Within these hallowed stony Chateau halls, scribes once labored to define for a general audience the characteristics of the alpha male, the beta male, and the rest of the men who reside somewhere along the SMV (sexual market value) ball curve of male desirability.
Due to this enduring confusion about what makes an alpha, I submit the following system, in the form of a handy chart, to help clear the air. It hits on the three major factors influencing male rank — how hot are the women he can attract, how strong is that attraction for him, and how many of those women find him attractive.
Keep in mind that there is no line in the sand that separates betas from alphas — the distribution of men by their attractiveness to women follows an uneven continuum where at the extremes a small percentage of alphas monopolize an immense number of quality women and a much larger blob of omegas struggle to rut with warpigs.
It was an accurate definition that by dint of its perspicacity was also arid. Many house guests felt intellectually nourished but emotionally disconnected by an explanation of male attractiveness that lacked sensate grounding to earthy personal observation. With that shortcoming in mind, I present a more poetic definition of male sexual market value: The Beach Body Metric. The sorting remains the same, but the measurement has changed.
Omega male: Girlfriend is never beach body ready
Beta male: Girlfriend is beach body ready in the summer
Alpha male: Girlfriend is ready for the beach year round
For those of you (newbs) who thought “beach body metric” referred to men’s physiques….HAHA much to learn you have. In the realm of romantic desire, men are visual; women are holistic. This means a beach body ready woman is likely to be dating a HSMV man, but the inverse — a beach body ready man — is not necessarily as good a bet to be dating a HSMV woman.
More succinctly, female beach body beauty is a LEADING INDICATOR of female romantic success. A hot woman with a perfect 0.7 waste-hip ratio and a BMI in the 17-23 range is as good as a royal flush to win the love of winner men.
Male physique is more accurately a LAGGING INDICATOR of male romantic success. That is, men who have the full suite of attractiveness traits that women love are likely to be confident men who think too highly of themselves to let their body go to shit.
The Beach Body Metric reasoning is simple:
A low value man will be stuck dating no one, or dating only fat and ugly women who have no intention, nor motivation, to shape up and re-assume a natural hair color. A man on the beach in the company of a land whale is almost guaranteed to be a loser.
A middling value man will be with a girl who still feels enough self-esteem to at least try and look good when it matters (such as on the beach). The problem for the middling beta male is that the circumscribed and temporary allegiance of his girlfriend to shaping up is a telltale sign she’s more interested in looking good FOR OTHER MEN. The rest of the year she proves by her lack of interest in looking good that she doesn’t much value her beta boyfriend’s needs.
A high value man will be with a girl who looks beach body ready ALL THE TIME. She rarely has a downtime (maybe for a few days after popping out his alpha triplets). Her commitment to looking good year-round is a major cue that she’s primarily interested in looking good FOR HER MAN, fearing (rightfully) that if she lets herself go, he’ll let himself go away. She RESPECTS her man’s sexual desire, and strives to fulfill his desire’s preconditions. Anti-feminist? You bet! Pro-healthy relationship? You bet! No accident feminism and healthy loving relationships are diametrically opposed.
If you are a man with a GF who’s never beach body ready, kill yourself.
If you are a man with a GF who only frets about her figure when summer approaches, learn Game.
If you are a man with a GF who tries her darndest to look good all the time, pinch the iota of baby fat on her ass as a gentle jerkboy reminder to keep it up.
I find simply commenting on how hot some friend of hers looked in that outfit a few days ago works wonders.
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The exact same outfit? We’re talking about Mrs Danger and her friends, right?
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You can do the same thing in reverse… ask what happened to her friend, she sick, she looks so old, so terrible… whatever she says just give her a discerning ‘huh”… and go about your day.
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Ah, very nice.
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I’ve also found that refusing to eat garbage or skip the gym when she wants to generates just enough dread to keep her slim.
At the grocery store when she reaches for a candy bar, for example. “Babe, those are big girl snacks,” then I shake my head disapprovingly. She pouts for a minute. Later, though, she says she’s grateful we both care about fitness.
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The trick is to make the hamster spin for you and less is more that way.
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The trick is to make the hamster spin for you and less is more that way.
Yes, it’s easily overdone so context is important. But it’s fine to remind her of your standards occasionally.
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CO, any outfit will do on the other woman, as will any other woman. My wife doesn’t socialize much, which I consider a good thing because it is bitchy jealous girlfriends who are a husband’s worst enemy. All you have to do is notice that she looked nice at all. I can’t even say Melania Trump is hot without a discussion and detailed analysis of Melania’s beauty flaws.
