Do we have a blockbuster BOTM contest for you readers today! Buckle up, buttplug out, kebab removed, you’re about to have the honor and the privilege to Detox the BOTM Buttox.
BOTM Candidate #1: Geld One and Geld Two
First, take a gander at this hot mess and then guess the backstory.
Avowed polyamorists are almost universally VLSMV (Very Low Sexual Market Value). This is especially true of polyandrous arrangements. The male facsimilies who volunteer to be shared by one (ugly) woman are so wretchedly unlovable that only the mentally diseased leftoid webzine Salon can identify with their cause.
Everyone wants to know how my polyamorous family works. You’d be surprised how normal we really are.
She got that right. Everyone seeing these circus freaks would be surprised if they exhibited characteristics that were faintly humanoid.
One of the biggest hurdles in non-monogamy — probably the hurdle — is jealousy. My husband was an incredibly jealous person back then, but he began to question its usefulness and purpose.
Was this questioning before or after the chemical castration?
Jealousy is born from a fear of losing a partner; if you believe that love and intimacy can be shared, and are not diminished by sharing, then that fear loses a lot of its power.
No, male jealous is born from a fear of cuckoldry. This is classic projection of the female sexual and emotional world onto men.
I often talk to her about the fact that society frowns on families like ours, and whenever I mention the claims that polyamory is bad for children, she rolls her eyes and says, “Oh no, kids having more people to love them! How horrible!”
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My boyfriend and I are planning a (non-legal) wedding ceremony next summer, and would likely legally marry if we could. But it’s painful to know that many people in our lives will never take our relationship completely seriously, or see it as entirely real.
Of course it’s painful to her. That’s her mind-body axis telling her what she’s doing is depraved and… problematic… to her social fitness.
When my daughter talks about same-sex marriage or polyamorous relationships, she always looks perplexed and says, “I don’t understand why anyone is angry about people being in love and not hurting anyone.”
The battle cry of the Millennial misfit.
Maxim #109: Consensual polyamory is a contrived hookup service for undesirable sexual market rejects.
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BOTM Candidate #2: Love Chair Troll
You know what’s unforgivably beta? Sticking around in the same place to witness your dignity getting shredded. Why didn’t this droopy dog just stand up and leave?
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BOTM Candidate #3: Pink Letter Pussboy
Forwarded with an explanation from reader Shitlord_2000:
My girlfriend who is 27 and a HB8, was at the gym doing some cardio on one of the hamster wheel machines they have a plethora of at her gym that basic bitches seem to love, when some young ‘kid’ (her words, not mine) comes into her periphery and puts the following in her hand.
“text me if you want”
Cowards write sappy letters to their muses. Sacked-up men approach and say “Hi”. It’s the difference between seeing the world from under a pussy pedestal, and seeing it side-by-side with a woman down on earthly ground.
Don’t pretend you’re a swooning romantic to allay the suspicion you’re really just a huge pussy. BUSTAMOVE. (Charitably, since this “kid” might be young and inexperienced, it’s worth cutting him some slack. But not too much slack… that way lies John Scalzification.)
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BOTM Candidate #4: Tats For Nothing
Courtesy of reader Tom:
I met a female tattoo artist from Toronto in London doing daygame, 24 with huge boobs and quickly ticked all of the boxes for a same day lay. I ended up spending about 7 hours with her and though I didn’t actually get laid she did leave my flat with my cum in her mouth.
So far, so alpha, the beta bit is a story she told me about her exploits on Tinder.
She matched some guy on Tinder who sent her a message saying “If you could tattoo anything on me what would you do?” Her response was “A transsexual Jesus nailed to a cross with my name and surrounded by buttplug ivy”
HE ACTUALLY WENT THROUGH WITH IT AND GOT THE TATTOO! As, I assume, a strategy to get laid.
However it didn’t even work, in her words “He hit the roof when I declined a 2nd date”
First date, hours of needle in the back getting a tranny jesus tattoo. 2nd date, declined.
I actually have a photo of the tattoo, it’s his entire back and he didn’t get so much as a hand job.
I wish I had that photo to post here, but Tom either didn’t send it or I lost it in the shuffle.
Maxim #45: Don’t appease before she’s had your peen.
Corollary to Maxim #45: Better yet, don’t appease. Ever.
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And finally…. (this one needs a build-up)…(ps it’s NSFW)…(trust me)…
BOTM Candidate #5: The Palace Eunuch Pube Groomer
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The skinnyfat middle and punchable shitlib face echo indicate that this is a DEFCUCK 1,000 beta male grooming apprentice. I.e., the realio dealio, and not a sexually satisfied boyfriend doing his chick a short n curly solid.
But even if he were a legit boyfriend, or alternately a gay slumber party buddy, this act of defiance against all norms of masculinity would qualify him as a worthy BOTM contender. If, as I suspect, he’s worse than that — a beta male orbiter so sexually invisible and inoffensive that this woman feels comfortable propping him mere inches from her vagina to pluck some ingrown pubes — then by my reckoning he has to go down as one of the all-time “greatest” beta losers, veering dangerously close to omega male territory. (What stops him from going all the way is that omega males don’t even get to see pussy this close up.)
The voting:
Jesus these BOTM contests get more depressing with each passing month
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I have a chick and she was swiping on tinders while we were lying in bed, I asked her to so I could see who was out there.
Within a few minutes we’d found a sub for her who wanted his ass fisted. Guys these days are really seriously fucked up. I was the one suggesting the hoops for him to jump through and even she was like no way that’s too crazy.
Dudes like this abound.
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Oh fuck, my son ran out of the room screaming when we read that comment. Good work.
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> “more depressing with each passing month” ——— That’s exactly what I was thinking as I finished reading the essay and clicked over to the kkkomments. ||||| > “my son ran out of the room screaming when we read that comment” ——— Now there’s some hope for the future – Holmes is teaching Game to his boy. You go get ’em, kiddo, we’re rootin’ for ya!!!
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You know it, man. Trying my best to make him into a tight little shitlord. He ain’t doing so bad – already has girls following him around.
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Well, SS [SchutzStaffel?], I’ll say a little prayer in the hope that your family is Pro-L!fe and that you become a Grandpa in short order…
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Holy shit I was thinking the same thing. #5 almost made me run out of the room screaming..
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How can you be that close the cl!t and not massage the d@mned thing? It really gets on my nerves every time I see that picture. Massage that cl!t! MASSAGE THE DA@MNED CL!T YOU MORON!!!!!
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It’s weird. It could be done in a BDSM sort of way, making it pretty hardcore. You know, you take pleasure in each and every pube pull. A loving sort of pain, if you will. Maybe even take those tweezers and slooooooowly apply them to the clit …
This dude looks like he should be in a gimp suit, tho. Zipper over the mouth, the whole deal.
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Dude, I’ve seen plucked hair follicles get nasty infections, and that’s some serious, serious shiznat [as in, prior to antibiotics, you could die from the Staph infection, and even now, you’ve got MRSA/VRSA to worry about].
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Of course, I watch what these pr0n actresses take up their r3ctums nowadays, and it’s a wonder that they aren’t all dead of papilloma-induced cancers [Farah Fawcett?]. And surely they’re all wearing Depends diapers for the uncontrollable bowel movements.
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im sure the Joos just lurrrrv this picture. for f*cks sake just look at J3wkerberg and his unempathetic strut with man boobs and sneakers.
damn that guy sucks more than a desalination plant.
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There’s a yid’s wet dream… mass Ludovico treatment facility.
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Polyamourist relationships are often composed of some asexual members. Many females, particularly somewhat unattractive females, are more than willing to provide affection, including physical affection of the hugs and kisses but no nooky kind, to asexual men, while being royally rogered by some other, more attractive member of the male sex. The asexual man isn’t jealous of the sex, and the one getting the sex isn’t jealous of the affection. It’s the only way all this can work.
“Scott Alexander” over at Slate Star Codex is one example of this. This is all rather disgusting and unmanly, but, unlike Christopher Ryan, at least he isn’t pretending this is a viable option for most people.
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The caption for pube groomer is
“Go ahead. Queef. I don’t mind.”
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I would have voted for the Tats for Nothing dude, but no pics, it didn’t happen.
Pube groomer seems legit. He’s the worst.
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Exactly. Pics or GTFO. Otherwise I would have voted for it.
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I voted Tats for Nothing because he’s stuck with a tat, while the others could some day improve themselves, at least in theory.
But you’ve got a point that the tat story could be bullshit. The pink letter is goddamn painful to read … that would have been my next choice.
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The pink letter should be on every jumbotron for everyone to ridicule. Maybe the “kid” will learn something from the shaming.
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“Avowed polyamorists are almost universally VLSMV (Very Low Sexual Market Value). This is especially true of polyandrous arrangements. The male facsimilies who volunteer to be shared by one (ugly) woman are so wretchedly unlovable that only the mentally diseased leftoid webzine Salon can identify with their cause”
Fuck: I’m a physician and a few months ago had a female patient, who I found out had two male lovers, who took turns sleeping with her in the hospital (not having sex, but sharing the bed–I guess to comfort her). These guys basically looked like the bearded guy on the right, but the girl was absolutely rock-bottom ugly. Like to the degree that I thought there was an underlying genetic problem with her (with all due respect to people with chromosomal disorders). I didn’t comment on this, out of professional discretion, but I thought to myself WTF? What psychological forces are at play for these guys to stoop so low? Though they were likely low value themselves, on the basis of looks alone both seemed to be dating somewhat below their true market value. They wouldn’t even have to learn game, merely a healthy sense of self respect to raise their stations above her!
