The readers squalled, and their demands were answered: Beta of the Month is back in a big way. And why not? There’s nothing like a real life story ripped from the headlines to illuminate the reality of female hypergamy for strong and desirable alpha males, and the dire self-inflicted powerlessness of beta males which pushes their women into the waiting arms of lovers or divorce lawyers. Let us hie to the Betadome!
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March 2013 BOTM Candidate #1 was submitted by a reader who requested anonymity. The reader pulled this first candidate from an online forum for Catholics, and he writes:
You must teach Catholic/Christian men to rule their wives. Save Christianity, save Western civilization. Or something like that.
If you don’t, who will?
Could it be…… Satan?
Ok, then. Class is now in session. And what group is more in need of an education in the reality of the sexual marketplace than gullible white knights and mincing betaboy men of the Church? Like most Western institutions, the Church has succumbed to the grinding feminization of its traditions and ideals. BOTM Candidate #1 weeps his plaintive wail to his Lord and the flock:
Hi,
My wife of 12 years and mother of 4 told me she wants a divorce because she has “fallen out of love” with me and can “never love me again. “
Where have we heard this before… oh yeah, everywhere.
Last night she explained her life plan, that I would buy her a car and two condos so we could be divorced and neighbors. She said her online friends are doing it that way.
Ballsy bitch. This “life plan” is a tidy encapsulation of the desire of women to extract emotional and financial resources from doting beta males while being free to pursue sexual resources from sexy alpha males. I love the “all our friends are doing it” appeal to popularity. Men use arguments to win the crowd. Women use the crowd to win arguments.
I don’t want a divorce but I do want to separate our finances. She’s been running up secret debts and taking out “loans” for her Etsy shop, and I don’t know of a way to stop her from driving me into a second bankruptcy so long as she is my legal spouse.
Marriage is a sucker’s bet for men. Western women simply know how to play this game better. The best way for men to play is to not play at all. At least not until there are significant legal and cultural reforms that level the playing field away from the direction toward wives that it has tilted for a few generations.
She’s been hinting that she has a long-distance boyfriend, and announcing that she wants to convert to the LDS church. I think she’s only saying that to try to get under my skin, but if true I wouldn’t want her as my wife and mother of my kids respectively.
When women fall out of love, they become as stone cold ruthless as the best trained warriors. If the man sticks around instead of freeing her, she will rapidly turn from cold to icily cruel.
I would enjoy life more without her, and I can’t imagine that divorce could possibly be more expensive than marriage to her thus far. I would really like getting to make it to mass (which she is absolutely against in practice, if not in word. )
Most women aren’t thinking about the financial angle when they want out from a marriage to a mewling beta. They’re thinking about getting away from the stench of his nauseating seed.
I don’t know. I bought her a bouquet of flowers last night and gave her more money, but I don’t think that marriage is a viable long term solution.
Systemic beta failure.
My mother was hospitalized yesterday and is facing possible death and almost certain permanent disability. And I haven’t slept much. So, I might be missing something obvious.
You can say that again.
I don’t know what to do. I turned to the rosary and felt prompted to buy a dozen roses. I talked to my priest, he was very kind and offered to prey for me.
Has a more fitting typo ever been seen in print?
My wife wants to keep this secret from everyone. I’m of two minds about that, on one hand the privacy might give her the leeway to back down. But on the other hand I think that divorce is a public problem. She said in response that we could separate and be married too.
By nature I like to let things blow over,
And that is why you fail.
but I fear that my serenity is foolishness or cowardice.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me ten thousand times, I’m a beta.
She refuses to go to marriage counseling.
It’s amazing how much smarter than the average man women are about evaluating relationship health and prognoses for remediation. Hopefulness is cowardice and cowardice is beta.
Anyway, I could really use some wisdom. In out of my field of expertise.
Poor bastard. Can anyone deny that this is a good man? He loves his wife. He’s emotionally close to her. He’s generous with his time and attention and money. But he has a fatal flaw. He’s a beta male. And that beta groveling he thinks is the key to winning the renewed love of his wife is JUST THE FAILURE that will ensure her loathing.
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March 2013 BOTM Candidate #2 was submitted by reader dorsey47. It’s a video by a creativity class SWPL (aka try-hard beta) of his ELABORATE proposal to his rather plain-looking girlfriend who sports a *danger* male digit ratio *danger*.
Overproduced schlock. Any man who spends this much energy producing a film school highlight reel of his proposal to his girlfriend is a beta. Any man who constructs a proposal that requires the participation of twelve indie drummers and gifts and prizes spread out over twelve days is a master beta.
Look, I’m a romantic as much as the next hedonistic whore. But there’s an alpha way to romance a lady, and a beta way. Showering a girl with presents over two weeks and honoring her with a movie documenting the whole deranged process that took 1,300 man hours to complete is the beta way.
The overproduced and overdone film festival proposal is a sign of the times. That sign screams loud and clear: BETA MALE MUST GIVE IT HIS ALL TO SECURE FIDELITY FROM CHUBBY FRUMP. PRIME DIRECTIVE: SPIT SHINE WOMAN’S PEDESTAL.
Do women love this kind of stuff? Yes, in the abstract. Do they respect it? Unsure. Do they get aroused by it? No.
If you are a beta male thinking about drawing up schematics for a truly awe-inspiring proposal to your girlfriend, might I humbly suggest you instead divert that energy into more satisfying and personally advantageous pursuits, like a job promotion or an update to your herbish wardrobe? She’ll still love you, and you’ll have increased your options among prettier women. Win, win!
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March 2013 BOTM Candidate #3 was submitted by reader Larry. Take some Tums, because this story is revolting. If you don’t feel a gag reflex, your stomach is stronger than mine.
A Staten Island woman went the full EatPrayLove on her beta hubby, and was predictably killed by some swarthy roustabout in Turkey. Ho hum, right? Well, it gets worse. To appreciate the glorious soul-imploding banality of this particular beta male husband, you have to read his words. Reporters found a treasure trove of Instagram messages from the husband that were posted a few weeks before his wife left on her self-actualization sabbatical.
“Don’t cheat in relationship [sic],” reads Steven Sierra’s Instagram posting dated Dec. 28. “If you’re unhappy then just leave.”
He put up another message later the same day, adding, “A real relationship is where you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies.”
My guess is that the wife is the one who cheated. Cheating men rarely confess their sins in this manner. Neither do cheating women, but cheated on betas DO confess their helplessness to any who will listen.
“Good relationship [sic] don’t just happen,” the post reads. “They take time, patience and two people who truly want to be together.”
The wife is spinning out of the beta’s control, and he is desperate for answers. The flail is strong in this one. As is the martyrdom.
“People are to be LOVED. Things are to be USED. The reason why the world is in chaos is because THINGS are being LOVED and PEOPLE are being used,” the message declares.
That’s actually pretty fucking poetic. Is there hope for this beta? HA.
Turkish media have also reported that Sarai’s brother, David, warned his sister against cheating on Steven and encouraged her to simply leave him.
Yup, she cheated.
In an interview with Turkish paper Hürriyet, Steven [the jilted husband] said that his wife had insisted on going to Turkey and that he accepted her wishes. He has been mum on the rumblings of infidelity.
Never…. NEVER… allow your wife to travel overseas without you if there is even a hint of trouble in your relationship. You may as well give her a one-way ticket to cockalopolis.
“I had to permit her to go,” he said. “She was very insistent on going. In such situations. you have to support your wife.”
“I had to permit her to go… In such situations, you have to support your wife.” The rallying cry of the beta male. Wife cheated, wants to go to Turkey by herself? She’s BEGGING you to put your foot down and be a man for once in your pathetic life. She doesn’t want your permission. She doesn’t want your suppoooooort. She wants your strength. She wants you to take what is yours. She wants to feel your POWER. The alpha male POWER that is the only known force in the universe that can rend vaginas sealed shut by the weak solicitations of mincing beta males.
And if she still disobeys you, at least you have your dignity, you fucking faggot. You can walk away from her with your balls intact.
Sheltered numbskulls who fervently latch onto the belief that emotionally distant husbands are the primary reason women fly the coop have no goddamned clue how much women despise weak, emotionally available men. Beta men. They need to get out more.
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Vote below:
Let the Priests marry and teach men of the Church how to rule women again.
Mothabrutha, please. If priests married, the wives would take all the altar gold and art in the divorce settlements.
You ever wonder why Catholic churches are way prettier than churches for Christians whose pastors can marry?
good point.
Comment of the week nominee #1^
Never heard of the Orthodox church?
Most Catholic priests don’t want female wives.
Only since the 1960s.
Further decay as a result of Vatican II.
I know, right? Maybe frustrated priests will stop fucking children if they start conducting the mass in Latin again.
And how many pre-1960s priests are left, hmmm?
There are a few. They come in handy if you want real sacraments.
Jesus Titty-Fucking Christ, can we nominate THE ENTIRE THREAD OF REPLIES to beta herbling Catholic dude?
And people wonder why the Catholic church is hemorrhaging parishioners?
Now I understand why Ratzinger checked out – dude just couldn’t take it anymore – and who could blame him?
My apologies to Simon-Peter, but that entire stinking legalistic pile of shit just can’t die fast enough.
Good God almighty.
Mark my words, Ratzinger retired to choose his successor and control the Catholic inner circle.
He wants to undo Vatican II but knows there are too many lefties now to do it quickly. And the outside backlash would be too great right now.
He’s going to push for a young zealot (sub 60 years old) who’s very much like Benedict. Probably someone very close to him (one of his personal staff) . In addition, he’s going to nominate the new pope’s inner circle (re: more anti-Vatican II guys) and control as many cardinal appointments as he can. And he will make them all as young as possible.
Benedict’s a very smart man, very dogma oriented, and very political. He got this pope’s gig by outright campaigning for it, speaking his homily at JP II’s funeral.
The first pope to retire in 700 years didn’t just do this to play Parcheesi.
“The first pope to retire in 700 years didn’t just do this to play Parcheesi”
I’m putting that on Facebook, even though the dumb ass Catholics still won’t get it.
No, just to play Mozart.
If his intentions really are on the up-and-up, he wouldn’t have insisted the SSPX boys accept Vatican II doctrine before they could be regularized. Also, the consecration rite for bishops was invalidated in 1969 (the cardinals in the Vatican are no more bishops than the Archbishop of Canterbury), so he’ll need the SSPX boys to get that mess fixed, since they have valid orders.