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This is so true. I knew this beta ass guy who only dates fat girls and gets insecure when she watches a movie with Ryan Gosling in it. I’ve seen guys that had just ok bodies (not fat, not thin, not jacked but “healthy”) with 10/10 chicks on the beach because they were alpha as fuck.
If you worry more about how other guys are staring at your girl on the beach than you are having a good time and doing “you” your parents have failed you.
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Yeah. Being alpha has little to do with your muscles.
Stay fit, exercise regularly. That’s about it.
Funny how some men think it will rain pussy once they can bench X. The gym version of a keyboard jockey.
Those hundreds of hours in the gym would be 100x better spent on building your career, reading and gaming.
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You have to be dominant at the core. I know guys who look better than I do, but are so socially inept, they end up fucking fat girls.
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brah, needed some visual metrics
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Booh ya.
Crack open ‘nuddah’ ahs col’ Bud and heave ‘nuddah’ triple-extra-bacon cheeseburger down the ole gullet, Paleo-Dog !
Bishes beddah be beach body ready when you slappem’ with your …..what? ….300 pounds of Alpha.
Before you go all cry-baby ‘game denial’, it is certainly true that a man’s looks matter to women LESS than a woman’s looks matter to men, but they still matter a T O N !!!
Hawt Boy wins 99 % of the time.
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Alpha male wins 99% of the time. If he’s got the looks, all the better for him, not necessarily easier.
Women need more than looks.
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Nope. Women want the six pack abs, not the six pack. Game only works for ugly dudes with money and have been blessed with moxie to successfully pull it off. Men with looks with little game are far better off with ugly guys with any game.
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hah!
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Looks just give you an easier foot in the door.
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Game matters more than looks. Handsome body builders with weak subcomms get dumped a lot.
Subpar looks requires above-par game. Competent Game can easily overcome a looks deficit. Ask Henry Kissinger.
If a man is too good looking, it actually hurts him because a girl doesn’t want a man she’s with to look better than she does.
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“subcomm” == ???
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sub-communications; body language, tone, eye contact, dominance, confidence signals, entitlement to female attention
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My success rate is pretty tied to how good I look at the particular moment. Granted this is after I learned game.
I was very good looking in college and couldn’t get laid to save my life cause I had no idea what I was doing with women. Now I”m guessing it’s so highly correlated because my confidence goes up as my fitness level does but I’d have a very hard time un-linking them so I try to stay fit.
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My success rate is pretty tied to how good I look at the particular moment.
Because your subcomms are based on how good you think you look.
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Frets.
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Everyone can shut up now. pic.twitter.com/y5ib9X7NEf
— Drunk America™ (@Drunk_America) July 19, 2016
Lulz…
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On that last point, even when your GF is beach ready year-round, as mine is (and hot tub ready year-round), you still get the occasional “hmmm, I just need to lose 5 pounds” beta bait.
Even when she’s eating right, exercising and/or doing yoga daily (as mine is), the hamster can’t help but go fishing every now and then to see if you’ll bite.
Correct answer:
“No you don’t. You need to lose 6 pounds.”
Faux indignation follows.
Proceed to enjoy an extra good bang that night.
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+1. This brought out a hearty laugh. Solid!
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stolen…!
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Last weekend: at the pool and perfect beach body girl is telling me she’s put on 10 pounds in the last year, tells me to guess her weight. Me (intentionally guessing 10 pounds high): “130.” Her: “No!” “140?” “NOOOOO!” “150???” Arm punch, swoon, you know the rest….
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Exceptions: butterfaces
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An ancient term from the Book of Stern.
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I feel like I’m living in the damn Bizarro world this summer. What many girls now consider beach body ready would have been called fat back in my HS years (80s). So many of these young girls have such fat jigger asses.
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Was on the subway this afternoon in NYC. Just about 50/50 fat vs. fit. No joke. And not just tourists either.
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If you are a man with a GF who’s never beach body ready, kill yourself.
I would advise him to dump his current GF, learn game and work out, but OK…
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Cosigned.
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You would never want to see the Hot Pink haired dyke known as TSW beach body ready.
Unless you like to see a bloated beached whale whose well baked guts are ready to go splodey.
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Hmmm…. Imgur seems to have altered their software package.
