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I Reveal Myself

Don’t assume I’m easy just because I like to wear full body spandex.

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You deserve to be the laughingstock of lesser omegas if you do the “couples costume” thing. Here’s another example of utterly contemptible betatude. The only acceptable couples costumes are Pimp/Ho combos (substitute Hugh Hefner for a dash of class), or this: Note that the beta costume is not the same as the GAY costume. If […]

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At least, not the ones who work as fashion models on the runways of Paris and New York. Check out the weird combination of masculine jawline, flairing nostrils (the better to snort four lines at once), and uberfeminine saucer plate eyes on this chick, model Masha Tyelna. if she made a baby with billy joel […]

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Club Girl Clones

We all know how conformist douchebags can be. I saw a phalanx of them yesterday marching for the nearest bar in identical powder blue oxford shirts, khaki shorts, and ken cole sandals. OK, maybe one guy’s blue shirt was a darker blue than the other guy’s. Girls think that their fashion acumen sets them apart […]

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Thought Experiment

ANSWER: Man (B) is worth more. Man (A) will get more pussy than his intrinsic worth would suggest. ******* Which person is worth more? a. an overweight, balding, dull-witted man who is self-confident. b. a good-looking, smart, rich man who is insecure. Now ask yourself, which person will have more success with women? How far […]

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T-Shirt Contest

A reader suggested I sell game-inspired T-shirts on my blog through an affiliate program with cafepress. I like it. Here are some ideas my reader had: My ideas for the T-shirts would include personal favorite quotes from my posts, like these: Nerd = Fat Woman Hate is as natural as Love Status Is Everything Your […]

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I’m Evil

…according to this post by Tyler Cowen who contributes to the economics blog [REDACTED] and who refuses to link to me out of concern for the tender sensibilities of his readership — evangelical Bible Belt moms and beta academics I presume: Should I, if only for didactic purposes, ever link to EVIL websites? 😀 😀 […]

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Steroid Questions

I’m looking for some answers to questions I have about steroids and their use. This is for a, uh… book report. Anyone who has useful information or advice is encouraged to leave a comment. What are the mild class of steroids? Where and from whom can they be bought? Do users go to Mexico to […]

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For the second time in a row * (there was no April comment winner because all the comments in April sucked) droll and deadpan blogfly Gannon takes home the prize with his comment on my post Overheard In DC : The real culprit is that women’s extended adolescence increases each year. Age of first marriage […]

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I have a theory about girls who have ”tight like that” best gay boyfriends. These types of girls are very girly (read: flaky and feminine) but their libidos lean towards the masculine. It’s really the perfect combo: A girly girl who unleashes in the bedroom (and the park and the library and the deep end […]

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