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There are some things one can’t un-see.
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Jeez CH – that was gruesome from top to bottom…
“Why didn’t this droopy dog just stand up and leave?” Erection!
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“Why didn’t this droopy dog just stand up and leave?”
because he’s thinkin’ “jeez dad, I know I’m the designated driver and all, but it’s not like you ain’t gonna see yore li’l sister Anal Annie agin till Thanksgivin’, huh? Kin we go now? I’mma tired. An’ The Coasters are on at the bop tomorrow”
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DT
There are some things one can’t un-see.
I hear ya.
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You sure it’s not Jeb! this month?
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He he. he deserves a Beta Hall of Fame induction ceremony…
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You mean “One Child Left Behind”?
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I kept waiting for jebe too.
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[…] By CH […]
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I’m gonna take a small hiatus… you guys hold down the fort for awhile.
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big shoes to fill, GE. your size 12 boot keeps a tight ship around here. don’t stay away too long.
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Kind of you to say so…
Mah rayciss!
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We got this.
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Hiatus – behind the love chair?
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Addadictomy?
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Another blog bloviator suddenly swoops in… what 40-something grown man comes out with this sort of South Park snark?
Judging by your verbose half-assed website, I’m guessing a tribesman… a single one, at that.
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He’s going to study the Torah.
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He’s going to study the Torah.
Hope you’re not patting yourself on the back for that one.
I don’t particularly like Seinfeld but here’s Greg vs the faggot within
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Strapon knows full well I’m a master of Scripture, so if his “study the Torah” was meant to be a barb, his/her wit proved to be even blunter than usual… which is saying something.
Note the Tell (yet again) for an alleged Catholic boy… for all of you neophytes, the Torah is merely the first five books of the Bible. I’ve never heard a Christian refer to them as such… Pentateuch or Books Of Moses, maybe, but never Torah.
Yenta Within shows her Freudian slip yet again. lzozlzolzozlozlozlozlozl
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Faggot within is projecting rape!
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What’s your addy
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No, even better — Greg’s got a small legal matter to take care of.
http://cbslocal-uploads.s3.amazonaws.com/captures/DF6/775/DF6775FA5D8A40D6B89E11944E8B81FF
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Now now stop projecting, little faggot. And stay away from the schools. We found your picture: http://blog.koksradio.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/child-molesters.jpg
Faggot within is a child molester rape!
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Man, I’ve seen some try-hard snark before, but this is a new level even for the chateau.
You first-time monickers who are obviously sock-pups, go sniff another big dog’s azz.
Strapon, I’m surprised you even have the gall to come ’round chere any more… especially in the wake of Der Graf Donald’s recent performance.
Just goes to show… no shame for those who can’t be insulted.
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It’s the Israel propaganda machine’s latest tactic.
It’s failing…
Faggot within is a tribe member rape!
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gotcha covered, bud
*tag-team high-five*
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Any chance that note was written by some ‘kid’ that was a girl? A pinkish pen, a smiley face, and that’s definitely chick hand writing. Oh god, please let it be a chick.
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Strapon – submit a handwriting sample STAT!
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Not him. He can’t spell.
Faggot within rape!
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Good points. Also, “be safe.” Who says that?
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The “tip my hat to you, m’lady” type of betas.
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“be safe.” Who says that?”
Old people. ’80s people.
Like Sgt. Esterhaus. Or maybe it was the guy from CHiPs.
You know, back when the cops actually gave a fahuurk? About anything except their pensions?
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Goons, that’s who say that stuff. Fedora-wearing, LARPing, scotch-swirling, cigar-brandishing goons
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Well, damn, that would be so obvious– but why the hell would shitlord not clarify?
Lost in translation? Bit of a joke?
I’m obtuse this evening. More coffee, more lens wipes . . .
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I also thought the note looked like it was written by a girl.
[CH: with these types of stories, there’s always the possibility of a hoax. you know women. but ftr i have seen handwriting by manlets that looked like that. it’s not common, but it does exist.]
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Seconded. A chic wrote that note.
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Thirded… there’s no way that’s a guy’s handwriting.
More like a lez-be friends approach.
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Hmm, if it was a chick, could it have been the bloke’s own GF? Presume he’d know her handwriting, but meh.
Some bints act out like that for attention. Case in point, the one who wrote the letter to herself, apparently from her dad, voicing concern over her black bf.
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Definitely the tat guy. Except the poly guys, everyone else can recover their dignity or at least forget.
The tattoo chick is pretty psycho, hardly surprising. He deserved it.
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Not entirely convinced the pube groomer isn’t hitting it.
That’s fairly intimate no matter how asexual the relationship is.
I had a Sicilian girlfriend who loved for me to shave her pussy and it was always a prelude to sex.
I’m giving a break to the young man who wrote the letter.
As nervous and awkward as he felt, he at least did something.
Which is more than a lot of guys (most guys?) ever do.
More backstory on the love chair troll is needed.
He may be the other guys younger brother and he is just impatiently waiting for a ride home. Maybe he is the girl’s brother and is just half disgusted with the whole thing. Never know.
But tat man?
That is fucking flat out pathetic!
And I’ve done some pathetically beta things to appease some pussy in the past but at least I don’t have a tattoo to memorialize it!
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Pube guy reminds me of a guy I coached a few years ago. I asked him about his hobbies. He said he was into black magic. I probed further. He said that he had convinced a girl to let him shave her pubes, then saved the pubes in a plastic bag so he could cast a spell on her with them.
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You owe me a new keyboard.
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Chair troll looks like it may have been taken at a fifties college. It could be that the apparent gooseberry boy couldn’t find anywhere else to sit at the gathering/party, but he’s definitely got the look of bitter defeat that betas experience so often.
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I love the picture (mostly because of its evocation of a better time), but it looks posed. Candid or not, it’s quite a common scene. How often have you seen one or more betas at a party or bar staring stupefied at a loving couple, usually in confused anxiety? It’s often a situ where prior to the party, the girl had no more history with the player than with the beta. But why does beta stick around well after the girl has made her preferences obvious, lingering idiotically near the scene of usurpation? It’s his misunderstanding of the SMV. Against all evidence, he clings to the idea of distracting milady with his own self-important charms. His thought is something like, “Well if he can sweep in so suddenly, there’s no reason I can’t do the same. We started out on equal footing, and could switch places just as quickly.” He’s an equaloid, and he projects his equaloid delusion onto girls, though chicks are far less prone to such delusions.
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My overweight friend was pursuing this 30-year-old girl on and off for five years. Five YEARS. She is super religious and told him she didn’t want to make things official, because he “wasn’t outgoing enough”. Kindspeak for saying he’s too fat. I would’ve thought the two could embrace each other. Him being fat, her being past the wall. Didn’t happen. Lesson learned, right?
My friend used that rejection as fuel to turn his life around. He lost the weight, went back to school, got certified for a better job. He makes more than $250K now. Instead of taking that newly earned goodwill and applying it on young college girls, sharpening his game skills… guess what he did. Yep. He and that now 35-year-old woman are officially an item.
He just bought a house in one of the wealthiest neighborhoods in town and now everyone’s speculating when they’ll get engaged.
Jesus wept.
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Ya he’s supposed to tickle her ovaries, then steal her anal soul, and then bounce out. (Video taped facial is optional but encouraged)
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What job
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Mitch,
4 words come to mind. Nay, 6.
Damn fool.
Willing victim.
CLOCK CLEANED..
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Do him a favor and beat the shit out of him and lay out the truth to him while he lies in a pool of blood. Or just beat the shit out of him. Either way is good. Or kill the bitch.
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Just snap a picture of the happy couple and send it in…
… these BOTM contests don’t write themselves, ya know!
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> “30-year-old girl… now 35-year-old woman… bought a house in one of the wealthiest neighborhoods in town…” ——— Meanwhile, the last five years of her “GOOD” fertility just vanished into thin air, and now they will be trying desperately in the remaining five years of “SO-SO” to “BAD” fertility to push out even one ch!ld. All in the purposeless pursuit of what? Scr0tial ladder-cliimbing?
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[…] Beta Of The Month: A Brainscape Strewn With Discarded Testicles […]
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I thought the letter was hard to beat, but disfiguring yourself for life, assuming that the story is true, is like a horror story.
Then again, if anyone still clings to the cutesy credo “just be yourself!”, these two were “just being themselves” by doing what they wanted to do without caring what others think about their choice of game. Not bothering to improve the approach must mean they have so many options that they don’t need to improve – their value must be through the roof! Women must throw themselves at them at such a display of value! Or so a forum jockey’s reasoning goes.
Regarding the pube shaving – I saw one of the many talk shows back in the 1990s where a father was the manager for his daughter, who he had convinced to become a porn actress. “It was totally her choice!” Not only did he drive her to sets and watch her work, he also shaved her pubic hair. Just part of the work, he assured the audience – apparently an eighteen-year-old can’t use a razor on her own. The daughter was also there and thought it was just fine.