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Always laugh at your pics Cap
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Question to posters:
Which would choose: you have a great beach body and your GF is average or you look average, but your GF is smokin?
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faggot
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The beach body. Women are largely replaceable. Your health is largely not.
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> “Women are largely replaceable.” ——— The key word there is LARGELY. In the exceptionally rare occasion when you meet a nice girl from a good family with whom you have true natural chemistry, you need to summon all of your mad Game skillz and move quickly to seal the deal.
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Both
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Seeing her naked is all by itself a ticket on the road to Vahalla.
I mean, that is, if she really is an angel.
Angels are rare.
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Again, it is funny that conservative women think this kind of thing will matter after the revolution. No more supermodels who should be home with white babies dominating political discussion. Lolzozozoz Exclusive — Megyn Against the World at Fox: Anchor Rebellion, Creation of Competitor Network Looms Amid Ailes Ouster Rumors – Breitbart
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/07/19/exclusive-megyn-world-fox-anchor-rebellion-creation-competitor-network-looms-amid-ailes-ouster-rumors/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+breitbart+%28Breitbart+News%29
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scrolling through the live feed and just could not stop r-o-f-l-m-f-a-o
http://bbs.dailystormer.com/t/gop-convention-day-2-live-live-live/41706/136
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ROFL, indeed. Some of that stuff is great.
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Nope. They will surely call this a genocide. Have no doubt.
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My last LTR would tan in a bed and she asked me “Nude or bikini?” Bikini is THE ticket, that white and tan in the dark is wonderful.
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Do not like to post politic on game, but 3 white weapon attacks in less than two days. Two in France and one in Germany. We are now at the point where the West really begins to look like third world shitholes. Knife attacks are pretty common in muslim countries as a jihad way. The next: economy. Then institutions, public services and overall corruption.
This is the first time that I fear of suffer a islamic attack, the randomness of this kind of attacks make me paranoid each time I get in a bus with moslems.
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PS I’ve seen betas with hot women but never alphas with ugly women. Any man who dates feminist beauties on average is not an alpha. Not matters anything else about him. You are not an alpha if you mate chairs, sex dolls, or goats. Not matter how successful you are at, because is out of the game of biological straightness and so alphaness. This goes for you Strap✡n and also for mammoth faggot manbooba.
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Nuke the shit out of the mud races and be done with them. Fascism rules.
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Yeah but in the short term I thinking to buy one of these:
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They are heavy. That shirt weighs 20 kilos.
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Oh yeah and those betas dating feminist hotties are often in the “open relaaaaationship” fuck that shit
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I was actually talking about “hotties according to non patriarchal standards of beauty”. Lolz
The other thing is almost impossible to see. Maybe with some hippie chicks.
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Frankly there´s still not enough!
The goddamn fast asleep meek Gutmenschen here need MOAR death and rape to get their fucking asses in gear and throw (((Merkel))) and her spite-lickers out, or the only other option will be actual civil war and Muslim-Kristall Nacht.
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Where are all those good strapping Burschen from Unterfranken that shoot the Autobahn signs?
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http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2016/07/18/ontario-woman-accused-of-urging-men-on-craigslist-to-rape-ex-boyfriends-pregnant-wife-appears-in-court/
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Trump kids are killing it. Victory is certain. #winning
Rudy, Newt. Ben.
We are killing it. Jews are wailing on faceberg. lolzozozozoz
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Even the blacks at my work talk shit about Jews lol
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lolzozozoz http://www.theoccidentalobserver.net/2014/04/is-immigration-really-a-jewish-value/
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http://www.theoccidentalobserver.net/2014/05/reflections-on-some-aspects-of-jewish-self-deception-part-5-self-deception-in-jewish-participation-in-politics/
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New Trump hat:
“We’re gonna get it all back.”
#motherfuckingwinning
#weknowwhat(((you)))did
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Donald Trump, Jr. for President, 2032.
#winning
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You heard it here first.
-Publius
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Seems like the whole line of kids would make a fine dynasty… especially to a country who has only witnesses the empty-headed Bushes, the vile Clintons, and the paper-tiger Kennedys.
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Donny Jr certainly has the chops for it. Gave a damn fine speech last night.
In fact, I never thought I would have enjoyed watching something like the roll call last night like I wound up enjoying.
Watching the kids put poppa over the top was sweet.
