Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Beta, Culture, Game, Guy Rules, The Good Life, Ugly Truths on Mar 5th, 2014
Continuing with our latest CH series exploring the historical records for choice bits of wisdom that would be the equivalent of PUA game and Heartistian theories of the sexual market today, reader Arbiter forwards this excerpt from a 1902 issue of Cosmopolitan Magazine (before it became a women’s rag. Rag. Heh.): The author explains the … Read more
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Feminist Idiocy, The Pleasure Principle, Ugly Truths on Feb 24th, 2014
When feminists aren’t happily asserting that women cheat just as much as men do, they’re raging that cheating men are insecure chauvinist pigs who are afraid of strong, independent women. As per usual with the human emojis known as feminists, trying to square their internal contradictions is an exercise in infinitely recursive futility. Which is … Read more
Posted in Hungry Hungry Hippos, Tool Time, Ugly Truths on Feb 23rd, 2014
Fat apologists: Environmental shocks: Keepin’ it real.
Posted in Feminist Idiocy, Ugly Truths on Feb 21st, 2014
Salon, the nation’s hindmost menstrual rag of note, stumbled onto Chateau Heartiste grounds and promptly WOWJUSTWOWed until they were overcome with shameful orgasms. 18 hilariously terrible sex tips that all men should ignore. […] 3. “A woman may want financial and family security, but she does not want passion security. In the same manner, when … Read more
Posted in Culture, Feminist Idiocy, Girls, Globalization, Goodbye America, Misandry, Ugly Truths on Feb 20th, 2014
I wonder if the dam is beginning to burst on public discourse, leading to growing awareness of converging androgyny of the sexes. CH was out front informing the masses of a strange trend toward sexual unipolarity characterized by a psychological and physiognomic swapping and sharing of normal sexually dimorphic traits. Men appeared to be getting … Read more
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Current Events, Hope and Change, Ugly Truths on Feb 12th, 2014
The Lost Ark of the human sciences, intelligence genes, has been found and opened, and the faces of Universalist Equalists are melting into a bloody pulp. Researchers have pinpointed a single gene which, in its high-functioning variant, directly contributes to higher intelligence. Researchers have found that teenagers who had a highly functioning NPTN gene performed … Read more
Posted in Culture, Current Events, Goodbye America, Tool Time, Ugly Truths on Feb 10th, 2014
The post title is a quote of Tyler Cowen, aka Cheap Chalupas aka Bargain Beans, from a Walled Street Journal review of his book “Average is Over” (h/t to Plucky Gents, Inc.), To sum up, Mr. Cowen believes that America is dividing itself in two. At the top will be 10% to 15% of high … Read more
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Inner Beauty, Science Validates Game, The Pleasure Principle, Ugly Truths on Feb 10th, 2014
An interesting study, with findings that won’t surprise regular CH readers, This article presents an anthropological analysis of heterosexual seduction behaviors of men and women (from 18 to 65 years old, with varying civil status) who attended nightclubs located in the movida areas of Lisbon, Portugal. These behaviors were analyzed according to structure versus communitas … Read more
Posted in Feminist Idiocy, Girls, Relationships, Ugly Truths on Feb 8th, 2014
A year late and a neural synapse short, the New York Beta Times has stumbled upon a dusty CH tome and (re)discovered an obvious fact of the sexes: Domestic servitude makes a man undesirable in the eyes and loins of his woman. A study called “Egalitarianism, Housework and Sexual Frequency in Marriage,” which appeared in … Read more
Posted in Feminist Idiocy, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Science Validates Game, Ugly Truths, Vanity on Feb 5th, 2014
Have you ever wondered what drives some women to the cult of feminism, when every real world observation refutes nearly all the foundational premises of feminism? Why do so many women cleave to such a wrong-headed, insipid ideology? Chateau Heartiste explained the phenomenon of feminism as shivvily as possible: The goal of feminism is to … Read more