In addition, Ratzinger always has had a rather disturbing soul-killed smile.
Ratzinger never wanted to be the throne—he always wanted to be the Power Behind The Throne. However, when JP II died, Ratzinger sensed a crisis point—if a traditionalist catholic wasn’t in there, the church would fall to the lefties. So I think he made the decision to try for the Seat of Peter based on his sense that if he didn’t, some faggy lefty would get in there.
Like most powers behind the throne/chiefs of staff, he never developed a public persona, since that was to be the job of the guy he worked for. Hence how he has a poor look for the camera—the guy never thought he’d need it.
I replied with the quote from above, let’s see how it goes.
“We must teach Catholic/Christian men to rule their wives. Save Christianity, save Western civilization. Or something like that.
If we don’t, who will?”
lzozozolozoz
DA BIBLE OLD TESTAMENT STATES:
16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.
JESUS STATESZZ DAT HE CAME TO FULFILL THE LAW
BU TTHE CHURCHIANS TEACH
THAT JESUS CAME
TO ABOLISH
THE
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Today my girlfriend said,
“Forgive the Churchians, GBFM
for teaching that Christ came to abolish the law
for that is what they were taught
by thier butthexting churchian elders
who prefer material welath, divocre, adultery, hypergamy
worldly pride, butthext, fornication, greed, sophistry,
over the simple teahcings ahd truths of Christ
and thus use and corrupt JEsus Christ
so as to abolish the law he came to fulfill.”
forgive the churchians
for reviling and persecuting you
for quoting jesus christ
forgive the churchians
for reviling and persecuting you
for explaining that jesus came
to fulfill
the law
as jesus
stated
thusly
forgive the churchians
for reviling and persecuting you
for “fixating” on the teachings
of jesus christ
forgive the churchians
for reviling and persecuting you
and accusing you of creating “noise”
for quoting multiple translations
of the glorious words and ideals
of jesus christ
for it is not ye that they hate
but jesus christ and the law
He came to fulfill.
you can see chruchians churchians stating that jesus came to abolish the law here:
http://dalrock.wordpress.com/2013/02/18/what-we-need-is-more-chivalry/#comments
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technically spekaingz the act of sexual intercoucrse establiheshes a marriage of one fleshz
so i would arugue dat da diovrce rate s much higher
for it does not coutz all the couplez that live and sex toghter have lots of sexytimez and cohabit the same home, which is marriage, minus the formailty of wedding cake (Whcih da american womenz make up for anyawayz by eating twinkiez zlozlzozoz)
nor odes it count all da one hnight sexy time stone nigt stands, or twom month relationships, or six month “marriages” let’s play house for a week in vegas tripz.
add it all up, and there are trillions of divorces every day every year lzozozlzlolzozo
but do not despair, for the GBFM, as usueals as usual has aBRILAINT SOLUTIONZ!!!!!!!!!
at the exit door of every club, we need to post modern day churchians and ministerz.
becua etheyr they no longer preach against pre-marital sex, i am sure they would be happy to marry the coulpez leaving the club, so that they scould have sex and buttehxt sin-free in the context of a modern marriage.
the priest and minsitez could stand bseide the club bouncers with stacks of marriage certificatez, and fill them out as the couplez waited for cabs to go and sexy sex sex timez.
an added benefit is that such maariagez may also allow the state to seize a man’z assetts, like at least his play station for a one-night marriage, or his collection of MAXIM magazinez and Ipad for a weekend-marriage.
if any of you churrchiansz haz contacts in da church, i would like to move forward with this proposal which i call, the “SEX (& BUTHETXTT) WITH LOVE IS NOT LIVING IN SIN” movementz whereby we can help sanctify and save the soulsz of this fallenz geenrtizonzz generationzzlzozlzlzoozoz
This is the problem inherent in being a professional sarcastic. When you have something important and salient to say, nobody takes you seriously. Lolzlolozzzzz….
And anyway, the muslimin have had this solved for centuries with “temporary marriages”. And modern man has solved this by not participating in these decrepit, stupid religions.
∞
lzozozolz
you missppeeledd lzozlzozolzoozoz
pelelaase try harder netx tiemz
ytanaksk in advaceszz!!!
LMAO!!! This is sheer brilliance. Hopefully my post of reprinting Chapter 25 verse 12 through Chapter 26 verse 18 of the Bible’s Old Testament Book of Sirach (Ecclesiasticus) will show up below. IF it does, let me know what you think. This applies to everyone reading this.
Damn, can we vote for a three-way tie? All these stories are equally wretched.
I’m delighted to see the Sarai story hit this site. I’m from Staten Island, and for a while that story was dominating local press coverage … until it started to become clear she was a cheating whore married to a blisteringly stupid man (though the whole beta thing didn’t occur to me at first … I’m learning).
My God, sex in a Turkish barroom john?
The mind reels.
She bangs her online Turkish date in the bathroom then later gets raped by a homeless Turkish guy. Probably more than she bargained for.
If the husband had some life insurance on her and learns from it, then all in all, it’s a win.
p.s.
Props to the Turkish guy who must’ve had supertight online game to get a married chick to fly thousands of miles to get fucked in a bar bathroom when she could’ve gotten the same in NYC.
She didn’t want to feel as if she had the biggest holes here.
*there
Please tell me why evolution hasn’t culled the beta male nutsack. How do these betas keep procreating, or is every man born beta and made alpha?
Betas are civilization builders. When societies are establishing themselves, they are highly valued. However, when society reaches a point where barbarian invasions and famine aren’t in the collective memory and sufficient institutions exist such that a good portion of the people don’t come into contact with wild death, the beta instinct is easily exploitable by women (and society ) in general.
Good points Whorefinder,
Before women’s lib and the pill, being a beta male had less serious consequences.
Even if a beta man was bad at “controlling” his wife, there was pressure from society ( such as shame ) which tended to keep women from doing the crazy things they do now.
is every man born beta and made alpha?
Consider the opposite – that every man is born a natural alpha but that relentless 24×7 propaganda & indoctrination from the Frankfurt School [beginning circa the very first time his mother turns on Sesame Street] leads him directly into beta-hood.
Yeah, that’s a key point; the constant bombardment of Cultural Marxism in the West is at the root of so much that is wrong here.
This. A lot of PUA is actually about unlocking behaviors and actions and beliefs that social conditioning locked away through shame, threatening, bullying, guilt, propaganda, etc. rather than instilling new ones.
It’s only after I came out the other side of pickup that I realized now I’m a lot more like I was when I was 5 (carefree, outgoing, immune to social judgement, easily amused by the world around me, assuming everyone is a friend, non-judgemental, unashamed of my thoughts, not afraid to be the center of attention or break illogical social rules, etc). It’s like my entire late elementary to teenage years to early adulthood was a repressed version of myself in a mental straightjacket that I can’t even relate to anymore.
if you’re not careful you just might learn something from YaReally
I entirely empathise.
I went to an ‘exclusive’ all boys’ high school in central Dublin. Not good.
Our form tutor for six years was:-
(1) totally pious catholic – daily mass goer;
(2) unmarried;
(3) living with his parents and spinster sister;
(4) unable to drive.
That such was paraded as a good example of manhood is nauseating. Women teachers were inevitably shrikes and dykes.
Aside from the pederasty it was a school for betas. The above contributor might as well be writing for me. The Chateau helped me discard all their sick, dangerous shite.
I’ve returned to the man I was at the age of eleven.
PS – I wouldn’t have minded so much if there was more genuine faggotry in the place. At least that’d have been honest.
It’s Chris from Dublin here btw – that last post presented as “anonymous”
Damn you, iPhone
It’s like my entire late elementary to teenage years to early adulthood was a repressed version of myself in a mental straightjacket that I can’t even relate to anymore.
The boy who wouldn’t fight back: Teen, 12, who died in schoolyard bully attack refused to defend himself because he ‘didn’t want to get in trouble’
A 12-year-old boy who died after a schoolyard attack was punched two or three times in the face and refused to fight back, investigators confirmed yesterday.
An initial investigation into the tragic death of Bailey O’Neill, from Darby Township, Pennsylvania, has confirmed claims by his parents that he was the innocent victim of bullies and an honors student who wanted to avoid trouble…
Remember: the behavior of our grandfathers and great-grandfathers was extremely beta in many ways. However, they got loyal, pretty wives and total control of their households.
Because society wasn’t secure yet. Because we still had Depressions and famines and threats of invasion and jobs that required masculinity.
now we don’t. That same behavior that won world wars and built America is mocked and blamed for oppression.
That same behavior that won world wars and built America is mocked and blamed for oppression.
By the Frankfurt School, which came to these shores with the explicit intent of destroying and eradicating both this nation and the culture which had spawned this nation.
What most traditionalist guys [and gals, for that matter] still don’t seem to realize is that all of this was done to us INTENTIONALLY.
[Now GBFM – on the other hand – he understands.]
The Roman Empire didn’t need a Frankfurt School.
No, but they still pussed out in the same way
The difference is that between an old house rotting and gradually falling down from decay; and a sturdy new house where friendly seeming house guests stealthily saw away at the key structural elements until the homeowner is surprised to see his home fall down around his head.
In the time of our grandfathers and earlier, a man could rule his home and family. I’m sure that the majority of men did just that, without the state and society demonizing them for it.
With society supporting him, even the average higher beta probably had a good chance at keeping female craziness in his family under control.
Boys born to a strong alpha dutifully fall in line behind alpha dad… until they either challenge the hierarchy or beta themselves into the stories you see above. There are no equals in the pack or in life; there is always a hierarchy.
A second story with no chance of working rape in the title! Score again for Heartisters!
[CH: March 2013 Rape of the Month?]
[CH: March 2013 Rape of the Month?]
—Now you’re going to post details of divorce decrees?
RAPE!
I feel for the first guy, he is taking not only an emotional but also a financial pounding. Hell on earth – no need to look for the bible definition my friend, you are living it.
A Christian alpha would let his would-be philandering slut wife have just enough rope to hang herself. Let her go out on the town for funsies, have a P.I. follow her, take the documentation of her carousel-riding to both his congregation and to the courts, then divorce her sorry ass. Followed by filing a civil suit seeking compensatory and draconian punitive damages. Shame her and bankrupt her.
Pour encourager les autres.
Heywood, that may seem alpha, but it’s very beta.