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Were they Jewish?
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$20 #2 is a younger brother
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alas #2 is a movie scene from Peyton Place… Greg you should have picked that one up!
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I got so depressed after reading the first scenario, I had to take a short hiatus, and didn’t even look too closely at the other entries.
That said, I don’t think I would have recognized that movie still anyway, since it was pretty much merely a melodrama potboiler one only views once.
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OMG! I can’t choose just one. Ak! My eyes, my eyes!!!! They burn…
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Well, really, #s 3 and 4 are so many orders of magnitude beyond #s 1 and 2 in infernal intensity, we’re comparing playground wedgies with the helicopter raid in “Apocalypse Now”.
Or teleprompter malfunctions with teleporter malfunctions, in keeping with the gif.
Poor old fly . . . .
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–although imposing “polyamory” ideology on a White child is certainly a form of child abuse. But the two putzes have little enough, I suppose, to complain about as far as their own selfish concerns go.
#1 poses a vaguely interesting contrast between extreme losers in two competing contexts: the hipster douche on the left, the spergy manboy on the right. I haven’t read the article. I wonder which is the “husband”, which the “boyfriend”. I’ll venture a guess the one with chin pubes is the boyf, but sanity forbids an actual click to confirm or contradict.
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They display such media-backed bravado in their writings, don’t they? But under the surface you can be sure polyamory is just one disaster after another, until those with at least some consideration of their future finally leave and try to put together a real life before it’s too late.
Would be interesting to see the level of alcoholism and drug use among aging “polyamorists”. And the level of domestic abuse. We know it is high for homosexuals, so it is probably the same for other forms of perversion.
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–Damnit, that should be 1 & 2 (and 3–I forgot all about 3) versus 4 & 5 in place of “3 and 4”.
No. 3 is so jejune, it’s a little hard to believe. Was he seventeen? And why did he affix a preemptive postscript to confirm his nervousness in handing it off IN THE PAST TENSE?
No 3 is a little creepy, actually
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The tattoo is permanent. That’s hard to beat. The others could be mere potholes on a long journey towards the light. A tranny jesus buttplug tattoo, that is forever.
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If the tattoo guy could get past the mortification, Tattoo Nightmares could have an episode that might rival the Super Bowl in viewership. If the tattoo artists could stop laughing at the pathetic creature long enough, that is. Heck, I’d pay per view to see that coverup.
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“I don’t understand why anyone is angry about people being in love and not hurting anyone.”
This is once again the difference between the two basic moralities: the goal-oriented and the rights-oriented.
Societies throughout history have had a goal-oriented morality. For example, punishment for crime was about protecting society, and whether the criminal had become criminal because of “oppression” was irrelevant. He was a criminal, period, so he must go. And families are a good arrangement because they are efficient – they help society move forward.
Marxism, being a way to bribe your way to power, promises people freedom from duty. The Enlightenment Era paved the way for this by ignoring a morality resting on nationalism, instead inventing “God-given rights”. Once you have denied the idea that it is your duty to strengthen society with your work, your family etc, the question arises why you should care for other people at all, why you shouldn’t just take what you want if there is no goal to achieve, so “rights” were invented to have an argument against total nihilism. It isn’t really explained why you should care about those rights though – you must just honor them without question. As if they were as real and ever-present as the laws of physics.
William Pierce explained morality well. In the past we just instinctively did what was good for the people, but in a time where we can see the whole universe, not just our own village, we must explain why we should do so. He took the goal-oriented morality all the way, explaining that ultimately it is about promoting Life as a whole – a task for which the White race is the best suited. If there is no life, then no other values, and nothing we have built, matters. Ensure that there is life forever, then you can worry about whatever else there is you want to worry about. No longer is the goal-oriented morality based on instinct alone.
This is the answer to the Left’s rights-based morality, a far better answer than “just because”.
“It is wrong to eat meat”, the Left says, taking the rights-based morality to its logical conclusion. If people have “rights”, why not animals? Because they have less intelligence and can’t build, can’t invent? If there are no goals to achieve that doesn’t matter. African Stone Age peoples, cases of mental retardation, pigs and cows – logically all should have the extolled “rights”. People still eat meat but are made to feel guilty for it, and this guilt can be used against them. But with a goal-oriented morality you can meet the Left’s arguments. Eating meat is good because it is not only healthy for us but highly pleasant, a renewable source of both nourishment and pleasure, and this helps us work harder, which we should do in order to promote the people, the nation, Life as a whole. Which no pig or cow can do. Other than in the role of food for humans – so in that way they too can contribute.
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This is a real ‘pearl before swines’ comment. Hats off to you
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great comment. The only way to return to that way of life you speak of is by destroying liberalism and rejecting the Enlightenment, the French Revolution, and the American Revolution.
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Man, I hope the suburban elk don’t read this. I got a ration o’ crap from him for killin’ a wild hog that was destroyin’ my back 4O. Yeah, I’m a killer.
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Did you eat it? If so, what did it taste like, and do you have an recipe recommendations? Thx.
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Nice comment. What would you say to the ‘right of man’ style arguments about ‘natural’ rights?
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“For this is how things are: the diminution and leveling of European man constitutes our greatest danger, for the sight of him makes us weary.—We can see nothing today that wants to grow greater, we suspect that things will continue to go down, down, to become thinner, more good-natured, more prudent, more comfortable, more mediocre, more indifferent, more Chinese, more Christian—there is no doubt that man is getting ‘better’ all the time.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche, On the Genealogy of Morals/Ecce Homo
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Haha, legit quote!
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And meat is good for the planet! Much better than covering the world with row crops, tell it to your vegan friends! I’ve only read Robb Wolf’s interview with Nicolette Niman (of Niman Ranch), but she’s got a whole book on it, Defending Beef.
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the guy on the left in pic one, he looks about 6’2″, nordic descent possibly
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could it be…..?
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Germanic genes – like the majority in the West? Gee, you don’t say? What’s your point? And what’s your own “descent”? Probably relevant as you start beating your chest.
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And while we’re on the subject both he and the woman look more British than anything, but he could also pass for Spanish. If by Nordic you mean Scandinavia you’re dead wrong, but determining European looks is not exactly an American specialty.
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“what’s your point?”
an inside joke, Arb. check the comments from the past couple weeks
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lol. Lighten up, Francis. And get the reference plumpjack is making, sperg.
Arbiter is a tool rape!
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@Arsebiter; “both he and the woman look more British than anything,”
Oh for crying out loud. Mong.
I challengeth thee to a trip to Sheffield, to fight Sean Bean’s brother, outside his very own chip shop. Winner gets a bottle of Hendy’s.
Dost th’even knaa where “Britain” is? [Clue:tha’ll get wet feet all ways up]
Does Zlatan Ibrahimovic look more .. Swedish than anything”?
The “woman” looks exactly like Rebecca Watson’s comelier, brighter sister.
If Fat Lad on our right did a bit of graft (“hard yacker” in foreign talk like what youse Americans does) or weights, and left the pies alone, he’d be halfway there, slow-wittted or no. I wouldn’t fight the bugger.
Trouble is his (obvious female blood-relative) on his right (mum? sis? turtle?) would probably take offence.
Guy with face-fungus? If (((he))) doesn’t pilot a kayak, and dine on blubber, well I’m a Dutchman.
I know what English, Welsh, Scottish or Irish people look like. Catholic or Protestant. It’s not difficult, or complicated, and none of those robust root-vegetables in the photo are anything like.
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Maybe CH’s polyamory stance has been TSW’s trigger all along.
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Damn Arbiter, you strangled that joke in its crib.
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Arbiter is that feminist in the club who the moment any comic makes a joke about women she stands up and screams “THAT’S NOT FUNNY!”
Killjoy rape!
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Alas, that jest was meaty indeed, and did not merit so flaccid a fate.
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Apparently Kasich had a moment like that in a townhall meeting today – he was recounting how all the ladies came out of their kitchens to come help work on his first campaign in 1978, and a little while later, some femc*nt had to make a snarky remark about how SHE wouldn’t be coming out of any kitchen, thank you very much. I would have given my left nut to have heard Gaysich reply, “Well, down at PayLess, they’ve got a sale on cat food…”
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Je$us H Chri$t, Gaysich even has that Ghey-@ssed Clay-Aiken/Trey-Gowdy/Greg-Gutfeld “boy band” hairdo. I think the Eskimo Harrison Ford was one of the first celebutards to popularize it in older men. Kinda the male equivalent of older women getting the dyke crop.
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Nothing lowers a dude more than following the crowd and going with ghey-@ssed fashion trends. At least The Donald has the test!cular fortitude to buck the tide and boldly go with awesome hair. Not ph@ggott hair.
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well Gaysich really living up to his name now… albeit he is gay in manner not action a la RU-BO…
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lol.
Faggot within is discovered rape!
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Heh., as GE said not long ago, you is a national treasure and a legend here.
UNMASK THE FAGGOT RAPE !
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Viking phenotype, sure. 6’2″ and strong bones to raid and rape. Maybe ostrogoth or normand
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Hard to beat candidate #1.
Settling on an HB2 is tragic enough.
I question the authenticity of the tattoo story.
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That’s rape said the feminist.
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Did somebody send out the Whorefinder signal?
