Posted in Beta Of The Year Contest on Aug 7th, 2009
I had to slog through a lot of reader submissions to choose two candidates for the July 2009 BOTM. How much am I getting paid for this again? First, the winner of the June 2009 BOTM was Ryan Stokes , the Australian billionaire media heir who hitched himself to a world class cunt and couldn’t […]
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Posted in Beta Of The Year Contest on Jun 30th, 2009
June coughed up a bevy of magnificent betas! There were so many good choices, I’ve expanded this month’s voting to a three-way contest. Before we get to the reader submitted June candidates , it’s time to announce the May 2009 BOTM winner : Congratulations, Edmund Andrews , reporter for the New York Beta Times (AKA […]
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Posted in Beta Of The Year Contest on May 28th, 2009
The April 2009 BOTM contest was a runaway . Mr. “Don’t Judge an Alpha by His Cover” won with his stirring video loveletter to an ex. Has there been a more repugnant — or cheesier — case of oneitis? Congratulations to reader Ben for that submission. And now, the reader submitted nominees for the May […]
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Posted in Beta Of The Year Contest on May 5th, 2009
Drumroll please. Presenting the reader submitted nominees for the April 2009 Beta of the Month contest… April 2009 BOTM Candidate #1 was submitted by reader Ben . It’s our first video submission for BOTM. It needs no introduction. I dare you to watch this all the way through without retching. If you’re short on time, […]
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Posted in Beta Of The Year Contest on Apr 29th, 2009
The crack team at Chez Pussyhound fell asleep on the job and neglected to do followup posts announcing the BIG BETA WIENERS for the February and March 2009 BOTM contests. What best exemplifies the Beta of the Month? An unerring devotion to the betrayal of his masculine essence. A complete lack of shame. A willingness […]
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Posted in Beta Of The Year Contest on Apr 3rd, 2009
Here are the reader submitted nominees for the March 2009 Beta of the Month face-off. March 2009 BOTM Candidate #1 was submitted by commenter Paul L. It’s a case study of a wretchedly nauseating beta marrying the ballcutting cybersuccubus who rides the rancid menstrual flow at the feministing coven . I mean, just take a […]
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Posted in Beta Of The Year Contest on Mar 3rd, 2009
The nominees for the February Beta of the Month in the 2009 Beta of the Year contest are in. Keep your submissions rolling in, folks. February 2009 BOTM Candidate #1 was submitted by commenter 11minutes . A regular Joe gets cheated on, but what vaults this guy into the rarified stratosphere of Beta of the […]
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Posted in Beta Of The Year Contest on Feb 3rd, 2009
The Beta of the Month award is given to those “men” who best exemplify the loser qualities and weak character of the beta male. Loathed and unloved by women, their suffering, like their sexual release, is often self-administered. It was a tight race, but in the end the sniveling beta who supported and continued to […]
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Posted in Beta Of The Year Contest on Jan 30th, 2009
When I introduced the Beta Of The Year contest , readers were very enthusiastic. I got more submissions than I expected and sifting through them all to find the most nauseating betas to hold up for public ridicule turned out to be a bigger job than I anticipated. Trust me, this was not pleasant reading. […]
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Posted in Beta, Beta Of The Year Contest on Dec 24th, 2008
Randall Parker, writer of two blogs that I read ( Parapundit.com and Futurepundit.com ), suggested I run a BOTY on-going contest in which the readers submit links to beta candidates. I liked the idea, so I’ve set up a separate page at the top and right of my blog where you can leave your links […]
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