To continue my ancient Greek theme, Hephaestus, the ugly beta, tried this when he caught his wife, Aphrodite, cheating on him with Ares. He rigged a trap to lock them into bed when they got into it, and brought all the other gods in to see their shame.
Unfortunately, the gods laughed, but laughed at Hephaestus for being such a weak man as to be exposed to everyone as a cuckold. What was only rumored before was now exposed fact: he couldn’t keep his wife properly in line.
Nice reference. You wonder why the guy didn’t toss an anvil at her head or something.
I never had much respect for Ares. It seemed that Athena could even kick his ass. Leonidas, on the other hand, was a bad-ass motherfucker.
The Greeks were pretty smart in their pantheon.
While Ares and Athena were both gods of war, they wer gods of separate types of war.
Ares was the god of blind rage, fury, savage war. Blood lust, random bloodshed, etc. But he was also a coward—-he would strike behind people’s backs, always run away if a real threat arrived.
Athena was the Goddess of organized, disciplined war (she was also the Goddess of wisdom and weaving—revealing how deeply the Greeks thought about this: she was a wise and planned long ahead (“wove”) her armies and plans together). She was also no coward.
he couldn’t keep his wife properly in line.
Now that corporal punishement is illegal how does one keep his wife in line???
You can’t tell your wife she is grounded for a month and slap her butt.
what can you do???
Unfortunately modern times wouldn’t support Heywood solution and as you said, such an act would only expose his incapacity. However letting it all go and be raped financially is even more beta and coward. On the other hand, real alpha measures are…out of reach right now.
Just claim you’re Muslim and you can pretty much do the true alpha thing.
Make sure, though, you use plenty of lighter fluid.
On the other hand, real alpha measures are…out of reach right now.
Exactly. The course I outlined is the least crappy option given the starting point (already married, Christian, with a wife determined to cheat).
Funny, in the version I read the gods were laughing at Ares and Aphrodite and they both had to run away and hide in shame to escape their jeering.
Heywood, that may seem alpha, but it’s very beta.
Allowing things to deteriorate to that point is beta, and there’s no good option left by then. Given that starting point, the least bad option is the path I outlined. It’s as alpha as possible.
Thank God I didn’t marry in my blue pill days. I’m still single, but definitely wide awake now.
Pour encourager les autres et donner le bon exemple!
Part 2 – the exposure is Beta, and it makes sense as wf explained it.
I actually left a reply telling the idiot to get the most aggressive man-defending divorce lawyer (who has seen the horror stories) and do what he says – which might be a PI or filing for divorce tomorrow. But follow the legal advice no matter how aggressive it is.
Alpha/Beta game is not something to play with when something serious involving the anti-male legal system is involved if you aren’t a lawyer (or are defending yourself). Playing alpha or beta in the legal system where the rules are different is a way to get seriously hurt or killed.
AFAIK, infidelity has no bearing on marriage asset division, and also can’t be used as damages in a civil suit…what is it that you’re basing this on?
Infidelity is irrelevant in divorce court? What?
These types don’t feel shame, they only fear ostracization. Since she doesn’t go to mass, it doesn’t matter to her that the congregation knows.
Re Beta Nominee 1, Like part of me thinks he is a troll. Like this cannot be a real life man? honestly….this can’t be life.
Yep, BOTM Number One hit way to close to home for me. Pretty much the story of my marriage and divorce., right down to “I just don’t love you anymore.” He’ll be glad to know that once you get over the hump life (and finances) get much better.
I’m surprised Chris Bosh isn’t on this list? http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/slept-mrs-bosh-lil-wayne-article-1.1267792 and http://allhiphop.com/2013/02/23/hip-hop-rumors-chris-boshs-wife-gets-fully-exposed-more-lil-wayne-details/
Candidate 3 is the winner.
I have no opinion on who wins BOTM
I agree that #3 is the winner because he’s the lucky one whose wife died. I however did have an opinion on BOTM: I voted for #3 like the majority of responders. Hmmm BOTM becomes the most lucky? And he already got two sons out of her? If they’re really his, they might be part of the answer to the question above:
“Customer Service
Please tell me why evolution hasn’t culled the beta male nutsack.”
Some kind of reverse strategy?
Sad commentary on the Present Day when a dead American Wife is the Best American Wife. A widower with two sons is the New Optimal. Contract Killer is the new Divorce Lawyer.
Hi Pope Innocent, not the Best American Wife in general (there are some rare good ones out there), just the best out of these 3 contenders. (#2 might not be too bad, it’s just that her herb fiancee will probably inspire her to be bad).
But yes, in general it’s a sad commentary indeed.
When it comes to women, it’s best to remember the very old parable by Aesop called “The Boy and the Nettle”:
A BOY was stung by a Nettle. He ran home and told his Mother,
saying, “Although it hurts me very much, I only touched it
gently.” “That was just why it stung you,” said his Mother. “The
next time you touch a Nettle, grasp it boldly, and it will be
soft as silk to your hand, and not in the least hurt you.”
—-Grasp the nettle.
nettle is sort of like the pussy?
For the win.
Tender-handed, grasp the nettle, and it stings you for your pains.
Grasp it like a man of mettle, and it soft as silk remains.
#2 wins because that type of self importance and narcissism is extremely feminine. Makes me want to punch him in the cunt.
Ouch! I get it women don’t like proposal, next time i will set a time bomb under that chair so she can blow up when i propose her but that day might never come.
I didn’t quite get narcissism and self importance vibes. On the contrary, I sensed drowning levels of insecurity. Dude got 11 people to try to convince the girl to marry him. But if I am being honest I personally thought it was kinda sweet (YEA I SAID IT). It is cute and different. I would rather this kind of proposal than the ones done in very public places where you feel the need to give the obligatory ‘yes’ because if he has gone through this much trouble you don’t want him to be embarrassed in public and then find a way to take back your yes when you are in private. Oh young love.
I just don’t like the showiness of today’s culture. Like everything is so precious and important and in need of display. It is something I can forgive in women, as I know the drive for attention is strong firsthand….but it just seems to weak and pathetic in men.
To me it’s not so much the proposal itself, but the need to show it off an make it public. Like I’m supposed to give a shit about these two homely bastards? The self importance annoys me.
I agree, why does anyone care. Even if I were close family member, I might be happy for them, but I wouldn’t care to watch this video. Self importance and cutesy behavior is annoying in women, in men, it’s downright infuriating.
And it’s not even about her (not that we need that either), it’s all about him. He’s really self absorbed.
Narcissism and self-importance derive from insecurity
Christ, the Chateau’s good today
Agrees.
His herby smile and shite clothes are desperate
Guy who killed that whore was probably more alpha ;D
BOTM #1 screams alpha fucks and beta bucks, but… too common.
BOTM #2 is nauseatingly beta, but lots of women put up with it, at least for a while.
BOTM #3 is the winner.
I voted for the clueless catholic dude, who so far is winning by a big margin…and it doesn’t surprise me at all. The others are bad too, but this guy is too much to bear; hasn’t he a tiny bit of dignity left? is he ever gonna realize that all his pleading is USELESS and giving in to the bitch will only get him utter financial ruin?. He sounds beyond hope, his only chance is that his wife finds a guy that gives her what she deserves, like the turkish dick sucking cunt.
Everything you said. I literally had NO WORDS (rare) to describe catholic bro, but you summed it up perfectly!
Catholicism instills a slave morality. The more of your identity you devote to Catholic thought, the more of a pushover you become.
…said the SWPL, Oh the irony.
There does seem to be a deep seated desire in Whites (especially Protestants) in America to use altruism and weakness as a marker of piety and status. The more against biology it goes, the better. Most likely comes from the Puritan culture.
Catholics took over America, and brought down the Aztec Empire.
SWPLs gave away America… to the Aztecs, among others.
Catholics also fucked the natives in such massive degrees to create an entire sub-race. They didn’t bring down the Aztec or other empires if you look at Latinamerican demographics.
I agree the Catholic religion is not as sniveling as Protestantism or SWPL-ism, but it’s certainly still not the strong European institution we pretend it to be.
Corvinus, you don’t know my background. Let’s just say you’re embarrassing yourself.
So when you instill a slave mentality to sin…you become less of a pushover.
Not from what I’ve seen.
Protestantism is far worse in that regard.
At least the Catholics don’t get their aesthetic from Wal Mart Super Centers.
Yes
The irony in story #3 is just sick. An American woman unsatisfied with what feminism has asked for from it’s men for decades, leaves her beta providing husband who gave her 4 kids for some sexy-time experience with some Islamic man (men?) she met online. She goes there, a land where women are treated about as badly as any developed-world-feminist could imagine, and while cheating on what feminist dogma asked for, she gets murdered by the men who were all too eager to disrespect her.
It’s beautiful in a way.
Sounds like poetic justice to me. Swift and brutal.
Corpse transport & funeral:$10,000. Exit from marriage w/o paying apenny in divorce:Priceless.
‘i don’t normally do this’ is etched on her tombstone.
I’m having a good laugh visualizing that.
ok, that was hilarious.
lololol
LOL
She goes there, a land where women are treated about as badly as any developed-world-feminist could imagine, ”””””
woman aren’t treated bad anywhere
Native women yes, foreign women no.
woman aren’t treated bad anywhere
–Thy ought to be.
You give women enough freedom…they pursue their own self-destruction.
fuckin gag me with a dirty spoon yo
Retarded Marriage Proposal Guy gets my vote, principally because even with the stories of the two other contenders in the press, this idiot is still gleefully organising his own funeral. I couldn’t bring myself to watch the video.
Catholic guy comes in a close second, if for no other reason than he sought relationship advice from a priest, ffs!
At least Murdered Cheating Wife Guy could be considered to have won that one.
The Murdered Cheating Wife guy won only won because of a happy accident reversal of fortune just like Korea won its independence from Japan at the end of the Second World War when the USA fire bombed Tokyo as well as nuclear bombed Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The Koreans owe the most gratitude to Americans for the devastation of the Japanese Navy, Air Force, cities, industrial zones, women and children as well as the Chinese for killing more Japanese people especially men and most especially Japanese military personnel particularly if they were in the Japanese Army than anyone else. Then the Koreans proceeded to fuck themselves even harder with the Korean War 5 years after the Second World War ended. South Korea took 50 years to recover and prosper(Although not perfect, it is a wonderful country to live in, and I lived there for most of the years between 1996 and 2006) while North Korea is still fucked? How much you want to bet this guy is still as fucked as most North Koreans and won’t change any time soon if at all?