Batman rape!
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To the Rapemobile!
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Tranny Jesus. Definitely.
OTOH, I’m not sure the guy in this video qualifies as “beta”, but the good that came out of this is that a feminist got a fistful of reality. Multiple fistfuls.
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“says she can beat anyone on the base”. It’s funny that they gave her the chance.
Normally sports are the perfect example of feminist goals – put women in the Olympics so that not only men get the money and the glory, but then keep them separate from the men so they can actually win something. The only place where feminists advocate keeping the sexes separate instead of competing with each other. How at odds with their usual reasoning. Here we see what happens if feminism gets to be consistent.
Olympics with men competing against women – because they “identify as women” – will be fun to see. Feminist support for transvestites biting them in the ass.
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Why didn’t this woman simply roar?
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This is almost as bad a reflection on the US military as Abu Ghriab. COs should never have let this idiocy happen.
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Disgraceful for everyone involved.
Was there anyone there who wasn’t a stupid cunt?
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She was surely just letting him punch himself out
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Surprised the base CO let this go down. And what self-respecting Marine would lower himself to beating the snot out of a woman? At least let a BAM do the honors for the Corps. I couldn’t help thinking that he could have actually had one hand tied behind his back and still crushed her. She couldn’t even get her hands up to protect her head.
And while head shots are the way to win quickly, he should have gone a few rounds with her by pummeling her body. Instead of just her head hurting tomorrow, she should have had her whole body aching for days.
Finally, notice her lack of sportsmanship when he went over to her afterwards.
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“Finally, notice her lack of sportsmanship when he went over to her afterwards.”
Indeed. She deserved another shot in the face for that right then and there. Hadn’t learned her lesson. If a woman is going to volunteer and raise her hands to a man, she gets what’s coming. Some need to learn the hard way, some never learn…
Also the lack of sportsmanship, reminds me of Roussey, refusing to shake hands at the outset of her loss… deserved the beating.
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Surprised the base CO let this go down.
I don’t know when this happened, but if there were no blowback afterwards, I’d be very surprised…
… especially since the big-mouthed cooze got her clock cleaned.
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Im glad the base CO let this happen. From the marines and military men I know that have seen battle and/or are still serving they are red pilled right leaning conservative. and are god damn f*cking sick of the lowering standard and pussification that is going on.
perhaps the CO was sick and tired of this fat beefed out c*nt and wanted to make an example.
im glad she choked on her mouth piece. women should NOT be in combat roles in the military.
I say hold ALL women to the same standard as men for combat. let these burly beef cake broads get pummeled and humiliated and discharged. shame and truth are great motivators for the greater good.
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yeah, fuck this crap about not putting your hands on a woman…going ray rice is sometimes the ONLY way to shut them the fuck up and show them the error of their ways.
Would that it was acceptable to merely slap them to get their attention refocused. Women as a sex in this country need a reality check.
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The letter was undoubtedly written by a woman, based on the handwriting. Fake and gay.
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My vote the last dude.
As a contrast I have never personally went down on a woman…..ever.
I tell women I don’t lower myself to them. My last gf started to bitch about it after a year cuz I would always have her suck me off but never go down on her.
I simply told her you don’t like it hit the fuckin road babe.
She was with me for 3 years.
I don’t give a furry rat FUCK about making a female orgasm. It is not needed for reproduction either, while the male orgasm is absolutely necessary.
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WTF?! The tatted imbecile wins. Hands down. Let’s recap: a dood gets a tattoo described as
“A transsexual Jesus nailed to a cross with [her] name and surrounded by buttplug ivy”
to get laid. Doesn’t get laid. The tattoo is the size of “…his entire back…”
Plus!
“… he didn’t get so much as a hand job.”
Every one else can just walk away. How do you cover up buttplug ivy?
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Speaking of Salon, how as a regular reader did you miss their riveting
A solosexual’s guide to “me-time”: “A masturbation session should ideally last a minimum of 3 hours or I won’t even bother”
Salon talks to memoirist Jason Armstrong about solosexuality identity and why “a quick wank in the shower won’t do”
http://www.salon.com/2016/02/20/a_solosexuals_guide_to_me_time_a_masturbation_session_should_ideally_last_a_minimum_of_3_hours_or_i_wont_even_bother
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I thought I had diarrhea once; it turns out it was Salon.
Insulting to poop rape!
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WF wins the whole friggin’ thread on that one. Hell, all of February!
All hail, WF!
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The Faggot Within wins BOTM every month.
But only his mom celebrates.
Faggot within rape!
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bahaha i fucking love you guys
How i imagine TFW
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That movie’s so terrifical!
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Gutted like a fish rape !
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Wow, each one of these is worthy of Beta of the Year. Tough choice.
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Love chair troll is just trying to come down off of acid, he needs some chill beats more than anything.
Love letter kid, as stated, at least he did something!
Tattoo boy should be headed for the genetic trash bin in no time…winner!
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Some brief thoughts during my 10 min break.
1. The poly bunch could be forgiven some cuckoldry if DP happens. I’m not gay that way, but I’ve heard some men are.
2. The troll could be a badly timed candid of a drunk guy sitting down. All the more reason to drink moderately or not at all.
3. Love letters should be outlawed and writing one should incur the death penalty, bleeding out through the crotch.
4. If there are men is stupid enough to tattoo themselves to satisfy a woman, then the rest of us should encourage sacrificial gelding for love and see if that filters the gene pool any. Never mind – men already do that and knot their ball tubes. I guess the culling is already underway.
5. I prefer a smooth snatch, but… fuck. The only way you’ll get a photo of me doing something like this is if I’m holding a woman by her ankle in one hand and shaving her crotch with my other hand.
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3…. el oh el…
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I though this was an interesting insight into the psyche of a man willingky chemically castrated:
http://nymag.com/scienceofus/2015/12/what-its-like-to-be-chemically-castrated.html
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My ex shaved my balls
Nicked the bottom of my sack and that was the end of that shit
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Never, ever trust a woman with a sharp object around the jewels.
Just ask John Bobbit.
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Just saw this vid – appears to be a Muslim teen male being confronted by a female Swedish (?) teen. Girl hits him, he instantly smacks her in the face 2x. You can see the look of shock in her eyes, very likely no males of her same background would ever hit her back. She may have deserved it for all we know, but most cucked swedish men would never think about hitting a disrespectful female in their highly feminized society. Good job Sweden, castrate your own men, import immigrant men who act like cavemen. He probably ended up fucking her
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this oughtta be interesting. it’s assault by the standards of almost every western country, caught on camera. what is it the police say? “ignorance of the law is not a defense?” are we going to have two sets of laws now? one for the cucks and one for the cavemen? I can’t wait to see this powder keg go off
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The college Florida quarterback was in the same scenario with the assault being caught on security camera with the woman instigating the fight and he got charged and struck a plea deal.
Unless the woman is coming after you with a lethal object AND it’s clearly video taped, the man is straight up fucked.
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Well, let’s at least try to be honest here… in that FSU video, looks like the QB just shoved his way in rudely, so saying the girl instigated it is an outright lie… maybe that’s why HE got charged, dumbass.
And who the fuck edits these videos? The first full minute plus change nothing of interest happens… sheesh, this isn’t rocket surgery.😡
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She bowed up agin’ ‘im . Hajji did what he should have.
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Hhaha legit vid.
Despite muslims being our enemy, as warriors I respect them compared to my land of ‘honorary woman’.
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That looked a bit staged, or… if anything, it was a lover’s spat. She was smiling half the time she was allegedly “confronting” the guy.
Meh.
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Muzzies can’t punch.
If I’d had a free left hook-right hook ( which is what Muhammad got) that bitch would be dead or comatose.
Strong, independent woman who doesn’t need a man rape!
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Woulda knocked the fish right off her bicycle. lzozlzozlozlozlozlozlozl
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The chick in the bar looks like she was trying to get a drink and the nigger kept bumping into her so she confronted him and typical nigger, he has no social grace. In the good ol days that nigger would still be swinging from a tree.
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Just ask there’s a “double-standard” in sexual matters, likewise in physicality.
A college-level athlete has to show a bit more restraint when dealing with young women, no matter how snarky they be… just as a professional fighter is held to a more stringent standard, by law.
Way to fuck up your free ride, Sambo. (((shakin’ mah haid)))
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notice that immediately after that she was afraid of him and did not come put her hands up on him again.
Women REQUIRE judicious application of violence as a teaching tool…otherwise they are generally way the fuck out of control
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I don’t believe tattoo guy without a picture. If it’s real, he’d win, but I think the submission should be DQ’d as hearsay – hearsay from a woman at that.
As for the rest… #1 and #5 are so ghastly that it’s hard to imagine. Letterboy is better in the sense that he’s on an improvable path. At least he’s saying his actual intentions instead of lying about them. #1 and #5 chose to hide their true intentions because they know, deep down inside, that they are too vile to ever have their feelings reciprocated.
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Yeah, but I don’t really want to see that..
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I call bullshit on #4, no way you’re going to cover a whole back in one sitting. Maximum size prolly 8″ x 8″ assuming filled in with color.
Plus, what’s the rule here, pics or it didn’t happen…
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Yeah
I’m calling cool story breh
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Friends, Raycissts, Countrymen – lend me your ears . . .
