One block from where I live, on a residential street corner, I saw a lanky, unkempt white man talking to two attractive blondes dressed in the uniform of the City Bitch On Her Way To Do Something So Very Important At Her Paper Pusher Job: crisp Banana Republic skirt, tennis shoes for the sidewalk commute, … Read more
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Never Take Girl Advice From A Beta Or A Gay Man
Posted in Beta, Pretty Lies, Tool Time on Jul 28th, 2009
In what has to be one of the most ignorant interpretations of game and its associated techniques I’ve read in a long time, some mincing little betaboy named Conor Friedersdorf, who looks like he was born to be a stay-at-home cuckold, wrote an article lashing out at men who dare to learn how better to … Read more
Visualizing Herb
Posted in Beta, Ridiculousness, Tool Time on Jul 8th, 2009
Oh man, this picture of a herb doing what comes naturally is almost too gruesome to contemplate: [For this post we have a guest appearance by the judges from ‘American Idol’] Simon: Paula, your thoughts. Paula: I think they look cute together. He’s different, he’s unique. I like him. Simon: [rolls eyes] Randy? Randy: Dawg, … Read more
Washington Post Fembot Tells Cuckold ‘Suck It Up’
Posted in Beta, Marriage Is For Chumps, Pretty Lies, Tool Time on May 12th, 2009
A diligent reader emailed me a ‘Beta of the Month’ submission about a guy who fears he may have been cuckolded and who turns to a Washington Post advice columnist for support in his time of need. I read the article and decided that the real value to be gleaned was not in the unearthing of … Read more
Best Photo of 2009
Posted in Hungry Hungry Hippos, Ridiculousness, Tool Time on Apr 12th, 2009
Yeah, we’ve got nine more months in 2009, but this photo will not be beat. Can’t fault the polar bear. He knows a delicious blubbery buffet when he sees it.
Herb In The Wild
Posted in The Big City Life, Tool Time on Apr 7th, 2009
Take a look at this photo. Is the person on the right a man or a woman? Neither. It’s a herb. Particularly, a subspecies of herb known as the hipster herb. All the telltale indicators are here in one self-contained lump of flesh. The demasculinizing flip flops. The ungainly, loping walk that suggests the presence … Read more
Update: A Second Herb!
Posted in The Big City Life, Tool Time on Apr 7th, 2009
Thanks to the eagle eye of reader W Baker, a second herb has been discovered in the photo of the herb with satchel. Unbelievable. Two herbs frolicking in the wild! What fortune. I didn’t even see the second herb when I snapped this shot. It’s like finding out your antique ceramic cat is hiding secret … Read more
I met her at my usual first date lounge, ten minutes late right on schedule. As I sat at the bar (thin crowd, plenty of elbow room), she pranced up to my side from across the room, waving back at someone. I looked over my shoulder and saw six or seven people, half girls and … Read more
There are a lot of misconceptions held by haters (and some non-haters) of the game and of yours truly that deserve closer examination. Obsidian writes in response to a pickup scenario with a sultry game-playing chick I recounted: Such a girl as described, would come off to me that she would not be satisfactory for … Read more
The perfect distillation of it on Craigslist: drop dead heart stopping beauty – m4w Reply to: XXX Date: 2009-01-24, 9:25PM EST saw you at the Blooms store on minnniefield rd I let you in front of me just to see ( no harm in mind no stalker) If a woman could truly be that beautiful … Read more
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