I modify my comments above. I’ll concede that the North Koreans have a much better chance than this guy for un-fucking themselves.
The Retarded Marriage Proposal guy may or may not have a good marriage. It’s still a wait and see thing. He doesn’t have much in the SMP and so this was probably the best woman he could get. Her SMP will diminish faster than his, and if she has some sense she’ll hold on to him rather than raise cats in her old age.
The religious Catholic man is dealing with at least three devastating blows all at once. His mother is deathly ill, his cheating whore of a wife wants a divorce and his children are about ready to be ripped away from him by the inimical government so he can get his assets divided, pay crippling child support and maybe alimony as well. The American government like all 1st world governments does this to destroy me for shits and giggles. He has too many things going wrong at once and at least some of these things are not his fault. Most men would have extreme difficulty with this. Unfortuneately, most of Christianity is truly not true Christianity, but is rather Churchianity pretending to be Christianity and this is true of all its denominations to include the various Protestant, Orthadox and Catholic etc.sects. One of Churchianity’s problems is that it embracesover reaching idiotic evil feminism and misandry rather than Patriarchical Christianity as the blogger Dalrock says. The same can be said of Judaisms synogoguery and increasingly Islam’s mosquery, Buddism’s and Hinduism’s templery etc. Misandry is the problem promoted by our world’s ruling elite. He should read the Book of Sirach (Ecclesiasticus) in the Old Testament of the Bible Chapter 25 verse 13 through Chapter 26 verse 18 entitled Wicked and Virtuous Women. The Catholics retained 7 Old Testament books including this book, Sirach (Ecclesiasticus) unlike most if not all the Jews and Protestants who regard it as Apocrypha. I suggest all men read this. I further suggest that it is read to women even more especially with the proper notes added. Maybe I will print it here for this blog.
I made a typo above. Instead of ” The American government like all 1st world governments does this to destroy me….” It should read ” ….men….” I’m not married and have no plan to get married because of the proverbial divorce anal rape of men.
Dude, you’re sheer poetry!
At least Murdered Cheating Wife Guy could be considered to have won that one.
LOL’ed.
Haha
I voted for the Staten Island beta chump because I’m an United States of America Army veteran of the Iraq and Afghanistan Wars. Now I need Tums. Letting a goat fucking, boy raping twisted bi-sexual Middle-eastern male who prefers male shit stink to female shit stink as well as prefers child shit stink to adult shit stink on his penis fuck and kill your wife without two words of quiet protest saying “Don’t go.” reeks of beta descending into an omega cuckolding snuff porn fetish in real life syndrome. The only thing this man has going for him is that there is no division of assets, alimony or child support payments for him to make. He should have said, ” I had nothing to do with the death of my wife, but that cheating whore’s death is her own damned fault!!!” Are all Middle-eastern Muslim men like this? No. Most are heterosexual and normal. However, they have a large and growing minority especially the young men who are goat fucking, boy raping twisted bisexuals who love to smell like shit stink especially on their dicks and do prefer males to females and prefer children to adults. I ought to know as a I dealt with them. Anyone thinking the Muslims will save men worldwide from feminism is seriously misinformed or delusional.
“I voted for the Staten Island beta chump because I’m an United States of America Army veteran of the Iraq and Afghanistan Wars”
MURRICA STRONG
“. Now I need Tums. Letting a goat fucking, boy raping twisted bi-sexual Middle-eastern male who prefers male shit stink to female shit stink as well as prefers child shit stink to adult shit stink on his penis fuck ”
Turks aren’t arabs bro. who, in turn, are not persians or afghanis
Yes. I know. Arabs are Semites. Persians and Afghanis are mostly Indo-European. Turks are Altaic. However, they look and smell if not the same then mostly similar. I also now that the USA is in decline not because of lack of resources and ability but because most of the population thinks it’s cute to be weak, stupid and worthless. Whether I succeed or fail, try or don’t try, I do not unlike most Americans. Tell me something I don’t know Do you know the number one reason why there are more wailing pussy Muzzie male fundamentalists percentage wise in Europe than the USA? It’s because their Muzzie Women are more likely to be sluts than in the USA. I heard from my American military brothers that these slutty Muzzie women like getting ejaculated into by American military penises. Watching and enjoying cuckold porn is one thing, but watching it live and enjoying it is as low status as you can go. Ughh!!!! Now that’s what I call a vaginal creampie. Please be a dear and raise my progeny.
Dude you took your medicine after writing all that, although i have met some Muslim women who were “sluts” in definition but by far the Muslim Men are not what you wrote here, Muslim women don’t like to get ejaculated into by American military penises (Kids and Their Fantasies i tell you.) but rather they want to blow some American military penises with bombs and grenades, Ok jokes apart i can seriously say that most Muslim women i met never gave another look to me, the one that did well they didn’t wanted to go on bed with me, it’s not that they discriminate but they are pretty much vary of foreigners in their own land, and rest assured there Men are control freaks, they cannot even tolerate a foreigner asking some Muslim women out, its like they are the biggest cockblocker.
No kidding. A guy is seriously fucked in the head when he wants to ban looking at women. Sane hetero men do not go for that stuff.
I get that Turks are not so backward, but it’s a lesser degree of the same pathology. I vote for that guy too.
well the world would be a better place if you placed a bag on that potato head of yours and went and made me a sammich!!
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-0J_BuZwt03Y/T56SghOrHOI/AAAAAAAACZI/r41NwAi4boU/s1600/mr.+potatoe+head+with+glasses.jpg
Always surprised at the rarity of domestic beheadings.
These men would be well-served by polishing up their whetstone and filleting knife game.
“Ginsu game”
h3artsie, for balance you should also do an alpha of the month every month as well.
A Staten Island woman went the full EatPrayLove on her beta hubby, and was predictably killed by some swarthy roustabout in Turkey. Ho hum, right?
You = magnificent bastard.
The whole damn thing is awful. These are mens lives. Tomorrow is guarenteed to no one. Heartiste is saving men from all kinds of fucked up shit. Horror stories and cautionary tales from bizarro universe.
#2 because the audio and video documentary evidence drives the grossness home. I couldn’t finish that video. All the effeminate voices of the drummers made me feel icky/sadness for this poor chump.
A question for you Catholic guys-would he be allowed to get a divorce from his wife? Would he need an annulment? Doesn’t the New Testament mention divorce is ok at least for infidelity?
He could, but many guys are guilted into not trying for annulment, because, technically, it means the marriage never happened, and therefore the children are bastards.
“How dare you make your children bastards, you evil man!”
He can get a divorce and no annulment, but technically any date he goes on is adultery.
Annulment does not bastardize the children.
Yes and no. Yes, the Church claims it doesn’t “bastardize” the children, and nothing is held against them by God for their parents’ actions. The Church claims the kids are still legitmiate.
However, it’s a cop-out, since it really is saying the children were born out of wedlock, and therefore are technical bastards. It’s a very bad point and the Church should do something manly to correct it—probably just bastardize the children.
In any event, women STILL use the argument against husbands who seek an annulment. “You’re pretending our marriage never happened! And Johnny’s now a bastard!”
“Church should do something manly to correct it—probably just bastardize the children.”
Whorefinder for Pope!
The Whorefinder of Babylon?
Yeah well when a man does anything women use shaming language. I’m sure there is something a man could do to shame the woman…if only I could think of the word?
COCAINE?
Rapefruit.
He can get a divorce and no annulment, but technically any date he goes on is adultery.
Yet another reason not to marry a corrupt Western slore.
“Let’s be neighbors” in married world = “Let’s be friends” in single world
Expressing a desire for divorce is your last opportunity to pass a shit test. Just say no.
Unbelievable herbal wimps. At least the last one had the last laugh. The 1st one? OMFG. His nut sack has fallen off long ago.
Yeah, it’s her way of rubbing her sleeping around in his face daily, whilst carefully making it difficult for him to get laid or have a stable relationship.
so true. kinda like that bitch from two and a half men, the one that was married to alan. too bad alan’s too much of a faggot to do anything about it
I really hated that show at first, and still do not find it funny, but someone pointed out to me that the point of the show was , “Guys, don’t be Alan. Be Charlie.”
In essence, Chuck Lorre, it’s creator, rips on good-guy Alan so much and has Charlie come out great in order to teach us NOT to be beta.
Made me respect the show more. But still, it wallows too much in insulting Alan for being good and not enough in teaching him to be better.
Having your cheating wife get killed by some third world thug is certainly preferable to losing half your stuff in divorce court.
Agreed. Mr. Turk did him a favor. But he sounds so beta that the next woman he gets involved with will just treat him the same way.
LOL, maybe we’ll see fed-up betas buying their wives copies of “Eat, Pray, Love” along with solo tickets to romantic beta-free destinations (i.e., despotic third-world hellholes where the popular sports are white slavery, drug-running, and creative dismemberment). Make them round-trip, though – don’t want to be too obvious.
Yeah, but what if they just get raped? Then they’ll come back and blame the rape and beating on their husbands (“evil white guys, making that poor nigger rape me!”) like that whore in Haiti did.
If at first you don’t succeed…
rape, rape again?
Candidate #1 doesn’t know how he feels. That doesn’t mean he is actually waking up, but there is some heretofore unnoticed rumbling beneath the surface. Volcanic activity to follow shortly after court awards the fruits of his labor to her…
Candidate #3 Successfully reproduced and shipped his unfaithful wife off to an unsafe foreign country insuring her engagement in risky behavior by posting drivelish supplications online for all the world to see. Whether by accident or design, he got out clean in a world where most guys get taken to the cleaners.
Candidate #2 Might appear at first glance to deserve the award the least, but he has clearly staked out a claim on a future of sexless servitude that merits this months award!
But you know, the guy whose wife was killed in Turkey actually has the most favorable outcome by far. It’s a neat ending and he doesn’t even have to feel guilty. He may have even cashed in on a life insurance policy. Compare that to inflated chilimony so she can dance!
“Wife cheated, wants to go to Turkey by herself? She’s BEGGING you to put your foot down and be a man for once in your pathetic life. She doesn’t want your permission. She doesn’t want your suppoooooort. She wants your strength. She wants you to take what is yours. She wants to feel your POWER. The alpha male POWER that is the only known force in the universe that can rend vaginas sealed shut by the weak solicitations of mincing beta males.”