Haven’t had a chance to post for the past few days, so just reacting to the Trump win in SC . . .
What a great victory this was. The nomination is now Trump’s to lose.
His 10 point victory in South Carolina (better than I dared hope he’d do — per our conversation last week, my rayciss brethren) has established one key fact: no one can hurt Trump “from the right” as Ted Cruz was capable of doing.
Cruz was the biggest threat and Der Trump has put him down. I expect Cruz will remain competitive for a while, but most of the southern states (with the exception of Texas) should probably closely follow what happened in SC. And most of the northern states should fall somewhere between SC and NH in terms of their Trump-friendliness . . . all of which portend good things for Trump. Trump’s biggest weakness in the primary has always been his lukewarm history on trad-con issues (e.g. ab0rtion).
As for the remaining primary threats, the only one that has any legs is Rubio. But even though Rubio will have the weight of the establishment behind him, Trump can CRUSH him on immigration (legal and illegal) and his traitorous dealings with the leftists. Rubio cannot hurt Trump “from the right” — he’s too much of a faggot.
The remaining candidates present no substantial threat, outside of some local politics (e.g. Gaysich in OH).
When Carson drops out, most of his support (~ 7%) will probably go to Cruz and Trump.
When Gaysich drops out, most of his support (~ 7%) will probably go to Rubio.
But when Cruz drops out, when The Donald finally puts him down, I expect Trump will pick up a substantial portion of Cruz’s support. And that will put him over Rubio.
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I’ve got a sign up on my cube: the loudest person in the room is the most insecure.
Some *dot* Indian stops by my cube, repeats it and says, the loudest person in the room is usually Donald Trump. He meant it in a demeaning way. I had a blank look on my face–as I tend to scowl quite often–and said “disagree.”
Motherfucker double down on that and said “he’s probably insecure” and said that while walking away. I said, “disagree,” not in a loud manner, just usual volume voice.
I’m sure people nearby heard, if they wanted, but thankfully I just kept it at that.
Also, I’m the only man there showing any kind of noticeable musculature and I’m sure my occasional quotes let them know I ain’t no dumdum. I’m sure next time Habib sees me, he’ll know to shut up and keep his head down.
I own that damn joint!
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“Avaunt, HB1… your vote doesn’t register here.”
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> “he’s probably insecure” == PROJECTION. Say that the next time. Then add, “The Donald has only ever f*cked supermodels. He doesn’t even know what normal sn@tch looks like.”
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“He doesn’t even know what normal sn@tch looks like.”
–Well now, neither would an H1-B, no? or SMELLS like, anyway.
Who was it said, Indians smell like Arabs with a tuna fish sandwich stuck under each armpit? lolzozlozllz
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That’s what I wonder when I ponder e.g. a Padma Lakshmi: What do the nether regions smell like?
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Huh – I just learned that Padma Lakshmi mudsharked herself with an Eskimo named Adam Dell. The poor daughter’s nether regions will definitely smell like diarrhea. NEXT!
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Yon rayciss has a lean and hungry look.
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Well-played, my rayciss.
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even the pope bows to the Don lol
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Somebody got lazy and forgot to put Hillary’s head on Sonny there in the background… scowl mandatory.
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“The only way to stop [Trump], then, is to achieve just that kind of coordination across party lines and across divisions within parties . . .
Republicans, you cannot count on the Democrats to stop Trump. I believe that Hillary Clinton will win the Democratic nomination, and I intend to vote for her, but it is also the case that she is a candidate with significant weaknesses, as your party knows quite well. The result of a head-to-head contest between Clinton and Trump would be unpredictable. Trump has to be blocked in your primary.
Jeb Bush has done the right thing by dropping out, just as he did the right thing by being the first, alongside R@nd P@ul, to challenge Trump. The time has come, John Kasich and B3n C@rson, to leave the race as well. You both express a powerful commitment to the good of your country and to its founding ideals. If you care about the future of this republic, it is time to endorse Marco Rubio. Kasich, there’s a little wind in your sails, but it’s not enough. Your country is calling you. Do the right thing.
Ted Cruz is, I believe, pulling votes away from Trump, and for that reason is useful in the race. . . .
Democrats, you, too, need to help the Republicans beat Trump; this is no moment for standing by passively. If your deadline for changing your party affiliation has not yet come, re-register and vote for Rubio, even if, like me, you cannot stomach his opposition to marriage equality. I too would prefer Kasich as the Republican nominee, but pursuing that goal will only make it more likely that Trump takes the nomination. The republic cannot afford that.
Finally, to all of you Republicans who have already dropped out, one more, great act of public service awaits you. As candidates, you pledged to support whomever the Republican party nominated. It’s time to revoke your pledge. Be bold, stand up and shout that you will not support Trump if he is your party’s nominee. Do it together. Hold one big mother of a news conference. Endorse Rubio, together. It is time to draw a bright line, and you are the ones on whom this burden falls. No one else can do it.”
They’re all shit, but this is arguably the second-most influential newspaper in the country, begging Democrats to try to sabotage the Republican primary to stop Trump.
THE FEAR IS PALPABLE.
TRUMP 2016.
“Trump: I carry”
“Trump: Our Country – Our Wall”
“Trump: ALL Lives Matter”
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If nothing else, Trump has done God’s work in showing once and for all that there really is no difference, behind closed doors, between the alleged two parties of our much-vaunted “Two Party System”.
Funny how the HEEBie-jeebies makes masks fall off.
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Srsly??? ROTFLMAO!
I can’t wait to see who Trump appoints as AG, just to see Hillary prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law!
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They’re all shit, but this is arguably the second-most influential newspaper in the country, calling for a SJW-Cuckservative alliance and begging Democrats to try to sabotage the Republican primary to stop Trump.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/moment-of-truth-we-must-stop-trump/2016/02/21/0172e788-d8a7-11e5-925f-1d10062cc82d_story.html
THE FEAR IS PALPABLE.
TRUMP 2016.
“Trump: I carry”
“Trump: Our Country – Our Wall”
“Trump: ALL Lives Matter”
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Trump: *WHITE* Lives Matter
FTFY
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Those types of articles are very encouraging. Most of these polls like the ones cited, claim that Triump has no chance, even Republicans don’t want him to be President, blahblah, yet Demos are desperate to stop him from getting the nomination. Why would that be? Wouldn’t they want a Republican candidate guaranteed to lose? Why are they wetting themselves about the prospect? It must be getting increasingly clear to the Cathedral that Hillary can’t beat him and they are desperate to get Poolboy Rubio as the candidate. Even Weasel Schumer is making solemn crocodile tears pronouncements about how he is sleepless with worry over the prospects of the Republicans never winning another presidency.
Meanwhile Trump cites his own polls that he will beat either Hillary or Bernie. Maybe the insiders know something the Cathedral is trying to hide from the electorate.
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1. Assuming the first husband is still getting his scraps, I guess something is better than nothing.
2. I don’t know the context
3. Some action better than no action. Perhaps if he does this a few times without dying he might try talking next time?
4. Don’t believe the story. But this would be the vote if true
5. The issue isn’t that he did this. Its that she photographed him doing it along with her snatch, and put it in the public domain. So this gets my vote.
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Something from that …er….thing is better than nothing????
What, a bite from her grill?
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#4 = Steig Larsson?
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Trump demographic update. I went through the local fast food drive through my daughter works at and ordered a Trump burrito. Silence ensued for a moment and I then explained that I wanted a Yuge wall of cheese with the beans on the other side. When I came up to pay there must have been 4 other young gals beside my daughter laughing and liking what they heard. I heard later on from my daughter they all like Trump. 18 to early 20s in age.
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9.3 on the drollometer.
Heh, heh… “beans on the other side”. Gold, Jerry… gold.
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Polyamorous groups sound psychologically damaged more than anything.
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Upon commencing reading of candidate #4’s story, I had already fashioned my deft ‘tattoos=council camouflage’ comment (probably only humorous to the limey readership), but was left aghast by the end of it.
The absolute mental depravity of that disfigured and presumably herpetic slore was confirmed by her temerity to ridicule a god in such a manner, and to capitalise on the spinelessness of her quarry to be a willing participant (clown though he may be, she took him to that depth of debauchery). Even as a non-christian, this is sickening. Women like that should be denied society’s essence, rather than having their self-hatred assuaged with a squirt of your dwindling male power fluid in her herp hole.
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Of course we all know who holds the patent, and is responsible for seeding the ‘edgy/irreverent’ appeal of such blasphemy anyway.
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That first situation isn’t a “hot mess”…
… it’s what a hot mess feels sorry for.
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True, dat!
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Bonus point for guessing the fat guy would be the, uh, first husband?
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That guy grooming that stink hole is crazy.
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I hate that this post makes me feel better about the very worst of my Beta-tudednessosity… but it really does.
At least I got snatch for my troubles… and the pics of my worst were all pre-internet.
The very worst she could have done is posted a Polaroid of me nekkid on a hotel room bed… one which she said prompted her friend to say “He has a nice dick!” while it was soft.
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#5 is wearing a shirt with black and white rainbows. And you wonder if he is gay?
