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Posted in Beta Of The Year Contest on May 5th, 2009
Drumroll please. Presenting the reader submitted nominees for the April 2009 Beta of the Month contest… April 2009 BOTM Candidate #1 was submitted by reader Ben. It’s our first video submission for BOTM. It needs no introduction. I dare you to watch this all the way through without retching. If you’re short on time, start … Read more
Posted in Beta Of The Year Contest on Apr 29th, 2009
The crack team at Chez Pussyhound fell asleep on the job and neglected to do followup posts announcing the BIG BETA WIENERS for the February and March 2009 BOTM contests. What best exemplifies the Beta of the Month? An unerring devotion to the betrayal of his masculine essence. A complete lack of shame. A willingness … Read more
Posted in Beta Of The Year Contest on Apr 3rd, 2009
Here are the reader submitted nominees for the March 2009 Beta of the Month face-off. March 2009 BOTM Candidate #1 was submitted by commenter Paul L. It’s a case study of a wretchedly nauseating beta marrying the ballcutting cybersuccubus who rides the rancid menstrual flow at the feministing coven. I mean, just take a look at this guy … Read more
Posted in Beta Of The Year Contest on Mar 3rd, 2009
The nominees for the February Beta of the Month in the 2009 Beta of the Year contest are in. Keep your submissions rolling in, folks. February 2009 BOTM Candidate #1 was submitted by commenter 11minutes. A regular Joe gets cheated on, but what vaults this guy into the rarified stratosphere of Beta of the Month is … Read more
Posted in Beta Of The Year Contest on Feb 3rd, 2009
The Beta of the Month award is given to those “men” who best exemplify the loser qualities and weak character of the beta male. Loathed and unloved by women, their suffering, like their sexual release, is often self-administered. It was a tight race, but in the end the sniveling beta who supported and continued to obsess … Read more
Posted in Beta Of The Year Contest on Jan 30th, 2009
When I introduced the Beta Of The Year contest, readers were very enthusiastic. I got more submissions than I expected and sifting through them all to find the most nauseating betas to hold up for public ridicule turned out to be a bigger job than I anticipated. Trust me, this was not pleasant reading. As you know, … Read more
Posted in Beta, Beta Of The Year Contest on Dec 24th, 2008
Randall Parker, writer of two blogs that I read (Parapundit.com and Futurepundit.com), suggested I run a BOTY on-going contest in which the readers submit links to beta candidates. I liked the idea, so I’ve set up a separate page at the top and right of my blog where you can leave your links to betas in … Read more