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A liberal lesbian on work even complimented his speech
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Men, Trump is going to absolutely destroy Hillary in the debates. It will be brutal. And she deserves it. As a lifeline agent of white genocide, she is an enemy. A communist confronts you, she is your enemy. An enemy deserves no mercy.
I predicted it first, last September: I repeat that, during a debate, I predict Hillary will suffer an actual “medical” event or some kind of humiliation that will cause the (((media))) to consider cutting the live feed. Either she will become faint and pass out, or she will be rendered speechless for some humiliating length of time (over 25 seconds) and/or she will cry. Literally.
Conventions: Trump has 9 beautiful, articulate men and women to speak eloquently simply using his family. Compare what Hillary is going to do. lolzozozozoz the Democrat convention will literally be a collection of losers, misfits, and anti-American traitors who are loyal to Israel and the tribe. Think about it. How could any person with an IQ over 85 be for Hillary this year, now, in 2016, with everything we know now?
#takingbackourcountry
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Hitlary has Bill.
I don´t think that lying rapist (not the good kind) will live to see the end of the year. Hopefully his death won´t give the bitch some kind of widow bonus with the morons.
*popcorn
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“(Not the good kind)”. Ha ha ha.
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I decided to watch a bit of the convention last night…
… where it not for Trump’s family and a few of the non-politician speakers, hoo boy… what a cuck and snooze fest!
Christie was okay, but this constant playing into the Cathedral frame of having to overtly mention “regardless of gender or race” every 15 minutes is effete and flaccid.
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… where it not for Trump’s family and a few of the non-politician speakers, hoo boy… what a cuck and snooze fest!
Agreed. The non-poles brought a more grounded feel to it.
Yeah, not only Christie, but many poles kept talking about the whole race/gender bs.
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Jr did do well, but he is not yet red-pilled on IQ, so nothing he had to say on education had any merit. This will be a good year for me because my students tested high. I must be a great teacher, right? Not necessarily. This years’ students were smarter. Until genes and IQ are accepted as the determining factors they are, no one will understand why some schools fail, no matter how much money is pumped into them.
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Trump needs to have more detail though hopefully he will be ready
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OT: Lou Holtz, shitlord: “I don’t want to become you”
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/early-lead/wp/2016/07/19/lou-holtz-on-immigrant-invasion-i-dont-want-to-become-you/
…and NPR soiled its panties.
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The (((type))) of people who would create a fake uproar over this should meet the working end of a guilotine. ‘Hate Cops?’ billboard causes uproar in Indiana
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/07/20/hate-cops-billboard-causes-uproar-in-indiana.html
Enough.
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I’m getting tired of “news” being some lady walking with her niece/kids/whatever and kvetching about how “ashamed” she is.
I’ve noticed the TV news has been doing that sort of thing for awhile now too… talking to some schlub on the street, whose feelz are now the subject of “news”.
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there are people who still actually watch TV “news”?
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Whether it’s newspapers, online, or TV, it seems an integral part of every “story” is asking some random shitlib or minority for their “reaction” to whatever the trumped-up “news” issue happens to be…
… all the better if they have a child in tow… extra credit if said sprog is “special”.
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> ‘whose feelz are now the subject of “news”’ ——— That’s all that the Frankfurt School knows how to do: Manipulate EMOTIONS [and other hindbrain shizazzle like p0rnography]. The Frankfurt School ran into a brick wall when it came to the manipulation of ANALYSIS: Too many huWhytes had too much Common Sense to fall for their filthy orientalistic lies. [Which, by the way, is why (((they))) had to cheat, and start importing sh!tskins to out-vote the huWhytes every election day: Because sh!tskins are incapable of analysis and always vote precisely as the Frankfurt School instructs them to vote].
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crackie scapegoating the zhyds.
psycho folk vs psycho creed.
front-stabbers vs back-stabbers.
well, Franz Joseph’s Squirting Jugular advises popish subjects to stay out of this one.
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hilarious. Alex Jones trying to start a one man nazi riot. gets taken down, still ain’t scared. I might learn to like him yet:
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It isn’t this guy a deciever?
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he is, but through his own bumbling buffoonery he sometimes actually does something entertaining, maybe even useful. I get the sense that he’s intentionally pushing the limits of the ties that bind him. but, yes, he’s (((controlled))) opposition, to be sure.
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Wisconsin residents without ID can vote in November, judge rules http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3451114/posts
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not judge
((judge))
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after some minimal googling:
“Judge explains (very light) child porn sentence”
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