As you said earlier, once this guy got married he was already hosed. It’s tough to be alpha with your testicles dangling invitingly between the well-stained pruning shears of the feminazi divorce industry.
“Sheltered numbskulls who fervently latch onto the belief that emotionally distant husbands are the primary reason women fly the coop have no goddamned clue how much women despise weak, emotionally available men.”
Now that you mention it, I’ve noticed that emotionally distant husbands often cause the wife to let other guys in there, but without flying the coop. I.e. they want the validation they’re not getting at home, but it takes the stench of beta to actually oust them from their nest.
EatPrayLove, hands down.
The epic-proposal guy is forgivable because there’s kind of a cultural push in certain circles to plan ever-more-elaborate proposals. It’s more of a dick-measuring contest than anything else. He’s establishing among his circle that he’s the most clever, thoughtful, meticulous one among them.
And poor Catholic dude. His religion forbids divorce. He’s spent the last several years trying to abide by the ideals of his church.
As someone upthread pointed out, annulment is allowed for adultery in Catholicism.
I had no idea that adultery qualified. It could still be tricky for him: it sounds as if he has no evidence to prove that she’s cheating; he just suspects it.
But even then, given that the courts could very easily strip him of a significant portion of his income while denying him the chance to see his children, I can understand why he’d do everything in his power to keep the marriage intact. It’s the behavior of a rational actor.
Yeah, but I’m not sure what the “burden of proof” is for an annulment. It could be a lot, as churches try to dissuade marriages ending, or be nothing more than a bribe to the cardinal, ahem, “donation.”
Then again, if he gets photographic/hard evidence of her cheating, it could help him a little in family court. Smear the wife a bit.
But yeah, fighting against divorce is in a man’s best interest financially.
there are a number of items that qualify a marriage for annulment
Christianity.
And its not annulment. it’s divorce. If she cheated, her can get divorced. plain and simple.
Furthermore, he can have multiple wives, but they dont like to talk about that..
I would have voted for BOTM #3, but the story has a wonderful closed ending and moral to the story-Be dominant with your wife and rule your house or else chaos will reign for your household. Every child should be told this tale as a bedtime story as they grow up. Besides some form of cosmic/karmic justice was served so the story is resolved for the most part.
My vote is for BOTM #2. What really disgusts me is that both are nauseatingly beta-SWPL. Their clothes, lifestyle, the way they talk, and the music. It’s all so small and weak. They have no aspirations other than being modern peasants. When the economic and social collapse comes to America, those are the types of people I plan on robbing, looting, and pillaging.
“Every child should be told this tale as a bedtime story as they grow up.”
All my future bastard sons will definitely be taught about BOTM candidate #3
When the economic and social collapse comes to America, those are the types of people I plan on robbing, looting, and pillaging.
You and vast roving feral flash mobs of Obama’s sons.
TRAYVON LIVES!
TRAYVON LIVES!!
TRAYVON LIVES!!!
Yup
Hey, maybe the last guy was clever enough to support his wife’s trip to Turkey, so he could arrange to have her “divorced” from him without being stuck paying the whore for the rest of his life. If only all men stuck with such worthless untermenschen for wives, were clever enough to have them go “find themselves” in Tora Bora or Somalia or some such….
The Catholic tale/horror story, is yet another reason for my prediction that enterprising Muslim missionaries will soon discover Latin America is untapped, fertile soil. And why Mormons may be the only ones with some credible alternative to the Muzzies on offer, once the latter start migrating northward from there.
The second guy is just bizarre. Both in his what-do-I-spend-my-time-and-resources-on choices, and his taste, or lack thereof, in women.
omg at the proposal how romantic
some people are just sweet how can you make fun of that?
they are probably in love!
my lame proposal went like this:
*failure to pull out in time*
him: if you conceive, we can get married
Are you sure he didn’t do it on purpose? Men are usually pretty protective about not pro-creating with the wrong person.
No shit right there. I even installed laser sighting.
You’re new here. Shut up and read for a few weeks.
Turkish media have also reported that Sarai’s brother, David, warned his sister against cheating on Steven and encouraged her to simply leave him.
Yup, she cheated.
In an interview with Turkish paper Hürriyet, Steven [the jilted husband] said that his wife had insisted on going to Turkey and that he accepted her wishes. He has been mum on the rumblings of infidelity.
””””’
i think he had her killed or the brother
candidate number 1 for the win
maybe it shouldn’t be called beta of the month but heartless bitch of the month
i mean wtf
what are his options?
I say take the domestic violence charge fuck it
I would enjoy life more without her, and I can’t imagine that divorce could possibly be more expensive than marriage to her thus far. I would really like getting to make it to mass (which she is absolutely against in practice, if not in word. ””””””””””’
this statement by dude number 1 shows some manhood though
he doesn’t want her lol its just the churches programming that she is gonna help him opt out of gonna be a win for the dude
I would enjoy life more without her, and I can’t imagine that divorce could possibly be more expensive than marriage to her thus far. I would really like getting to make it to mass (which she is absolutely against in practice, if not in word. ””””””””””’
Most women aren’t thinking about the financial angle when they want out from a marriage to a mewling beta. They’re thinking about getting away from the stench of his nauseating seed.”””
your take on comment i think wrong he is talking about how it would be less expensive with her ass gone than having to support her in marriage plus he would be free to go to mass like he wants to do without her making it hard to do.
he is talking bout positives for himself not why she leaving him
I was a summer law clerk a few years ago at a Family Law Court. It was awful, the judges don’t even pretend to be fair. The husband is promptly stripped of all money/assets like a sheep loses wool. The wife gets the house, $$$, and kids even if she cheated on her husband or just got tired of him. It’s a terrible place that should be avoided, by not getting married at all.
yea guys should be going to court and famly court so they can see what reality is like
i’m thinking we should all be hunger striking or something
TBTB couldn’t give too shits whether you’re eating or not. You’re a white male oppressor in their eyes, any suffering you receive is deserved as far as they care.
It’s nothing a felony amount of cocaine stashed in her car and having her busted with won’t fix.
“Here’s your new car honey.”
I don’t know. I bought her a bouquet of flowers last night and gave her more money, but I don’t think that marriage is a viable long term solution.”””””
again he no longer wants her
guy 1) I feel bad for the church guy. he is probably striggling between his religion and thus why he is trying to make it work with his wife.
guy 2) I never understand this whole elaborate proposal thing. its embaressing and silly and very immature IMO.
guy 3) he’s a dumbass.
No, Neezy, you cannot suck my cock.
*sigh* DAMNIT!!!!
Oh FOOEY!!!!
Awww really? *sigh* Well that sucks.
There she is, looking for trouble. And looking good at the same time.
Not as badly as you do.
OMG. I just realized that was your special way of telling me how much you love moi!! Aww how sweet!
be careful though, you wouldn’t want everyone to believe you’re a beta now. let’s keep your love for me on the low low.
LOL!
Honey, it takes a lot for a man to tell a woman she sucks at oral sex.
She has to really suck at it.
Congrats.
OK. Alright. She’ll suck mine.
Jeez.
Amazingly, I don’t disagree with Neecy’s assessment.
Brb, have to kill myself.
My wife wants to keep this secret from everyone. I’m of two minds about that, on one hand the privacy might give her the leeway to back down. But on the other hand I think that divorce is a public problem. She said in response that we could separate and be married too.
By nature I like to let things blow over,
”””””””””
funny he is thinking wow i can finally get rid of this bitch wooo hooo and then wait whats this she wants to keep it a secret seperate and be married?
What kind of a hopeless loser thinks the right move to pull when your wife is asking for divorce is to go buy her a bunch of fucking roses? Oh for the love of Lucifer, almost nothing would have been a worse move. I suppose he could’ve just handed his wallet over or something. And to think, once… no, I was never even near that bad. But still, I pity my fellow man.
My current girlfriend is driving me nuts. I am not emotionally available, not making her feel loved, not making her feel like she is appreciated enough or loved enough. Constantly complains and gets pissed off if I am late, constantly suggests that I should break up with her and yet she still sleeps with me. How do I handle this? The constant moaning is getting on my nerves.
Simple. Kick her to the curb.
Problem solved.
Rape is always the answer.
What is the question?
Earplugs…or an Ipod.
Trade up.
Think he’s being sarcastic boys.
#2…if I ever run out of ipecac, I know what to use.
That’s the type of dude who will be begging for his once a month sex.
I love story number 3
My ex from 8 years back met an Indian fella online and agreed to marry him, site unseen. She quit her job and everything. He dragged it out forever, kept promising he would fly over, take her back to India……..it went on for close to a year, she was spending upwards of 700 a month phonebill talking to him. He never showed up. One day, his online footprint vanished, his cell number went out of service…..it was over like that. Loved every minute of it myself. This is how retarded modern women are.
ok i’m being contrarian
but in the 2nd one he didn’t put that much effort in
didn’t buy a diamond ring
she fed him at the table
i like the snow angels she down in there with him
she does a lot of leaning in
when he showed her the ring she didn’t go for the ring she went for him
there are a couple of positive things going on
What God has joined together…let no man separate.
Unless she is unhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapy.
That’d be the 4th chapter of Paulette’s Epistle to The Californians, no?
+1! Thank you!
lozozzllozlzlzozozooz
technically spekaingz the act of sexual intercoucrse establiheshes a marriage of one fleshz
so i would arugue dat da diovrce rate s much higher
for it does not coutz all the couplez that live and sex toghter have lots of sexytimez and cohabit the same home, which is marriage, minus the formailty of wedding cake (Whcih da american womenz make up for anyawayz by eating twinkiez zlozlzozoz)
nor odes it count all da one hnight sexy time stone nigt stands, or twom month relationships, or six month “marriages” let’s play house for a week in vegas tripz.
add it all up, and there are trillions of divorces every day every year lzozozlzlolzozo
but do not despair, for the GBFM, as usueals as usual has aBRILAINT SOLUTIONZ!!!!!!!!!
at the exit door of every club, we need to post modern day churchians and ministerz.
becua etheyr they no longer preach against pre-marital sex, i am sure they would be happy to marry the coulpez leaving the club, so that they scould have sex and buttehxt sin-free in the context of a modern marriage.
the priest and minsitez could stand bseide the club bouncers with stacks of marriage certificatez, and fill them out as the couplez waited for cabs to go and sexy sex sex timez.
an added benefit is that such maariagez may also allow the state to seize a man’z assetts, like at least his play station for a one-night marriage, or his collection of MAXIM magazinez and Ipad for a weekend-marriage.
if any of you churrchiansz haz contacts in da church, i would like to move forward with this proposal which i call, the “SEX (& BUTHETXTT) WITH LOVE IS NOT LIVING IN SIN” movementz whereby we can help sanctify and save the soulsz of this fallenz geenrtizonzz generationzzlzozlzlzoozoz
The Old Testament of the Bible Book of Sirach (Ecclesiasticus) Chapter 25 Verse 12 through Chapter 26 Verse 18 “Wicked and Virtuous Women”. Only Catholic Christians retain the Book of Sirach while the Protestant Christians and Jews don’t. I’m not sure if the Orthadox Christians have this, but I suspect they do. Here goes.
