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A reader who for obvious reasons prefers anonymity asks a favor, Me and my friends would like to fly a Chateau flag at the next pro Trump Rally. Any suggestions? Fly the Happy Chateau at a Trump rally? Hoist the Heartiste standard above the battlefield strewn with the crushed egos of antifa? Absolutely! A modest […]

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A commenter wrote a while back that Trump or anyone from his inner circle could signal that they secretly vacation at Chateau Heartiste by inconspicuously dropping the word “shiv” somewhere in a tweet or press statement. WELL This story comes from the #FakeNews Daily Beast outlet. I will not provide a direct link to them […]

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Les Saunders, Protestant, provides a springboard from which to ponder the purpose of the Chateau. Speaking of betatude – There are two admin bitches in my office, both still relatively young (late 20s), but even at this age you can see the wall rapidly approaching. Sexy girls but still, their best days are behind them. […]

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This blog has come perilously close to extermination by Big Brother since the Time of the Trumpening dawned over America. In the past few months, Chateau Heartiste and subsidiaries have been threatened with a WordPress shutdown, a legal injunction, and a Twatter ban. Exhibit A: The WordPress SHUTITDOWN threat was delivered just before the 2016 […]

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A very dank social psychology study has found evidence that virtue signaling is real , and is distinct from virtue alone. Theories that reject the existence of altruism presume that emotional benefits serve as ulterior motives for doing good deeds. These theories argue that even in the absence of material and reputational benefits, individuals reap […]

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My oh my, the ¡SCIENCE! is sweet this week. I’ll never tire of ¡SCIENCE! (the preferred authority of libshits) fluffing my ego knob to an enthusiastic *preen*. SCIENCE is why I love assaulting HARHAR INBRED HILLBILLY liberal virtue masturbating snobs with the 100% TRUEFACT that the most inbred races in the world are the Semitics. […]

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“Silicon Valley Stalker” has a nice ring. It would make a fine name for a movie about an unaccountable tech oligarch trying to find and take out a dissident freethinker who is planting the seeds of revolution against the old order that has been so good to the oligarchy. It appears yer ‘umble Chateau retreat […]

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VIP Chateau guest Matt King takes a moment from his appointed role as the Court Contrarian to deliver a sincere compliment to yours truly, the Sultan of Shiv, (and to make an insightful point in the meantime). I would be honored if he places his COTW trophy next to his replica Pietá. Let’s take a […]

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I’m surprised it took this long, given this is the second time around , and given the nature of the unrepentant Realtalk that Chateau lords regularly filtered through the Twatter algorithm and which must have daily assaulted the fragile egos of indignant SJWarpigs, but yes it finally happened: @ChateauEmissary was cast out by the bitchy […]

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Once again, SCIENCE! affirms Chateau Heartiste maxims and squats lumply on feminist mythology while unloading a phallus-shaped deuce. A deep state study finds that there’s a neuroanatomical basis for the observed sex-based difference in emotion regulation. As expected, males significantly scored higher in emotion regulation ability than females did. More importantly, we found the sex […]

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