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No question but wonder if he knows he’s homo lol
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Oh god. I thought the first one might be fake. But it’s real. And that picture is a good one of her. Here’s her fb: https://www.facebook.com/angi.b.stevens
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Those face book pics make her look like Bernard Sanders
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I’ll bet she has a great personality.
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Confidence is sexy. lzozlzozlozlozlozlozl
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Her beauty is on the inside . . .
. . . of a case of beer.
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She looks old in the FB pic compared to above, whereas her husband looks less fat and with decent arms.
Some fat guy physiognomy: there’s the masculine fat of mesomorphs and the feminine fat of ectomorphs and even endomorphs. Major tell is man boobs – by the FB pic, her husband hasn’t got them much. There, he looks like the highest SMV member of the three, or at least potentially (not that that’s saying much). He’s either utterly weak, or is getting some major benefits, eg financial, from staying in the marriage. But he’s the farthest from the emotional center of the FB pic, that being the grey old attention whore everyone is leaning into.
He should own all that, keep getting whatever money or emotion or whatever he’s getting there, learn some Game and starting pulling some trad ‘polyamory’, better known as harem management. His physiognomy says that if he could just open up to the Red pill, he could change. He won’t though.
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#1 Pathetic, no matter how you slice it. BotM material.
#2 Could be staged for comic effect, otherwise BotM material.
#3 Beta projection. Beta Jr. is salvageable, not worthy of BotM.
#4 Good gravy, this Beta hurts the mind.
#5 Could be getting paid lots of cash, otherwise BotM material.
My vote is for #2 due to his acceptance of permanent external scarring as well as internal.
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http://onlinedatingparadox.com/2009/07/examples-of-good-male-dating-profiles.html….Deduce.
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garbage. My profile on there was “i’m here to meet people, not penpals. If you’re interested in txting forever and not meeting, don’t waste my time.”
Shit like that. Women don’t read the fuckin profiles…I do even better on tinder with barely anything at all. “I’m cool, 6’0. If you just wanna be penpals, swipe left.” Basic, to the point.
There’s no use in writing shit people won’t read.
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Yeah the profiles are bullshit. To many “I”s make you look like a pussy. My focus was mainly on the pie charts. Written profiles only need to be at most a few short paragraphs of challenging attitude.
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[…] Source: Heartiste […]
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I was going to opt for Tats but the sheer misery emanating from Geld One and Geld Two, trapped in their mental construct and condemned to share this ugly 2, reeks too much of absolute despair not to get my vote. There is no coming back from such a level of self-loathing.
Tats gets a very close second.
#2 is bored but context is unclear.
I’d be indulgent with #3’s letter as he actually approached, regardless of how clumsy, insecure and beta it might have been. He might get somewhere. BOTM material would have been to add a “I’ve been watching you for over a year here…” for a genuine creepy touch.
#5 is either gay, a plate, might even be the boyfriend but there has to be something, as the traditional rule for a real needy beta is that they never get that close to a pussy under any condition whatsoever, if the girl’s loins aren’t badly longing for a hard bang.
Now if you’re right on this one CH, and he is actually a beta orbiter, this is astral beta material indeed. But I’d say there is something else behind..
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I don’t know anything about the first entry, but looking at the picture I get a sense that beard is the husband and currently incel (or more celibate then he’d prefer) and boy george on the right is getting the lions share of bug eyed booty.
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“You’d rather have nothing than settle for less.”
When Dustin Hoffman says this to Warren Beatty in ISHTAR, it’s supposed to be a joke. But there is truth in humor. I’d rather have nothing, Hell, I’d rather be dead, than get what these guys (can’t call them men) are getting. Or, to be more accurate, what these guys ARE.
These guys aren’t even close to Beta, they are Omega all the way, and tragically, it seems to be self-inflicted.
Some of my friends tell me I should lower my standards occasionally when it comes to women. I always quote the above passage. I’d rather keep my dignity and self-respect than waste one second of my life on a girl below a 9. As the poor bastards profiled in this post will one day learn, there are some things you just can’t live down. You can’t rationalize it. You can’t forget it. All you can do is kill yourself. ;D
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9! Lowest a 9! C’mon Bob. Surely you’re KJing… I’ve know hot 8s, very lovely 7s… And cute 6s… Let’s not get crazy now.
Fwiw that creature in 1 looks a 3 at best… Shocking she can pull 2 at a time.
Sad!
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Standards, my friend. Standards. Believe me, you’ll respect yourself more in the morning. Never settle.
Or, as Gene Kelly says in SINGING IN THE RAIN, “Dignity. Always dignity.”
I guess that’s enough pop culture for tonight.
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The dude likes to be alone. I’ve hit dimes, 9s, boobs from A to G…you WON’T respect yourself if all you shoot for is 9+.
You’re protecting your fuckin ego from rejection…it’s EASY to get rejected by a super hot chick who’s out of your league…because you already know she is.
NOBODY EVER died saying “I wish i had fucked LESS women.” Nobody.
The dudes who are gonna neg you for fucking a 6…got no pussy that night.
I’m not sayin anyone should go out and fuck 1s, just because well, who could get it up for somethin that ugly? But an average chick if she’s really young and eager…just drink a bunch and hate fuck her. You’ll feel better.
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Bob forgot to add that he lives on a fat farm. His idea of nine is a little different from ours. He signs off with a nice smiley though.
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All cats are black in the dark.
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I voted for “tats for nothing”….but Jesus: what a bunch of losers and try hards! Holy kaka, even at my worst…well I sucked…but still not that bad!
Alright here is a fun alpha weekend that I made happen, Super Bowl weekend, 2015.
(I have now found a cute honey that I am basically loyal to, HB 7, very good body, incredibly feminine and reasonably smart…for a woman…we are trying to make a baby, so she’s a good egg, loves the hell out of me and tries to always please me).
Here goes…I live in the New England area.
I think of Super Bowl weekend 2015 as “Super Balling Weekend 2015” the wackiest, most fun I have had…in well, ever. Just a weird conjunction of events that lead to a massive ball draining…all due to ch/rosily. Thanks dude!
The week before the Super Bowl I had been at a business gathering and a colleague had introduced me to a female friend of his girlfriend (the girls worked together;
We all work in the same business).
My colleague and his girl kept talking me up, and up and up (awesome, ballsy, smart, aggressive) and this cutie and I hit it off (she: incredibly buxom Italian American, mid 30s). I got her number and set up a date for the the following Friday…a few text here and there…
Then I was out shopping at Whole Foods and this very cute green eyed dark haired girl crashed into me with her cart. She literally crashed into me…fkn hurt! Strange accent…! Where are you from? “The Azores” (if a girl crashes into you: pay attention!). “Don’t you people know how to drive?!” We start chatting and she says…”you are a very very sweet man…” She is 24 and I am 48. Give me your number and we will have a drink on Saturday night…”the custom in my country is for the lady to buy the gentleman the first round”…haha. She laughed her ass off…that was Tuesday before the Super Bowl…ok see you Saturday night…
Wednesday night, I am out at a fkn casino (of all places) near a major city that is not my own with a friend/colleague…he is married, but normal/human dude…
There is a group of broads at the end of the bar, one of which is a dark eyed cutie, mid 30s that keeps looking over…we wander down and I get her number and a date for Sunday morning…breakfast? Early lunch? Flirting flirting. Damn she is cute.
Then Thursday: I stop by a company to turn on a utility (moving, new apartment) and the girl behind the counter is a cute oriental girl (Chinese)…I really do not like oriental broads, my ex is oriental and I just do not find them that good looking…but she isn’t bad…and she is interested…I get her number…”what are you doing for the super bowl?” “Nothing” “want to go to x place?””cool” see ya Sunday night!
So Friday rolls around: I bang the Italian girl silly at my place. Great date that lasts through two drinks before she is naked at my place…bang bang bang! Ahhh…I am 48, do I have the energy for tomorrow?
Saturday night…I meet up with the cutie from the Azores…she is just adorable. We have a few drinks…a lot of attraction…”do you need a ride?” “Yes” we go to my car and she nearly sucks my balls out of my dick…she came over to my house the following weekend and we just spent the entire weekend having sex…”you are a very sweet man.” Apparently I have very sweet man cream…?
Sunday morning. I meet up with the cutie over brunch…who do you think will win tonight? What do you want out of life? Never mind…let’s go back to my place..bang!
Sunday afternoon…the oriental chick sends a text..”I need to bring a girlfriend along” “cool, I’ll bring a buddy”…the my pal can’t show…so I tell her…I cannot get my pal
To show, but I am enough for two…she laughs her ass off..:
At the bar: her gf is a total cutie, red hair, green eyes and freckles…she is freaked because the pats might lose, as we sit there drinking, she reveals all sorts of personal stuff. I tell her: look—if the pats lose then you go home alone, but if they win…and I guarantee they wind, guarantee, all the folks who think otherwise are loooosers—you come with me…she says “ok”
Bang!!!
Monday…I could not not go to work..:
Thanks CH…I am basically monogamous at this point (I met a Dominican chick last week…half my age…and decided to bail…damn…)
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Cool story bro. The Pats weren’t in this year’s super bowl though
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After seeing that first scenario threesome, I had to go dig out my old copy of Jude The Obscure to cheer up…
… maybe I’ll watch The Pawnbroker later.
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(snort) You cracked me up, Greg Eliot!
