Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Culture, Current Events, Ugly Truths on Dec 26th, 2010
Naomi Wolf says porn causes men to get inured to sex with real women. There might be something to this theory if we stipulate that by “real women” Mzzz Wolf means “dumpy hausfraus”. One wonders if she is ready to tackle the logical extension of her theory that riding the cock carousel causes women to get … Read more
Posted in Rules of Manhood, Self-aggrandizement, The Good Life, Ugly Truths on Dec 20th, 2010
A reader laments: I met this incredibly cute girl who really did it for me and we’ve been dating for four months. But lately I’ve felt less and less like having sex with her. She still looks great but my thoughts wander to hooking up with other women I see every day. I’ve even been … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Goodbye America, Ugly Truths on Dec 3rd, 2010
What happens when unmarried women chase down noncommittal cads, get knocked up by them, give birth to illegitimate bastards, and then languish in despair as they quickly notice their material well-being, love life, and dating market value deteriorating immensely as single moms? They have mental breakdowns! This post brought to you by the Committee of Helpful … Read more
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Culture, Ugly Truths on Dec 2nd, 2010
A year ago, a study came out that provided evidence for my assertion that legalizing prostitution would reduce the incidence of rape. I wrote about that study here. Feminists were OUTRAGED, naturally, because feminists wrongly believe rape is about power, not sex. Now, on a not-so-loosely related matter, we have similarly unsettling evidence — to … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Inner Beauty, Relationships, Ugly Truths, Videos on Nov 19th, 2010
I’ve devised a formula for determining the strength of a relationship and its long term potential based on the time it takes for me to feel comfortable farting in a girlfriend’s presence. TTF (Time To Fart) + SOE (Sense Of Embarrassment) / LOF (Loudness Of Fart) + NOF (Number Of Farts per episode) + FDS (Farts During … Read more
Posted in Hungry Hungry Hippos, The Pleasure Principle, Ugly Truths on Nov 10th, 2010
I’m a cautious advocate of the Paleo diet. I’ve been doing it for a year now, and have no complaints. However, many Paleo gurus — as well as opportunistic fat apologists — have taken to claiming that the obesity plague disfiguring America’s women is, if not solely at least partially, the result of a mismanaged … Read more
Posted in Hungry Hungry Hippos, Ugly Truths on Oct 28th, 2010
Some chick named Maura Kelly who writes for Marie Claire had a truth serum moment and admitted what we all feel — fatties included — when we have to see fat people existing in our field of view. So anyway, yes, I think I’d be grossed out if I had to watch two characters with rolls … Read more
Posted in Goodbye America, Ugly Truths on Oct 5th, 2010
The immune system of the United States of America has been sabotaged. It now fails to recognize its own cells within the body politic. The West has been conditioned like Pavlov’s creepier zombie dog to cannibalize itself when a PC platitude bell is rung. So says godless capitalist (gc), in the comments section of perhaps … Read more
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Current Events, Hitting The Wall, Ugly Truths on Sep 27th, 2010
Nearly two years ago, the original Chateau host predicted that Ashton Kutcher was cheating on his cougar love, Demi: instead of sleeping their way to the top, men commit their way to the top. anyhow, give it time. most of these older female celebrity-younger male B lister couples are inherently unstable. i bet within five … Read more
Posted in Girls, The Id Monster, Ugly Truths on Sep 23rd, 2010
Why hear it from an evil player when you can read a normal, everyday woman tell you how much chicks love assholes? This girl confirms the Chateau maxim that Do Almost Nothing Game is an important component of any man’s arsenal of ardor. Curiously familiar hypothetical situation: You’re at a bar with your friends when … Read more