Chapter 25 Verse 12 Worst of all wounds is that of the heart, worst of all evils is that of a woman. 13 Worst of all sufferings is that from one’s foes, worst of all vengeance is that of one’s enemies:14 No poison greater than a serpent, no venom greater than that of a woman. 15 With a dragon or lion I would rather dwell than with an evil woman. 16 Wickedness changes a woman’s looks, and makes her as sullen as a female bear. 17 When her husband sits among his neighbors, a bitter sigh escapes him unawares.18 There is scarce any evil like that in a woman; may she fall to the lot of a sinner! 19 Like a sandy hill to aging feet is a railing wife to a quiet man. 20 Stumble not through a woman’s beauty, nor be greedy for her wealth; 21 The man is a slave in disgrace and shame when a wife supports her husband. 22 Depressed mind, saddened face, broken heart-this from an evil wife. Feeble hands and quaking knees-from a wife who brings no happiness to her husband. 23 In woman was sin’s beginning, and because of her we all die. 24 Allow water no outlet, and be not indulgent to an erring wife. 25 If she walks not by your side, cut her away from you.
Chapter 26 Verse 1 Happy the Husband of a good wife, twice lengthened are his days; 2 A worthy wife brings joy to her husband, peaceful and full are his life. 3 A good wife is a generous gift bestowed upon him who fears the Lord; 4 Be he rich or poor, his heart is content, and a smile is ever on his face. 5 There are three things at which my heart aches, and fourth before which I quail: Through false charges in public, trial before all the people, and lying testimony are harder to bear than death, 6 A jealous wife is heartache and mourning and a scourging tongue like the other three. 7 A bad wife is like a chafing yoke; he who marries her seizes a scorpion. 8 A drunken wife arouses great anger, for she does not hide her shame. 9 By her eyelids and her haughty stare, an unchaste wife can be recognized. 10 Keep strict watch over an unruly wife, lest finding an opportunity, she make use of it; 11 Follow close if her eyes are bold, and be not surprised if she betrays you: 13 As a thirsty traveler with eager mouth drinks from any water that he finds, So she settles down before every tent peg and opens her quiver for every arrow. 13 A gracious wife delights her husband, her thoughtfulness puts flesh on his bones. 14 A gift from the Lord is her governed speech, and her firm virtue is of surpassing worth. 15 Choicest of all blessings is a modest wife, priceless her chaste person. 16 Like the sun rising in the Lord’s heavens, the beauty of a virtuous wife is the radiance of her home. 17 Like the light which shines above the holy lampstand, are her beauty of face and graceful figure. 18 Golden columns on silver bases are her shapely limbs and steady feet. [ Among the additions found here in CH 26 V 18 are the additional lines:( My son, take care in the prime of life not to surrender your strength to strangers; Single out from the land a goodly field and there with confidence sow the seed of your increase; So you shall have your offspring around you and in confidence shall they grow up. Though a Woman for hire be thought of as a trifle, a married woman is a snare for those who embrace her{Proverbs CH 6 V 26}. A wife’s complaint should be made in meekness, and show itself in a slight flush; But a loud mouthed, scolding wife is a trumpet signaling for battle: Any Human being{man} who answers that challenge will spend his life amid the turbulence of war.)]
Notes
CH 25 V12-25 Wickedness in a woman is most grievous, painful and bitter to her husband. Through it she becomes vengeful, dangerous and intolerable, jealous, talkative, intemperate and unchaste. Even her very appearance is changed. The worst of all evils, a source of grief, a snare and disgrace to her husband, she depresses his mind, saddens and breaks his heart, destroys his strength. She must not be indulged but made obedient or punished. CH25 V23 According to the account which the author, Joshua Ben Sirach, refers, sin the cause of death, originated in woman: Eve, the first human being to sin, induced Adam, the first man, to follow her example. But it is through Adam, as head of the race, that original sin and its punishment of spiritual death are presented by St. Paul in the New Testament book, Romans Chapter 5, as having entered the world to become the occasion for the redemptive work of Jesus of Nazareth, Christ our Lord. CH26 V 1-4 V 13-18 A good wife is a gift from God, bringing joy and peace, happiness and contentment to her husband through her thoughtfulness, reserve, modesty, chastity, beauty, grace and virtue. CH 26 V 2 Worthy: gifted spiritually, mentally and physically(See Proverbs CH 31 V 10) CH 26 V 17 The Holy Lampstand and the golden columns stood in the holy place of the ancient tabernacle( Exodus CH 25 V 31-40; CH 26 V 32).
Please read above. The Churchians, feministas and white knight manginas shout in anger, knash their teeth in terror and weep in agony. All others with goodness and sense shout in joy, smile in courage and laugh in happiness.
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Had to go with the Catholic because: A. Can’t even read stories about elaborate proposals; wouldn’t be fair to vote for it. Maybe it’s an age thing. Is there a bell curve on elaborate proposals? I’m guessing the peak ages for guys doing that is between 28-32. B. Can’t condemn the Turk because I have lingering suspicions. Just theories. Spit-balling. I understand hubby backed out of the trip at the last minute. Then there are the emails and the brother-in-law’s comments. So, pure speculation thinking out loud here –maybe brother-in-law or some other connections in the old country conspired to give her one last chance to get back with the ancient program, and then when she failed, whacked her out in some sort of honor killing thing? Maybe someone ‘took care of her’ with extreme prejudice for the guy? Having buds like that has got to outrank Catholic father of four losing his whore.
Jesus H. Christ. I remember that bitch getting killed in Turkey. It was posted on another forum in the “Off Topic” section. As soon as I saw the first headline and read the first paragraph, I knew that she wasn’t any photographer and she went there to fuck guys, and probably got raped and killed in the process. I posted as much, and there was such an unbelievable amount of white knighting from beta herbs that followed. Almost got me banned. They kept insisting “she didn’t deserve to die because she cheated”. Not what I had said either, but why would anyone have sympathy for a whore who went overseas to a dangerous shithole to cheat on her husband and got killed in the process? To me it’s almost a non-story.
“i think he had her killed or the brother”
Yeah, bullshit he did. It would have been 10,000x easier to arrange that in NYC than off on the other side of the planet.
Easier? Maybe logistically. But a lot harder to trace in Turkey.
You may as well give her a one-way ticket to cockalopolis.
In view of the story in question, should have been “Cockstantinople”.
Turkish loverats are such PLAYAZZ
Btw can we not have an alpha on the month to have some idea of what we SHOULD be doing ( preferably guys with hot bitches )
Here’s the problem and why I stumbled onto game.
I used to be the first and second guy. I once chased a girl who i unwittingly gamed but never actually pursued because i was so beta i couldn’t see any of the signs.
Naturally she lost interest and friended me because i was too beta to fuck her despite the obvious signs.
I then tried to “win” her by chasing her.
The examples of how beta i was are too embarrassing to note here but I will share one.
The final straw was organizing a Christmas dinner for “us”—which she pushed back on several times before reluctantly accepting.
I made her a christmas card, got her a very thoughtful gift and cooked dinner.
In turn, she came over late, gave me a box of chocolates she bought 10 minutes before, made plans to meet up with her friends immediately after dinner.
Pushed back on my awkward kino, then went into the bathroom to do her make up and asked me “How do I look?” before leaving.
Contrast this with what happened last night.
A 25 year old I gamed and banged some months back practically begged me to come over.
She later texted to tell me she saw “other girls black hairs in the shower drain”.
My reply: “cool…mix them up with yours and knit me a scarf”.
Bwwhahahaahhahaa…
Never deny, Amplify!
Yes…and the irony? After this exchange about being a “nasty fucker” and having various girls hair in my shower drain—she wrapped up by saying “see you next week”…
*laugh* exactly.
If I had known this stuff 30 years ago, I’d have been a real bastard.
This is why we need to get the manosphere out there. Ugh, hard to read this stuff in one moment, and have women and cowards deny it exists in another.
guys have been getting fucked over forever almost why is that why have men just mostly taken it throughout the history of the us
and yet we are told we are free how so
My BIL is beta of the millenium. Sometime, if I have an hour or twelve, I’ll tell the tail. Suffice to say the above cases, while deserving of their betahood, don’t hold a candle to his retch-inducing tale of beta supplication.
*tale. Doh.
E-mail it to Heartiste.
I should. I really should research it first to get all the gory details in their proper order. I’m talking outlines and shit. Only a proper report can do justice to this horror story, which is STILL unfolding…
Good god.
That video started playing automatically for me. For a horrifying second I thought Heartiste had fallen victim to hidden audio advertising.
anyway, you may continue……..
[…] Heartiste has another “Beta Of The Month” going, with three candidates in the running. Contestant #3, knowing his wife was about to cheat […]
“She doesn’t want your suppoooooort. She wants your strength. She wants you to take what is yours. She wants to feel your POWER. The alpha male POWER that is the only known force in the universe that can rend vaginas sealed shut by the weak solicitations of mincing beta males.”
Can you explain the difference between alpha “take what is yours” and beta guarding? Both would appear to be territorialism rather than aloofness.
aka alpha taking your anal virginity then saying NEXT rather than creating a fortress around your asshole to stop other alpha lions from penetrating WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Never…. NEVER… allow your wife/girl to travel ANYWHERE without you UNLESS it is work/family related. A decent girl would not want to travel alone.
+1
On the decent girl angle:
My workout buddy said that tattoos are OK on a girl if they are tasteful and mean something. I told him that there is no such thing as a tasteful tattoo on a girl and they all mean the same thing.
