There’s no need for a contest in this edition of Beta of the Month; Joe Scarborough wins it running away. You’ve seen this before, in previous Chateau Heartiste Beta of the Month posts. Uxorious Joe Scarborough is the beta, Bleeding NipAndTuckface Mika the repulsed woman spurning his ingratiating, conciliatory romantic gestures. Painfully beta, but did […]
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Posted in Beta Of The Year Contest on Apr 13th, 2017
This extremely tardy Beta of the Month edition has been building up like a Nofap’s scrote after a year away from the pornovision, and you can bet the release will be, in a word, explosive. A clarification for new readers, or for old readers with reading comprehension issues: The beta male is not an omega […]
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Posted in Beta Of The Year Contest on Feb 22nd, 2016
Do we have a blockbuster BOTM contest for you readers today! Buckle up, buttplug out, kebab removed, you’re about to have the honor and the privilege to Detox the BOTM Buttox. BOTM Candidate #1: Geld One and Geld Two First, take a gander at this hot mess and then guess the backstory. Avowed polyamorists are […]
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Posted in Beta Of The Year Contest on Oct 22nd, 2015
A laudable goal of the regular BOTM feature at CH is to make the readers as excruciatingly uncomfortable as possible, so that they never make the same mistakes the dishonored betas of the month make. I think this edition will have you peeking through fingers in horror. BOTM Candidate #1 is Hugboy , a psychologically […]
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Posted in Beta Of The Year Contest on Aug 17th, 2015
We’ve got some real wieners featured in this edition of Beta of the Month. BOTM Candidate #1 : #excepthesnot anything but an emotional tampon for this chick. This thinly-veiled sneer directed at lovable but unfuckable beta males is a mini-trend among women. It’s become a cottage industry for girls to preemptively mock-upgrade sexually malnourished male […]
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Posted in Beta Of The Year Contest on Jan 2nd, 2015
2014 is in the history books, and that means it’s time to put the travails of the past year’s most pathetic beta males on display in a cleansing ritual of public humiliation. *** BOTY Candidate #1 is Jason Stanford , a real shitlib who spends two pages excusing his wife’s decision to leave him forever […]
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Posted in Beta Of The Year Contest on Jul 29th, 2014
We’ve got a trifecta of beta males this month vying for #1 Beta. You sit in judgment. It’s all good, sadistic fun, but remember, one of these betas could stumble across this site, read their demolition and experience a rebirth. You might just save a life today. BOTM Candidate #1 is Nick Viall, the runner-up […]
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Posted in Beta Of The Year Contest on Oct 10th, 2013
Not to gloat over my prowess at uncovering the world’s cringeworthiest beta males, but I think you readers will find it particularly difficult in this edition of Beta of the Month to stare at these train wrecks without averting your eyes. BOTM Candidate #1 is a Rainman Jr. looking guy who earned his FIRST HUG […]
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Posted in Beta Of The Year Contest on Aug 30th, 2013
Occasionally, CH showcases truly abhorrent beta males as “teachable moments” for the gathered readership, with the hope that readers will learn what kinds of behavior to avoid in their dealings with women (and men). This edition of Beta Of The Month (BOTM) features a smashmuff vagina-off between not two, not three, but FIVE detestable beta […]
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Is it really good for the children to see their father so pathetically emasculated on a daily basis? That’s the question that swirls around July’s Beta of the Month candidate, a broken man who continues living under the same roof (for which he likely foots the full bill) with his happy ex-wife in a refitted […]
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