
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Posted in Alpha, Funny/Lolblogs on Sep 14th, 2010
The alpha of a mixed group isn’t always the man. Sometimes, the men in attendance are such feeble representatives of their sex that they are eclipsed by the stronger presence of the women. Here is a photo sent by reader Desant who wants to know if the male specimen on the left is alpha. Although […]
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Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Game on Sep 10th, 2010
Fed up with having to decide when you should call a chick after getting her digits? Tired of phone tag while managing the ever-present annoyance of flaking? Baffled whether to leave a voicemail or send a text? Wondering what kind of message to leave? You can stop beating yourself up! Jack Goes Forth writes that […]
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Posted in Beta, Funny/Lolblogs on Sep 3rd, 2010
Being a soldier is no guarantee of alphaness. Take a look at this photo sent in by reader keirin: This is very beta body language . The ass is clearly turned off by this man’s approach. The leaning in is the obvious tell; he’s all up on that ass while the annoyed ass is about […]
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Posted in Beta, Funny/Lolblogs, Tool Time on Sep 1st, 2010
A great way to build a love connection with a girl is through the subtle mockery of the absurdity of others. Chicks dig social dynamics and speculating ad nauseam about the backstory of couples or groups of people that they see walking around, particularly people who stand out from the crowd. Thus, it is a […]
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Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Globalization on Aug 20th, 2010
In the comments section to an article in The Daily Mail about the gilded weaponry of Mexican drug lords, Bill from Richmond, VA responded to an effete glove slap from an Englishman. “Its so comforting to know that our American friends have so much time to concentrate on the finer things in life such as […]
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