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Heh, heh… without a doubt THE most depressing book ever… great art, though.
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Funny how I just used “hot mess” recently to describe a hottie having a wardrobe malfunction while I was dancing with her and that expression appears here in CH’s post.
I didn’t just walk up and hand a beauty a note. HB9 was in my social circle. I was working off of a Playboy article that encouraged men to just ask women to have sex. I instigated for isolation before I popped the question however, and my little cardium underwent massive palpitations as I struggled mightily to overcome the dread of a nuclear rejection. I think my balls turned blue from panic. Eventually I managed to get my balls juiced and overcame my fears. Two shit-tests and 20 seconds later, and we had our arrangement worked out. I think my balls gained 20 lbs. from that experience. I never said how I felt, but the girl had a shit-eating grin on her face the whole time as we held hands sitting cross-legged across from one another on the floor in her dorm room as the seconds ticked by and thoughts and fear of calamity raced through my head. Nerve-wracking and ballsy. Thinking about trying to pop the question still gives me the shivers, even today. Oh, fuck. Actually, it wasn’t a question. I said, “I wanna make love to you,” not “Will you make love to me?” Worlds of difference in mindset.
Funny, I was figuring on a single lay, but the girl wanted a five-day fuckfest. After the first fuck, I got up and started to put on my clothes and the girl asked, “Where are you going?”
But I’ve always been a ballsy fucker–but not very aware, lol. I was 1 for 1 testing the advice in the Playboy article. The panic was mind-blowing and I didn’t want to go thru that again, even to fuck a beauty. There are easier ways to get sex.
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this is a good story. yes, fellas, you can just ask a girl for sex.
done unapologetically, you will have her immediate respect and…tingles
assuming the attraction is there, 80% of a girl’s hesitation to shag is her trying to figure out your intentions.. the other 20% is logistics. so just go for it
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@plumpjack
Perfect GIF to capture the essence of it all
ZFG, baby!
God bless you all!
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Thanks, PJ.
Mendo, wish I could say that I had a ZFG mindset back then, but it wasn’t the case. More of a “Balls to the Wall” mindset. And a “This is What I Want” mindset. Girls’ mid-brains might not feel a lot of difference between ZFG and BttW.
There’s a little backstory to my story. I had saved her butt from a big, black stalker/potential rapist (180#, 6’2″) when walking her to the bus stop, despite being a 125#, 5’7″ stick myself. So I had a Badass vibe going with her. And she was ovulating; she had flirted with a guy who had Oneitis for someone else and I saw her flirtation and made my move.
But when trying to instigate for sex with her, I was scared shitless. She was engaged and I thought that my chances were slim. Not the case. This was back before I understood any Red Pill shit, so my figuring was very deficient.
Likely my hesitation ramped up her excitation and gave her good vibrations.
I started with, “You know I like you a lot” and “I think you’re beautiful” and then my hesitation began, lol. It felt like hours, but probably was more like 30 secs.
“Oh fuck, I can’t believe I’m really going to do this.”
“I can’t back out now.”
“I must look really stupid just sitting here.”
“What is she thinking?”
“Just grow some balls and do it.”
“Oh, shit shit shit shit shit shit….”
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Inspiring stuff, asd.
Working on my mindset as well.
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I find more success just having a drink and moving in for a kiss and start making out. Usually if you ask, they put up a front. If you just DO, that’s IMO appreciated more. Take control, do.
One chick was very standoffish with me at first. After I nailed her, a week or two later after, I was asking about it…she said it wasn’t until she started txting me that she decided she wanted to fuck me. And she says when she laid eyes on me it was “please fuck me please fuck me”…her words. I didn’t ask, tho, I just took charge. She is 22.
If a girl is into you, her honest answer is gonna be “yes.” However, it’s easier to get them to do what you want if you lead but don’t make the ruse explicit…everyone knows what’s going to happen, but a good puppet show makes you forget that there are hands of people under them.
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Could you break that down for the white guys here without all the wigger bro talk? Seems like you did something great there but not sure what. Thanks guy.
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Poly-amory = no one here is worth having = no jealosy.
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They’re fucked in the head.
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Asian guy killing it.
http://www.simplepickup.com/forum/become-boss/17821-online-pimpin-pof-okcupid-screenshots.html
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The middle east is somewhat off the headlines these days but it remains true that the Kurdish people keep on winning their fights – even- or especially because the Russians have become major players in the region.
A tribe with inherent genetic talent, robust ethnic pride, beautiful women, and a cold-hearted long term memory, might just survive and prosper in these times.
When my tall blond daughter was there, she was introduced to their head warlord.
They were making a point. They are good people. And so can we be good people. Amen.
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> “When my tall blond daughter was there” ——— Why did Director Tamir Pardo send her to Kurdistan?
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She was sent to Kurdistan to give a message personally to their war chiefs.
“Rum says that you are on the Right Path. Persevere and you will prevail!”
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With number 5 and the position of his thumb, he has got it just as close to her vagina as he possible dares. His entire focus would be on his left thumb. He would be sweating over his left thumb. Remember the move My Left Foot? Well there’s a new one, it’s called ‘My Left Thumb’.
[CH: lol]
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Tatts boy wins so hard for me. He will have to live for the rest of his miserable life explaing to others how he permanently disfigured himself and was rejected, getting nothing out of it but a reminder of what a monumental suck up he is.
Beta of the month for sure, if not the year.
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Beta until he gets it removed and invents a cool story of how he got the scars on his back.
Whether the story is true or false, I died a little when I read it.
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Tats for nothing has to win. I mean he gave up so much and got nothing.
Pluck boy is at least looking at the poon.
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Boy the #1 bunch is gonna have some ugly assed babies. Pray that they are without child, All would come of it is shilib mutt grandkids,
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Shitlib mutt grandkids. and double coyote ugly sprogs at that.
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Why isn’t Jeb! on this list?
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“Tats for nothing has to win. I mean he gave up so much and got nothing.”
But the great philosopher Billy Preston said ” nothing ftrom nothin’ leaves nothin”. iS IT NOT TRUE ?
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Geld #2 does not appear mentally/legally competent based on look. Pls let’s not include folks like this as contestants, you don’t laugh at kids or people having convulsions do you?
The other two . . . criminals. Give them your Grand Prize then toss away the key.
I don’t need pics to believe in Tattoo Cuck, shit they’re everywhere.
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I feel sick after reading all of this.
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Pube groomer: “I swear this is the last time I’m doing this, mom.”
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LOL’ed. Ouch. Scary thing is that I can ALMOST see that happening in real life. Somebody recently was talking about some dude doing that to his daughter so that she could be a pr0n star? Urban Legend or foh real?
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She met beardo boyfriend while getting an undergraduate degree in her late 20’s and that dashing s.o.b. looks to be the same age. They also share a love of “left wing politics” (shocking). They never mentioned what anybody does for a living.
Add all that up and I’m guessing the happy new couple doesn’t make a combined 1/3 of the total income of the”introvert” on the right (Christ, she must despise that doughy hump to flick that gratuitous jab).
He should start just transferring money to that guys account now, it might feel better to give less after the divorce settlement.
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They’re all a sign of the times. Too many guys I know think that by being available or accepting of a girls bad behavior it will improve their chances.
But after plouging through girls I’ve now seen proof that being shot down for making a move is more honest than being “nice” because girls always see through that shit.
On a related note. Last year a sexually inexperienced girl I was banging came over one night and I was so sick of seeing her bush…which resembled an American squirrel …I shaved her clean like a sheep and after she blew me banged her freshly shaved pussy… Botm candidate does look like a fag.
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> “a sexually inexperienced girl… I shaved her clean like a sheep…” ——— And after you discard her, she’ll be just another worthless Cluster B nutjob, with the 1000 C0ck Stare in her eyes, and The Darkness in her heart. Either BUN -> OVEN or GTFO.
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uh ok…Trump 2016!!!
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SRSLY, dude, grow the f*ck up and quit being such a d@mned n!hilist.
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in his defense, these are Asian girls.
And he’s trying to prove he’s not a loser. So let him go about his business.
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#2 looks like a scene from a fifties movie. If so the cuck is only dling what the director told him to do (and probably winds up with the girl).
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– chairbaby and letterpuss are not lost causes… nothing a tour or two at a good command in the military or a construction job couldn’t cure… – pubegroom is clearly gaybo… – tattooboi and polygelds are close, but tattooboi only managed to humiliate himself, as polygelds seem to be promoting their faggetry as something acceptable…. winner: polygelds
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The beta of the year award goes to: TRUMP SUPPORTERS.
They see an alpha male and want to blow him. Doesn’t matter that he promises to rob them, pass them around to his buddies, beat them, humiliate them for his amusement. ‘He’s so dreamy! I know his promises are lies, but he tells me he loves me!’
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fairy of the month
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Ah, and here the bad penny reappears! Let’s see if memory serves… you’re the asshole that said The Donald fucked up his debate so badly, he’d surely come in 5th place in SC, amirite?
So tell us, Nostradumbass… in re that sterilization bet you shot your mouth off about…
… did the vet perform a spay or a neuter?
