Chateau Heartiste, 2009: Maxim #101: For most women, five minutes of alpha is worth five years of beta. ¡SCIENCE!, 2015: Resisting Connection Following Social Exclusion: Rejection by an Attractive Suitor Provokes Derogation of an Unattractive Suitor Social psychologists theorize that individuals seek connection following rejection. However, accepting connection from a low status other may imply … Read more
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You can tell a lot about what people really value by… eureka!… listening to their conversations. Women sometimes talk about sex — and they can be surprisingly raunchy recalling or imagining the details of intimate congress — but sex talk is hardly a major focus of their socializing amongst girl friends. Usually, one girl (the … Read more
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Posted in Hope and Change, Love, Vanity on Jan 9th, 2015
America is feverish with shamelessness. Teeming Trash World migrants are escorted here on a transnational, transubstantiating, blood red carpet, only to arrive and shamelessly agitate for handouts, hand-overs, and upper hands. Single moms shamelessly flaunt their “independence” and “empowerment” as their kids have to endure a parade of dickheads tromping through their living rooms. Sluts … Read more
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Once again, ❤science❤ has entered, stage right, as a supporting cast member of Chateau Heartiste’s magnum opus. Once again, you won’t be led astray if you embrace CH observations as your own. You could say there’s a Heartiste Rule in effect at this happy hurting ground: 80% of keen-eyed CH lessons drawn from field experience … Read more
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Approach Week has officially ended. The comments are open again. This is your opportunity to recount in the comments section your favorite approaches from the past week (you did approach during Approach Week, right?). Consider it a teachable moment. The best anecdotes will be added to this post in an update below. So… now that … Read more
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Posted in Vanity on Jun 11th, 2014
Your gracious CH host for the day left a number of meaty comments in the discussion to this post about another education system maiden offering her womb chute to cackling dementors. Enjoy the documented decline. PA also chipped in with some zingers. You can’t say Le Chateau doesn’t provide good entertainment value for the money.
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Posted in Dating, Relationships, Vanity on Apr 21st, 2014
CH’s power grows, but it hasn’t grown enough to prevent thieves from plagiarizing classic Chateau tomes. See for yourself. Here’s an excerpt from a Yahoo article titled “How to Get Your Ex-Girlfriend Back” that dates to September 19, 2007. Rule number one: Let her leave. Don’t beg and plead for her to stay or text and … Read more
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Posted in Culture, Game, Love, Vanity on Apr 3rd, 2014
Perspicacious and numerate commenter “St” writes in response to this post about Shakespeare having his male characters utter fewer words than their romantic female counterparts, CH, I hope you realize that 101/155 = 65.1% Which is disturbingly close (1.6%) to the 2/3 male-to-female text communication ratio you advise. If that’s not another exogenous vindication of … Read more
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Have you ever wondered what drives some women to the cult of feminism, when every real world observation refutes nearly all the foundational premises of feminism? Why do so many women cleave to such a wrong-headed, insipid ideology? Chateau Heartiste explained the phenomenon of feminism as shivvily as possible: The goal of feminism is to … Read more
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A grateful reader writes to say thanks to the demidongle of CH for changing his love life for the better, I have to start out by saying thank you for this site. It has certainly opened my eyes and cured me of my societal conforming. Like most men I have had a couple good relationships, … Read more
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