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The readers squalled, and their demands were answered: Beta of the Month is back in a big way . And why not? There’s nothing like a real life story ripped from the headlines to illuminate the reality of female hypergamy for strong and desirable alpha males, and the dire self-inflicted powerlessness of beta males which […]

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You’ve got to have a strong stomach to make it through this edition of BOTM. This segment will hit a lot of buttons, as well it should. In a Slate “Dear Prudence” mailbag , a woman writes for advice from Prudie (Emily Yoffe) on how to break the news of her cheating whoreishness to her […]

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There are apparently asexuals among us . They claim they have no interest in sex, and it’s not a psychological coping mechanism for involuntary celibacy. Jenni is one of the estimated 1% of people in the UK who identify themselves as asexual. Asexuality is described as an orientation, unlike celibacy which is a choice. “People […]

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After a year of collecting reader submissions for the most nauseating example of sack shriveling betatude the world over, a Beta of the Year ”winner” has finally been announced! Based on popular vote , the winner of the 2009 BOTY is….. Conor, the facsimile of a man who allowed a woman to walk all over […]

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The twelve ignominious betas for each month of 2009 have been declared by popular vote and now it is time for you, the readers, to vote for a final winner from among those twelve for the Beta of the Year contest. Consider carefully the candidates below before casting your vote for the one man to […]

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The final candidate of 2009! Tomorrow we reveal the contest for the Beta of the Year. Last month’s winner , by a healthy margin, was a cuckold who asked his cheating girlfriend on a call-in radio program how he could “make her love him more”. She told him, in essence, to grow a pair, but […]

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We’re getting near the end of the year when the final beta — the One Beta to rule them all — is voted upon for inclusion into the pussywhipped Hall of Infamy. Last month’s winner , sent in by reader waysa , was the Croatian tennis “pro” (loosely defined) who begged and pleaded not just […]

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Gentlemen, grab your cat o’ nine tails because we’re in for another round of beta lashings. Deliver these betas from their trespasses and lead them not unto self-constructed torment. Sweet, sweet deliverance. It was a tight race, but the winner by a plurality of the September 2009 BOTM was the sad sack husband who is […]

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Esteemed members of the Chateau, we have our first four-way Beta of the Month Battle. These “men”, and I use the term loosely, are doozies. First, the winner of the August 2009 BOTM , by the biggest margin yet recorded for BOTM, was wealthy WASP (white anglo-saxon pud) caricature Topper , who graciously inquired of […]

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The crack team of Chateau Beta of the Month researchers took a couple weeks off, so the August 2009 BOTM is tardy. Or fashionably late, if you prefer the reframe. The winner of the July 2009 BOTM , by a wide margin, was Travis D’arby , the SWPL self-parody who can’t figure out why his […]

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