I’m not even sure work or family related things are good either. Weddings and high school reunions are a great place for a woman to do some man shopping. And work can’t keep her busy 24 hours a day…she and her coworkers might go for a “just friends” happy hour.
Are you sure you want the kind of girl that won’t go anywhere alone? I don’t want to go anywhere alone. It’s not the easiest thing in the world for me to find a boyfriend who can handle the depth of my neediness. My current boyfriend is great at it because he has raised children and treats me as such. I had one other boyfriend in the army who could handle the dedication level I seem to need.
stop being so damn needy the only thing you NEED is an apron and get back in the fuckin kitchen bitch and make me a goddamn sammich!!!!!
When i was 28 years old i had the chance to go to India for a few days (work related).
I told my parents about it and the first thing they said, you are not going to India unless your boyfriend is with you…My boyfriend said the same and because he couldn’t find the time i stayed at home…
Was i disappointed? No, because no female who looks european and is blonde and in her right mind (the last one is a bit difficult to believe, i know) should want to go there alone…
You made the right decision
North India == Aryan country, and is specifically the “Indo” in Indo-European people and culture. Aryans *are* European looking (why you suppose right wing cons adopt sanskrit terms and aryan religious symbols?). Note while white and aryan are not the same thing (as per the rg veda where the term is defined).
#1: I don’t know what’s worse, admitting you want to sit on your ass all day leeching off your husband, or playing at running an “Internet business” instead of finding a real job. In any case, #1 illustrates that non-working women just don’t grok the value of money – the husband here is expected to just go out and buy two condos and a car at the drop of a hat? Unbelievable.
#3: Just made me sad. I mean, a guy in his 30′s kowtowing to his wife’s every whim and posting Reader’s Digest level relationship wisdom on Instagram? No wonder the wife wanted to have an adventure.
yeah #1 shes telling him its over then telling him how to behave and what to do next.lol. its all sad but hes my botm pick.
#2 ubiquitous beta loser.
#3 she’s gotta take some responsibility in this too. i mean what kind of woman goes cuckolding to the middle east when she has 2 young boys to take care of? In the end she gets a brick to the head from a homeless guy as shes out taking pics alone.
Now the boys will remember their mom as a stupid, selfish slut..
(nice body at least as opposed to #2 – and probably #1)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2282312/Sarai-Sierra-Homeless-man-accused-bludgeoning-New-York-mother-death-Turkey-spotted-CCTV.html
#3 Oh, definitely. When I was growing up I was in school with a girl whose father had murdered her mother. This must be much worse, since it was completely preventable and will shadow the boys via Google the rest of their lives.
I couldn’t even get through the video on # 2… It was just too nauseating. So, that scored my vote.
No matter who wins, I’m delighted to have BOTM back.
Hear hear. After about a minute of listening to those awkward, nasally voices wax lyrical about that beta schlub, I had to close my browser and leave the room. I immediately grabbed my phone, text-bombed all of my fuck buddies, and took the first available piece of ass that showed up at my door. Needless to say, I gave her a rage-fuck that left her breathless, and left me feeling at ease, once again.
My vote goes for the knumbskull beta who lavished his butterface broad with song and merriment, amidst the ominous clouds of cuckoldry forming in the distance. It’s the beginning of the end for you, but you’d never know it.
butterface? that vile pig is a hog dude
#3. How the hell could that guy let her go to Erdogan’s shitty country like that? WTF?
I will never get this “Eat Pray Love” bullshit. A friend’s wife went to see the awful movie in the theatres with her girlfriends. I was very concerned for the guy but they’re still together. I am proud to admit I went to see “The Expendables” when “Eat Pray Love” was out just so that EPL would not be the #1 opening movie that week.
My stomach didn’t cringe from 3, in fact I strangely enjoyed that story. Both parties got what they deserved out of that one.
Not that I would go to Erdogan’s shit heap of a country.
And what of this garbage…?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/teresa-rodriguez-williamson/for-sarai-sierra-and-solo-travel_b_2618523.html
That’s just disgusting and irresponsible. The comments are even worse, with tons of strawman arguments all around (just look at that guy claiming that he is disgusted by people claiming that she should have stayed in the kitchen – no one here wanted her to be in the kitchen, just not to be a rancid slut).
Isn’t that a false dichotomy?
Ugh. I’ve been all over the world by myself, but at least I’ve got some understanding of what – as an American female – that makes me look like.
For the longest time, I couldn’t understand it, until I started asking.
Foreign men, to a man, view American women as whores. They think we have no self-respect and will just spread our legs for anybody who asks. Sadly, for most of us, especially in an overseas situation, it’s true. Not every girl out there traveling is looking for sex, but then again, quite a few of them are, and the ones that aren’t can usually be talked into it. The accents, you see. I’d decry the predatory behavior, but it’s a girl’s job to be aware of her surroundings and understand what a target she is in a situation like that. I’ve avoided some bad shit because I understood what was going on. Sadly, I don’t think a lot of American women are aware that men, overseas, are not playing by the feminist guidebook.
Ah, yes; Financial Chick. A still attractive woman and the mother of an extremely attractive girl who understands the cosmic debt her behavior has created.
Find such a woman and she will beg you to administer unto her the full dose of cruel humiliation that her ruthless soul actually craves.
Yeah…
I’m too sickened at the thought that these guys are only Beta of the Month and not Beta of the Century to vote. OK, I vote for the guy who was Turkolded.
Porsche SUV = everything swallowed.
The Catholic fellow ought to just go ahead and hire a hitman imo. Would anyone say the world isn’t better off with such a vile woman culled from this earth?
I am sure all the women and white knights in his parish wouldn’t say that.
In Brazil, it was actually legal to do that until fairly recently. I guess the rationale was to free the man so he could get married again.
Gotta go with the guy who was Turkolded. Geez. Your wife goes to Eat Pray Love, reach for your divorce lawyer and move all your assets. AND DNA test your kids. Chances are … they’re not yours.
Had to pick the chump who made the nauseating video for his soon to be ex-wife. The other two men (if we can call them that) were set in their submissive ways long before their marriages crumpled under the weight of their wives dominance. They made their bed long ago and there is no chance they could change their beta ways. The other chap is setting himself up, before our very eyes for a very public disaster. Its like watching a car accident in slow motion. You see the car’s on a unavoidable collision course, now you just have to wait and see how bad the damage will be.
Perhaps the Catholic guy should send his soon-to-be-ex-wife to Turkey.
Did anyone on this blog actually ever got laid or are you all giant nerds and posers?
Yes, yes and yes.
You suck at troll.
Is that you mom calling you for dinner? You might want to pick up all that trash in the basement from your last WOW adventure as well.
Somewhere on this site there is an article about “Rapport vs Attraction”.
And it states that a loss of rapport can be overcome, especially if the woman feels it is the man that is pulling away.
But the loss of attraction on her part is insurmountable. The article lists about 9 signs, but to me the three that are readily measurable and obvious are;
1) She is repulsed when you touch her
2) She has cut off sex or dramatically reduced it over what it had been.
3) She insults you, belittles you.
When I was a boy I asked a girl “How do I know if girls like me”.
She said “They touch you. When they talk to you, even casual touching is the sign. They might touch your arm, your chest, move your hair. If they don’t touch you then they are not attracted.”
That still a good rule, even with all the Red Pill. If your LTR or wife isn’t touching you, then let that be your wake up call to search for that “Rapport vs Attraction” article, and start checking off the signs. If she walks away when you touch her, then the shit is on.
I statistically feel you are in a bad spot. You can try Dread. But it is probably too late. Dread is better used early and often. But if you are into those 3 signs above, then your days in that relationship are numbered.
It might take weeks, months, or even years for the shit to collapse, but it is surely time wasted waiting for it to happen. Get the first shot in and you will feel better for it. Solomon II wrote about he ghosted every relationship except one and on that one, the women got wounding shot in on him. Ghost, cut the cord, and don’t look back. Words can leave scars that last for the rest of your life. Don’t wait around to get wounded.
We can all laugh about the wall that women have, but you have your own wall. The advice of the author of He’s Just Not That Into You had this classic hard edged advice line for women that were pining and rationalizing over that Alpha and hanging, waiting, “Don’t waste the pretty”. Meaning “Your wall is coming. Accept reality and use the power you have while you have it to secure a relationship”
The same sort of goes for you. It is better to leave earlier than later in every way. Your options are always greater when younger. Your market value even at work is tied to your SMV. “Dont waste your pretty” either.
The key advice in this whole post is Never Marry.. Never. Duh??
But whatever the type of relationship, if you see these 3 above signs,
GET THE FUCK OUT.
Don’t even get in a long conversation much less an argument. Set it in your head that it is over, and you are gone and over like $2.00 a gallon gasoline. What was ain’t coming back.
Your time, your money, your sense of self respect are better spent getting gone and getting better.
-Find a cheap place to live and get in that motherfucker and stay in it. You can get a better place later. Money will be a factor during this time. Don’t rush out and get a playboy pad, yet.
-Get to the gym. Everyday. Eat protein powder. As your body changes you will feel better about you. In 90 days, if you go everyday, you will have a different body. Nothing is more important other than work.
-Solidify shit at work. Stay in the motherfucker. Stay late. Then the gym. And that’s a day. Get up early. Do not be late to work during this time.
-Even stay away from alcohol for a while (see the above rule). Do not rush out to clubs thinking “I’m gonna get me some new pussy.” You’re a fucking beta or you wouldn’t be in this situation. Nothing is worse than being heart sick, drunk, and alone, at closing, after being a drooling beta in a night club. This is exactly when you fuck up. Stay home.
-Get control of your life. All therapists say death, loss of a job, and loss of a relationship are the 3 times that people go through the most stress. Do not add to it. Do it by the numbers. It is a process you have to go through and it can’t be short cut. Half of the problems people have could be solved with the ability to sit in a room alone. One of these days, life will force that on you. Learn to do it now. Work. Gym. Game Study. That’s 1 day. After 90 days, you’re done. Nothing bad happens when you are in your place alone. Nobody fucks with you. Nobody wants money from you. You are not getting arrested. You are not wrecking your car. You are not being an idiot.
-Start reading Game blogs, Sosuave, Reddit/seduction, 60 minutes of seduction, Immerse yourself in it. Besides getting game, it reinforces your choice to have left. OneItis is a serious addiction. The 3 BOTM candidates are testimony to the pull it has on men. Comment. Ask for help. Ask for support. We are fucking here for you. Motherfucker, we will be the only ones on your side. Never forget. Many of us have been through it.
