Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Alpha, Current Events, Funny/Lolblogs, Videos on Jan 27th, 2017
Our SOTM is this soldier of subversion, crashing a Shia LePoofter outdoor shitlib art show to drive the congregants insane in the membrane. Nomination for Shitlord of the month@ChateauEmissary pic.twitter.com/3Jw5TlZdhW — Secret Agent Skippy (@kweenslandah) January 27, 2017 Watch the video to the end for the climactic shiv twist! Let’s zoom in on this mischievous … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Biomechanics is God, Girls, Love, The Pleasure Principle, Trumperica on Jan 22nd, 2017
First, can I just say how UPLIFTING (heh) it is to look at First Lady Melania instead of Harambe Trapezius? A guy could get used to this. Second, every man who’s lived a day in his life knows that look of a woman rocked by a silent, seismic tingle of love rushing on a current … Read more
What should a father do when the daughter he raised and poured his heart into grows up to burn the coal? Support her? HAHAHAHAHAHA…. no. How about cut her off. Allie Dowdle just wants to go to college and date the boy she wants to date. How nonjudgmental. Does that include dating serial killer boys? … Read more
Has Skittles Man met his aloof and indifferent match in the form of Pencil Sketch Man, or is this just a try-hard underemployed hipster beta male placating his demanding girlfriend on the cheap? My favorite comment was from someone who zoomed in on the boyfriend’s self-portrait and wrote “when u nut but she keep suckin”. … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Psy Ops, The Id Monster, Tool Time, Trumperica on Dec 15th, 2016
Revenge against those who have done wrong by you is not only personally satisfying, it’s an effective social strategy for dealing with assorted sociopaths and psychopaths. Case in point: Yer ever-so-‘umble narrator was proven right once again when I mused that Trump’s rumored consideration of Mitt Romney for Secretary of State was nothing less than … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Beta, Game, Rules of Manhood, Trumperica on Nov 21st, 2016
Via 28Sherman, a series of photos of Trump and Romney shaking hands, with their faces cropped out, and a challenge to the viewer to determine who is who by the attributes of the handshake. I bet most CH readers will ace this Spot the Alpha test with barely a cortical strain. Pulling the hand of … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Funny/Lolblogs, Hope and Change on Nov 20th, 2016
Australian Trump supporters real fired up in Melbourne today, gotta take ya helmet off for this bloke pic.twitter.com/uaI6x2dYMh — very australian man™ (@AusAesthetics) November 20, 2016 BASED OZZIES The Trumpening knows no national boundaries. It is the call of the masculine, a return to a high T world our smug no-T snarkmeisters thought they had … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Beta, Biomechanics is God, Rules of Manhood on Jul 19th, 2016
Within these hallowed stony Chateau halls, scribes once labored to define for a general audience the characteristics of the alpha male, the beta male, and the rest of the men who reside somewhere along the SMV (sexual market value) ball curve of male desirability. Due to this enduring confusion about what makes an alpha, I submit … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Biomechanics is God, The Pleasure Principle on Jul 18th, 2016
That’s Serge Gainsbourg and Jane Birkin. Photo was taken sometime in the 1970s, I’d guess. As a psychological experiment, its raw unapologetic essence can’t be topped for rudely revealing the fundamental psychosexual difference shaping male and female desire. Both men and women — at least normal, sexually dimorphic men and women and not bitter androgynous … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Beta, Biomechanics is God, Girls, Lolita, Love, Psy Ops, Rules of Manhood on Jul 18th, 2016
Here is a photo of a just-married man with his blushing bride. Did you cringe while looking at it? That’s understandable. Her body language drops at least three clues that this marriage is doomed to roll off the divorce disassembly line. He’s leaning into her (and her head is arching away from his kiss). She’s … Read more
