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This is a trend that is bursting with fruit flavor. Dandies have a long and storied history in the Western cultural canon, so these types of androgynous men are nothing new. But the sheer breadth and rapidity of the dandyfication of the 21st century urban Western white male, coupled closely with the pickup artist movement […]

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Why is it the biggest engagement rings are always found on the hands of women over 30? Who are these beta schmoes spending a fortune on rings for women with only a few years of primo fuckability left? Discuss.

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Contraption

I didn’t bother unhooking her bra. I never do anymore. I pulled it off her like a t-shirt. As I’m squeezing her boobs (and taking a mental note of her remaining “years-to-sag” based on a complicated formula I devised involving underside crease length, armpit spillover when prone, and depth of press), I glance over at […]

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30 And Still Flaky

The number of women in DC who are in their late 20s to early 30s and still flaking as if they were hot college coeds has reached critical mass. When I call a 29 year old woman’s number to set up a date, the last thing I expect to encounter is flaking or playing hard-to-get. […]

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Reader and prolific commenter Obsidian was interested in my take on this article by a white woman who discusses her preference for black men. Black skin is thick and lush, sensuous to the touch, like satin and velvet made flesh. There’s only one patch of skin on a white man’s body that remotely compares to […]

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I remember this girl I dated when I first moved to DC. She was one of those types that had trouble keeping female friends but collected male orbiters like stinger-less bee drones to honey. Perhaps she incited the jealousy of other women with her brazen sexuality, or perhaps she tried to make friends with women […]

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If I could give just one piece of advice to my hypothetical son, it would be this: Never take women seriously. If I could give him a second piece of advice, it would be this: Make an indecent photo album of every girl you’ve ever banged. “Trust me, son,” I will say, “when you’re in […]

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Fat lesbians . LESBIANS are twice as likely as heterosexual women to be overweight or obese, which puts them at greater risk for obesity-related health problems and death, US researchers said. Men keep women in check. Freed from the biological need to be visually attractive to men, women regress quickly to a state of blubbery […]

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LXXXXXX XXXX Fri 10pm – m4m (staircase to sidewalk) Reply to: [email protected] Date: 2008-10-11, 9:16AM EDT you walked down to the sidewalk from the west bldg, made eye contact, then went back inside your bldg….second staircase. you had a hat on and i was dog walking. I got excited until I noticed it was from […]

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Open This Set

You see this six set across the room and start to walk toward them. Let’s say you’re walking over right after they mugged for the club photographer, plastering themselves with phony smiles . How do you approach? Who do you address first? What do you say? What energy level do you bring? You will have […]

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