-Say no to everything from the woman. No. Even if you are married. Even if you have kids. Say no. Stay away. Don’t go mow the grass. Don’t pick up the kids. Give her no money. Say no. You will need every dime. If a divorce is impending then you have massive expenses. Pay when you get that court order to pay and only pay that amount. Say no to everything else. Do not get played. Do not get manipulated. That life is over. You have a new one that has to be fed. No good deeds will bring it back. Don’t be a stupid white knight to bitch that means you harm and will harm you. Stay the fuck away. If you go over there, I guarantee you will feel pain, guilt, emotions. You didn’t choose this even though you left. This is not your doing. You don’t have make the bad decisions that woman make OK.
A comment yesterday said “Betas neglect their life to devote everything to their women. When it is over then their life is trashed:”.
I cannot overemphasis the importance of that saying. This is where you will fuck up in your life. There is where you make bad choices, have wrecks, get DUIs, this is where the loneliness you will feel will send you into desperation and you will not think rationally.
You have to rebuild your life and do it in a manner, not of sticks and string, but concrete and steel. And never let any woman tear it down again.
Don’t let me read about your dumb ass on this blog as a candidate for Beta of The Month.
Good stuff, bro. Agree, agree, and agree.
“Has a more fitting typo ever been seen in print?” and “The flail is strong with this one.”
Love.
About time you ripped on religitards.
Is it beta to kiss your girlfriend’s vagina good night? What if you’re an alpha male who pecks his girlfriend’s vagina good night?
Please respond.
The only alpha way to tell your woman’s vagina goodnight is…
RAPE!
+1 lol
CH woman needs a mans strength? CH take these apart
http://myshaadi.in/main/indian-wedding-blog/view/8/The-Seven-Vows-of-Hindu-Marriage#!prettyPhoto
http://ibelievethat.in/seven-the-7-promises
who is to provide strength and emotional support to whom?
man that is hot i’m freaking jealous
add something about the afterlife and it would be on fire
i still don’t get why religions don’t talk much about being able to be with your spouse in the afterlife more
i mean if you love the woman then why not
but the mormons got that anyone else do it besides me
Now I have a deep respect for my father. He never bought my mother a single gift, he forgot every single anniversary. He didn’t even try to be romantic or even respectful to her. If that’s not an alpha, I don’t know what is.
It is also notable that they’re both virgins before they met lol, and both can’t be bothered to cheat because making a shitload of money is much more exciting than sex. The fuck, right?
It is a sad state of affairs when hedonistic Lotharios know more about the dynamics of male-female relationships than your common church pastor.
It seems the leaders of the church have become beta to the collection plate.
‘You must teach Catholic/Christian men to rule their wives.’
There’s the problem: Christians aren’t supposed to marry. Christ doesn’t advocate marriage, he recommends celibacy, and St Paul says only marry if you have a ‘burning desire’. The New Testament is clear on this, celibacy is better than marriage. So the Christians who promote marriage, childbirth, and ‘pairing up’ etc are more jewish than they are Christian, and the Catholics even more so (this isn’t a dig at Catholics, who get far more stick than they deserve, just an observation on their practices).
But in the spirit of offering constructive adivce and not just being picky, I’d recommend that the emasculated church-goers get in contact with the angels (who are probably the same beings as the Gods of the pagan world), and get some Odinic fire and fury in their loins. That’ll cause their spouses to look at them in a whole new light, not to mention it’ll add some passion in the bedroom.
I’m sure this is a fruit a lot of women want.
http://deadspin.com/5988729/this-is-what-happens-when-newspaper-design-tries-to-get-creative
have you seen the Direct TV ad where wacky inflatable arm waving guy rapes that woman? and she feels that cable is worse than that.
Wow. Just wow. Okay, first, I cannot believe the catholic guy is not winning the poll. Wow. That’s who I voted for. Second, this blog is spit-out-your-coffee hilarious. Just pure gold, dude. Wow. (It’s also not funny at all, and it’s very sad, that modern women are indeed this way.)
Serious question for you, CH: If the catholic guy hogtied his wife or tied her spread eagle to the bed and had his way with her mouth (ph*cked her face, let’s say) for 24 hours, would that save the marriage, or is it too late?
If he’s unlucky enough, she would sue him for domestic abuse. If his luck is worse, she might have bitten his dick off. You’d never know how crazy women can be.
I figure I’ll add this link in honor of ” Beta of the Month “, enjoy !!
http://jezebel.com/5987888/if-you-want-a-more-thoughtful-boyfriend-try-pegging-him?tag=genderal-interest
Already been covered here.
I might need to recast my vote as a tie. The proposal video is flat-out hurl inducing. Just puked out my stomach.
Greetings from Ireland.
It’s great to see BOTM back again – why did it ever stop? the abundance of betatude is such that there is an infinite supply of it, and greater need of its exposure than ever.
Having viewed the three specimens I deem number 2 to be the worst of all. Why?
Other factors mitigate 1 and 3.
With 1, his catholic indoctrination has fucked him up. He is waking up to a new consciousness and is realising how much the Roman catholic church has damaged him.
With 3, this is a freak show and hardly qualifies within the normal paradigm of betatude.
But 2 … well, this ticks all the boxes.
(1) Proposing in public, as a form of group orgy. Alphas either never propose, or wait twenty years until she’s raised three children who all strongly resemble him, or propose like my dad (“in our house, I’ll choose the taps” – mega, nice one dad!) When alphas DO propose, it’s on their terms entirely and it’s private. Think of a previous BOTM superstar who proposed to his fug in front of a football match, stroked her shoulder, got slapped and then the Sesame Street sound effects department provided the “waa waa waa waaaaaaaaaaa” sad trombone;
(2) Developing an obsession about a woman with, er, mediocre physical attributes;
(3) Involving your friends;
(4) Having the type of friends who would think this is cool (did you hear their reedy, squeaky voices? LOL)
(5) Feeling that this is worth displaying at all.
When I was a teenager I went to a secondary school in Dublin which had a very clever game plan – it marketed itself as exclusive and hard to get into . When you got in it was incompetently run and wild. I got nothing from it except an abiding hatred of the Roman catholic church (not necessarily a bad thing to acquire in one’s adolescence, in retrospect);
For six years we had a form tutor who:-
(1) Never learnt to drive;
(2) Never left home, living with his pious parents and spinster sister;
(3) Was unable to deal with stronger and more aggressive colleagues or pupils;
(4) Went to mass every day;
(5) Was a mediocre teacher;
(6) Spent his entire life in the school or with school activities. With the younger kids of his form (that is aged about 11 to 14) he organised annual holidays – just himself and the boys – at remote youth hostels and cottages. He organised these things on his own initiative, at least three times a year. He was always particularly keen that I should attend. I always refused but at the age of 14 he finally managed to bully me into attending a weekend away. I relented and spent the weekend away from him and his groomed pets, at the far end of the cottage with all the rockers and freaks. They taught me to smoke;
(7) Put on the school musical and school play each year, despite having no talent whatsoever and staging works of three hour lengths with no quality;
(8) Was obese and never did a day’s gym in his life;
(9) Died in 2011 from undetected diabetes which five minutes in a doctor’s surgery would have discovered;
This thing was exalted as an example of how to live. Is it any wonder the Roman catholic church has ruined so many lives?
When we finished, me being 17, this schlub of a teacher sent us away with a photocopy book of photos he had taken of us since we were eleven. These pictures included him in them and included his trips away. In it he said that he would pray that we remain devoted to a life in the catholic church. When I got home I took relish in tearing every page out carefully and burning them slowly. Even at 17 he revolted me.
He organised past-pupil reunions and, in 1998, wrote to me demanding that I (then aged 25) buy a CD that the school was hawking to raise more money, attend one of those awful, purgatorial shows of his, and attend a reunion he was organising in a pub. I wrote – politely – and asked him not to contact me again.
He went beserk. He wrote me a long rambling, passive aggressive letter (beta! beta! beta!) telling me how hurt he was by me and how he deserved more. I replied shortly and told him, briefly, not to contact me again. He contacted me again two years later.
This time I was the one to go beserk and I got the school management to intervene to stop him.
Why mention all this? This now-dead teacher was a combination of (1) and (2) – roman catholic victim with fucked up beta-herb who relies on external monuments for self-assurance.
It is always interesting to remember the guys in our form who hated our form tutor (me included). One was a big, likeable jock who fucked any pussy that came near him and had three children by the age of 19 (Alpha!!) Another was a rapper who warned me (sensing my gayness) to be careful … The third was me – the official faggot. (Although I only came out fully at 25)
Figure it out.
Korean Beta luminary goes all out to propose to his hard 6 western girlfriend:
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDBcP7Q7_0E&w=560&h=315%5D
made her wait 9 years to propose and she still lookin good thats the way to do it i suppose
if your gonna
i like being romantc it elevates those moments in time in life above the mundane
those moments do not always have to be excesses of a sexual nature only
First time visitor at this site. Only comment is that it’s tough to stomach reading about these (what do you call them? betas?). That last whiny one makes my skin crawl.
Interestingly I went from lesser alpha to greater beta as I got older. When I was 18-23 I was ruthless with women. I would bang 7s and 8s with not much difficulty, was ripped, arrogant, cocky, badboy. My father was a wealthy businessman and I was uber confident about the future. I at the time could get practically any girl that I wanted (with the exception of the baddest babes which was fine with me being 5ft 9). My first girlfriend was a virgin and cute. My second gf was a slut that i pumped and dumped viciously at the age of 21. My 3rd gf was one of the hottest girls in my social network (she was 21 at her prime) and I had my orbiters and would still hook up with other girls.
At the age of 24 I dated a former hip hop dancer with a near 9 body, 7.5 face. Marriage material, relationship failed after my career nosedived. Went to law school, got stuck with student loans, poor career prospects plus my fathers wealth got sliced into two by the crash.
Now Im 30 and dating a near 10 hair and make up model. She has a daughter aged 6 from a guy she dumped. Interesting how in the past I would have never dated a single mom but now I accept. Such is the fate of one who loses faith in himself. I know I can get girls (my looks and charm and aggressiveness will never fail me) but I fear keeping them due to my poor career prospects. CH should consider income in alphaness.