Posted in Beta Of The Year Contest on Mar 5th, 2013
The readers squalled, and their demands were answered: Beta of the Month is back in a big way . And why not? There’s nothing like a real life story ripped from the headlines to illuminate the reality of female hypergamy for strong and desirable alpha males, and the dire self-inflicted powerlessness of beta males which […]
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You’ve got to have a strong stomach to make it through this edition of BOTM. This segment will hit a lot of buttons, as well it should. In a Slate “Dear Prudence” mailbag , a woman writes for advice from Prudie (Emily Yoffe) on how to break the news of her cheating whoreishness to her […]
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There are apparently asexuals among us . They claim they have no interest in sex, and it’s not a psychological coping mechanism for involuntary celibacy. Jenni is one of the estimated 1% of people in the UK who identify themselves as asexual. Asexuality is described as an orientation, unlike celibacy which is a choice. “People […]
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After a year of collecting reader submissions for the most nauseating example of sack shriveling betatude the world over, a Beta of the Year ”winner” has finally been announced! Based on popular vote , the winner of the 2009 BOTY is….. Conor, the facsimile of a man who allowed a woman to walk all over […]
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Posted in Beta Of The Year Contest on Jan 14th, 2010
The twelve ignominious betas for each month of 2009 have been declared by popular vote and now it is time for you, the readers, to vote for a final winner from among those twelve for the Beta of the Year contest. Consider carefully the candidates below before casting your vote for the one man to […]
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Posted in Beta Of The Year Contest on Jan 13th, 2010
The final candidate of 2009! Tomorrow we reveal the contest for the Beta of the Year. Last month’s winner , by a healthy margin, was a cuckold who asked his cheating girlfriend on a call-in radio program how he could “make her love him more”. She told him, in essence, to grow a pair, but […]
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Posted in Beta Of The Year Contest on Dec 13th, 2009
We’re getting near the end of the year when the final beta — the One Beta to rule them all — is voted upon for inclusion into the pussywhipped Hall of Infamy. Last month’s winner , sent in by reader waysa , was the Croatian tennis “pro” (loosely defined) who begged and pleaded not just […]
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Posted in Beta Of The Year Contest on Nov 6th, 2009
Gentlemen, grab your cat o’ nine tails because we’re in for another round of beta lashings. Deliver these betas from their trespasses and lead them not unto self-constructed torment. Sweet, sweet deliverance. It was a tight race, but the winner by a plurality of the September 2009 BOTM was the sad sack husband who is […]
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Posted in Beta Of The Year Contest on Oct 16th, 2009
Esteemed members of the Chateau, we have our first four-way Beta of the Month Battle. These “men”, and I use the term loosely, are doozies. First, the winner of the August 2009 BOTM , by the biggest margin yet recorded for BOTM, was wealthy WASP (white anglo-saxon pud) caricature Topper , who graciously inquired of […]
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Posted in Beta Of The Year Contest on Sep 21st, 2009
The crack team of Chateau Beta of the Month researchers took a couple weeks off, so the August 2009 BOTM is tardy. Or fashionably late, if you prefer the reframe. The winner of the July 2009 BOTM , by a wide margin, was Travis D’arby , the SWPL self-parody who can’t figure out why his […]
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