Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Current Events, Funny/Lolblogs, Trumperica, Vanity on Apr 7th, 2017
A commenter wrote a while back that Trump or anyone from his inner circle could signal that they secretly vacation at Chateau Heartiste by inconspicuously dropping the word “shiv” somewhere in a tweet or press statement. WELL This story comes from the #FakeNews Daily Beast outlet. I will not provide a direct link to them … Read more
Posted in Beta, The Good Life, Vanity on Feb 17th, 2017
Les Saunders, Protestant, provides a springboard from which to ponder the purpose of the Chateau. Speaking of betatude – There are two admin bitches in my office, both still relatively young (late 20s), but even at this age you can see the wall rapidly approaching. Sexy girls but still, their best days are behind them. … Read more
Posted in Globalization, GloboHomoBezos Ministry of Propaganda, Psy Ops, Vanity on Feb 14th, 2017
This blog has come perilously close to extermination by Big Brother since the Time of the Trumpening dawned over America. In the past few months, Chateau Heartiste and subsidiaries have been threatened with a WordPress shutdown, a legal injunction, and a Twatter ban. Exhibit A: The WordPress SHUTITDOWN threat was delivered just before the 2016 … Read more
Posted in Self-aggrandizement, Status Is King, The Id Monster, Ugly Truths, Vanity on Dec 25th, 2016
A very dank social psychology study has found evidence that virtue signaling is real, and is distinct from virtue alone. Theories that reject the existence of altruism presume that emotional benefits serve as ulterior motives for doing good deeds. These theories argue that even in the absence of material and reputational benefits, individuals reap utility … Read more
“Silicon Valley Stalker” has a nice ring. It would make a fine name for a movie about an unaccountable tech oligarch trying to find and take out a dissident freethinker who is planting the seeds of revolution against the old order that has been so good to the oligarchy. It appears yer ‘umble Chateau retreat … Read more
Posted in Game, The Good Life, Vanity on Mar 31st, 2016
archerwfisher arrived for his stay at the Chateau, imbibed of the house wisdom, and left a more virile man. Got to test a piece of game off this blog, it worked well. Went to a college church group at my alma mater–I’m 24 so I can still fit–and it was handfuls of guys or girls … Read more
Posted in Vanity on Nov 3rd, 2015
S.S. wrote a review of Michel Houellebecq’s latest novel, Submission. Le Chateau was kindly linked in the review. I’d like to issue a small correction. Michel Houellebecq wasn’t so much a “major influence” on this ‘umble reatalk retreat as he was a kindred spirit. The Houellebecqian and Heartistian worldviews happened to align and that is … Read more
Posted in Current Events, Game, Vanity on Jul 29th, 2015
Dirty Randy wonders how to evade a typical substance-free leftoid attack. You can see the Hivemind formulating their comeback: “They must be Stormfronters.” What’s the proper way to respond? Ignore and plow? Agree and amplify? A number of game concepts could work here. Agree&Amplify “You’re gonna love my jackboots kicking you in your nutless sack.” … Read more
Posted in Goodbye America, Self-aggrandizement, Status Is King, The Id Monster, Tool Time, Ugly Truths, Vanity on Jul 23rd, 2015
The Dissidenti™™ and their frazzled hall monitors buzzsaw with talk about “cuckservatives.” It’s the shiv du jour, you see. As shivs go, it is in this ‘umble narrator’s opinion one of the more lethal of the semantic shanks employed by dark realists. Lovers and haters of the Cuck Shiv gird for battle (well, the haters … Read more
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Feminist Idiocy, Science Validates Game, Ugly Truths, Vanity on Jun 30th, 2015
A long time ago , CH criticized “Sex at Dawn” writer, Christopher Ryan, for his beliefs that jealousy is a social construct (or a recent, malleable, adaptation) and his presumption that polyamory is the natural state of de-Christianized, de-programmed white Europeans. But there is also the powerful emotion of jealousy, a painful emotion which is … Read more