LZLZOZLZOZLZOZLZOZLZOZLZOZLZOZLOZLZOLZOLZ
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You voted for Obama, and now want to pretend you weren’t that stupid. You’ll vote for Trump, and then pretend in 8 years that you didn’t. You admit Trump won’t actually build a Wall, or deport illegals. You admit he’ll sell whatever government secrets he can, and rent out Amercia’s armed forces to foreign governments. Just like Obama. But you are excited because he’ll insult people you want insulted on along the way.
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WTF are you on about, boy?
If you paid even a modicum of attention before you shot off your mouth and made a further ass of yourself, you’d know that I myself have, on more than one occasion, mentioned that I’ve never voted in my life… and yet, this current election year is intriguing indeed, and worth following even if just from an academic standpoint… because never before has the Cathedral shown such feet of clay… and BOTH parties telling on themselves.
Now stop embarrassing yourself… and just admit you were wrong.
“I was wrong.”
“You was wrong? You was wrong? Boy, you ain’t been right yet!”
(((shakin’ mah haid)))
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Gentleman of the jury, let the record show that Greg posted,
“Your first time shouldn’t be with just anybody. You want to do it with a great guy. It should be with a guy with beautiful … somebody who really cares about and understands women.
A guy who cares about whether you get health insurance, and specifically whether you get birth control. The consequences are huge. You want to do it with a guy who brought the troops out of Iraq. You don’t want a guy who says, “Oh hey, I’m at the library studying,” when he’s really out not signing the Lilly Ledbetter Act.
Or who thinks that gay people should never have beautiful, complicated weddings of the kind we see on Bravo or TLC all the time. It’s a fun game to say, “Who are you voting for?” and they say “I don’t want to tell you,” and you say, “No, who are you voting for,” and they go, “Guess!”
Think about how you want to spend those four years. In college age time, that’s 150 years. Also, it’s super uncool to be out and about and someone says, “Did you vote,” and “No, I didn’t vote, I wasn’t ready.”
My first time voting was amazing. It was this line in the sand. Before I was a girl. Now I was a woman. I went to the polling station and pulled back the curtain. I voted for” Donald Trump.
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WTF? At first this clown dusty was just a joke… now he’s a full-blown farce… whose rage has unbalanced him.
(((shakin’ mah haid)))
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Sky no longer the limit for the saga of butthurt your kind display. Quite sad indeed.
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Butthurtedness of steatopygian proportions.
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Dustydork…. just can’t just admit how wrong he was. lolzlolzlolz
why do you think anyone would ever listen to you about anything? Sad!
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Dustydork…
at least TRY to learn something about politics…
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2016/02/23/donald-trump-is-on-course-to-win-the-1237-delegates-he-needs-to-be-the-gop-nominee/
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Rule #3 of politics – don’t cite the Washington Post as a credible source. Even when it happens to be true, you can do better. Seriously, you mom will unlock the parental filters on your computer, if you will just keep your promise not to wank until she’s asleep.
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Keep snarkin…. you’re just continue to prove your lack of knowledge and maturity. It’s hilarious!
And answer Greg already, you fairy.
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CH, ban this dork… punk attitude is not what the chateau needs more of.
We already got Strapon… don’t let his even more inane minions stink up the place.
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Dustydog- The problem with you fatalistic Eeyores is that you don’t live in reality-land. Trump is far from perfect but the fact of the matter is the establishment neocons hate the hell out of him. That includes Ash Carter, Obama, Hillary, Bush, McCain etc. Why do you think Trump has yet to get the backing of even a single congressman?
Establishment versus anti-establishment.
Grow-up!
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As I’ve said before . . . If Trump accomplishes one thing — builds The Wall (whether and actual wall, moat, fence, trench full of fire, thicket of spears with human skulls atop each) and dramatically reduces illegal immigration — his presidency will have been worth it. We are under demographic assault and illegal immigration is the first thing that needs to be stopped.
If Trump accomplishes a second thing — deporting people who are in the United States illegally — it will be a thing of beauty.
If Trump accomplishes a third thing — reforming the legal immigration process to either drastically reduce legal immigration / “guest worker” bullshit programs or at least reform the legal immigration system so that it’s not overweighting the unskilled masses from the Third (and Second) World, I will go kiss the fucking wailing wall myself.
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Trump is a successful businessman, and Alpha. None of that is necessarily good for me, or for you. They aren’t know for being honest, or hardworking, or faithful, or self-sacrificing. Alpha males prioritize, and middle-class America is not and never will be a priority for Trump.
There are two types of Trump supporters: people who don’t care if America burns, and treat politics like a sports game. It doesn’t matter, so pick who you like best. And pathetic losers who worship Alpha males, because it is in their nature to be craven lick-spittles.
Bad enough to be a beta orbiter of the cheerleader. But even worse to be the guy who does the quarterback’s homework, so he has time to bang her before class.
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@dustydog
Everything you say is true, but there are no ears as deaf as those that will not hear, and no eyes as blind as those that will not see. These turd-polishers have been wanking over Trump for months because they see in him a reflection of their own lizard brains.
Keep on keepin’ on. And never mind the other commenters. Soon they’ll be calling you a woman, a Jew, a nigger, all the bad words they can muster up from inside their little walled garden. Because they have no other power over you.
Keep posting.
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Dustydick – “There are two types of Trump supporters: people who don’t care if America burn…”
america is burning now you lying shit. Because of faggots like you who can’t own up to their failures… You sound like an 11th grade girl.
Gay!
meanwhile TRUMP will steamroll Nevada and Super Tuesday. I can’t wait to see how you fags are worked up on that glorious night!!!
Quick whatch yu predikten now shmaaaarty pants?
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Everything you say is true, but there are no ears as deaf as those that will not hear, and no eyes as blind as those that will not see.
And Strapon yet again goes to the head of the irony-deficient class in writing his own bio. (((really shakin’ it now)))
And then gives a “Keep posting!” encouragement to dustydog, who is either his own sock puppet or some equally-deficient dweeb who posts even more assholery and wadism than Strapon himself, yet the latter would make out like THEY’RE the smart ones. lzlzozlzlzozlzozlzozlzozlzozlozlozlozlozl
CH, ban this schmuck already. Christ Almighty, clowns like these don’t deserve to clean the chateau’s latrines.
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stone age relic dustydog intends to lead us from the darkness. bahahahahahahaha!
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3rd world dildo technology
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“The beta of the year award goes to: TRUMP SUPPORTERS.”
What a faggot troll you are dustydouche. You’re credibility is zero here at the Chateau.
fif place in South Carolina? LOL!
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*your
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Ready for Hillary, you fucking faggot?
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Can’t help but think the guys in #1 could be red pilled and redeemed. Both need haircuts, and the guy on the right needs to lose weight. The woman is so ugly she is completely irredeemable and will always be an insane person.
Tattoo story is the worst. Can’t help but think #5 is a stripper and one of her johns.
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I voted for queefboy who is smelling queef while grooming pussy instead of poking it.
Did anybody notice that in addition to being beta he is also losing a giant shit test from the owner of that pussy?
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http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-02-22/hillary-clinton-backed-major-republican-donors
Believe me now?
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– chairbaby and letterpuss are not lost causes… nothing a tour or two at a good command in the military or a construction job couldn’t cure… – pubegroom is clearly gaybo… – tattooboi and polygelds are close, but tattooboi only managed to humiliate himself, as polygelds seem to be promoting their faggotry as something acceptable…. winner: polygelds
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I voted for #1…I just can’t understand how such people live with themselves. Do they not have mirrors, some sense of shame, of personal dignity. They are nothing but disgusting degenerate losers.
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Love your BOTM contests, CH. Up until I found sites like you’re I could easily have been a contender for a round. Thanks, CH!
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Got to be BotM1 because they’re actually in a relationship and cucks.
BotM2 has no story behind it and could just be about a cranky loser sitting on the floor next to a couple at a party.
BotM3 was just a poor approach and nothing concrete that can’t be turned around in future approaches.
BotM4 sounds like a made up story.
BotM5 could just be a guy lost a bet with his girlfriend.
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Maybe the three losers in candidate 1 can pool their money and get one set of nice teeth to share. Halloween is over. Time to put away the candy corn.
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I gotta go with “Tats for nuthin”. That tat will still be preserved on his rotting corpse 1000 years after his death, as a testament to his stupidity, if he gets himself preserved well.
The poly losers and pube boy can always commit suicide and erase their disgrace. Chair guy can sack up, learn game, and get to a gym. The letter guy is at least in a gym, so maybe he at least is working on self improvement.
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Are you guys all nuts? It’s obviously tattoo boy. He got a permanent tattoo for a girl he didn’t even know. Not only that, but she chose the tattoo and it’s an incredibly embarrassing one. The pube groomer isn’t the most beta. What he is doing is pretty demeaning, but every beta on the planet would be willing to pluck pubes out of the girl they’re orbiting if given the chance. The fact that he actually got to do it says more about the girl’s cruelty/ sluttiness than his beta-ness.
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#5: “Girlfriend, I haven’t been this close to a vagina since the day I was born.”
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Re: The gelded pair.
Imagine tem with a different body tone and a shitlord scowl on their faces.
What a waste of >100 IQ
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I didn’t check if somewhere in previous 283 comments it was posted, but that tranny tattoo was posted on his blog on Jan 10th, Citydaygame.com
It’s real
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I had to take a break after the tattoo one… what the fuck
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