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Posted in Beta, Beta Of The Year Contest, Videos on Jun 21st, 2018
There’s no need for a contest in this edition of Beta of the Month; Joe Scarborough wins it running away. You’ve seen this before, in previous Chateau Heartiste Beta of the Month posts. Uxorious Joe Scarborough is the beta, Bleeding NipAndTuckface Mika the repulsed woman spurning his ingratiating, conciliatory romantic gestures. Painfully beta, but did … Read more
Posted in Beta Of The Year Contest on Aug 17th, 2015
We’ve got some real wieners featured in this edition of Beta of the Month. BOTM Candidate #1: #excepthesnot anything but an emotional tampon for this chick. This thinly-veiled sneer directed at lovable but unfuckable beta males is a mini-trend among women. It’s become a cottage industry for girls to preemptively mock-upgrade sexually malnourished male friends … Read more
Posted in Beta Of The Year Contest on Jan 2nd, 2015
2014 is in the history books, and that means it’s time to put the travails of the past year’s most pathetic beta males on display in a cleansing ritual of public humiliation. *** BOTY Candidate #1 is Jason Stanford, a real shitlib who spends two pages excusing his wife’s decision to leave him forever for … Read more
Posted in Beta Of The Year Contest on Jul 29th, 2014
We’ve got a trifecta of beta males this month vying for #1 Beta. You sit in judgment. It’s all good, sadistic fun, but remember, one of these betas could stumble across this site, read their demolition and experience a rebirth. You might just save a life today. BOTM Candidate #1 is Nick Viall, the runner-up … Read more
Posted in Beta Of The Year Contest on Oct 10th, 2013
Not to gloat over my prowess at uncovering the world’s cringeworthiest beta males, but I think you readers will find it particularly difficult in this edition of Beta of the Month to stare at these train wrecks without averting your eyes. BOTM Candidate #1 is a Rainman Jr. looking guy who earned his FIRST HUG … Read more
Posted in Beta Of The Year Contest on Aug 30th, 2013
Occasionally, CH showcases truly abhorrent beta males as “teachable moments” for the gathered readership, with the hope that readers will learn what kinds of behavior to avoid in their dealings with women (and men). This edition of Beta Of The Month (BOTM) features a smashmuff vagina-off between not two, not three, but FIVE detestable beta … Read more
Posted in Beta Of The Year Contest, Marriage Is For Chumps, Misandry on Jul 8th, 2013
Is it really good for the children to see their father so pathetically emasculated on a daily basis? That’s the question that swirls around July’s Beta of the Month candidate, a broken man who continues living under the same roof (for which he likely foots the full bill) with his happy ex-wife in a refitted … Read more
Posted in Beta Of The Year Contest on Mar 5th, 2013
The readers squalled, and their demands were answered: Beta of the Month is back in a big way. And why not? There’s nothing like a real life story ripped from the headlines to illuminate the reality of female hypergamy for strong and desirable alpha males, and the dire self-inflicted powerlessness of beta males which pushes … Read more
Posted in Beta Of The Year Contest, Marriage Is For Chumps, The Id Monster, Ugly Truths on Jan 9th, 2013
You’ve got to have a strong stomach to make it through this edition of BOTM. This segment will hit a lot of buttons, as well it should. In a Slate “Dear Prudence” mailbag, a woman writes for advice from Prudie (Emily Yoffe) on how to break the news of her cheating whoreishness to her kids … Read more
Posted in Beta Of The Year Contest, Misandry, The Pleasure Principle on Feb 2nd, 2012
There are apparently asexuals among us. They claim they have no interest in sex, and it’s not a psychological coping mechanism for involuntary celibacy. Jenni is one of the estimated 1% of people in the UK who identify themselves as asexual. Asexuality is described as an orientation, unlike celibacy which is a choice. “People say ‘well if … Read more
