Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Dating, Rules of Manhood, Tool Time on Jan 31st, 2011
My date kicked me hard in the shin under the table. I was gazing at her cleavage into her eyes, so she must have wanted my attention. “Ow! What’d you do that for? You hit the bone.” She leaned forward over her entree and put her hand up to her cheek to shield her face … Read more
Is this the worst text game ever? Survey says… yes! “FF” left this comment: Hello, I’m wondering if someone could comment on my situation? I came home for xmas, and went to a xmas party at my friends last Thursday. There was a girl “Amy” there who I got introduced to but didn’t really talk … Read more
Posted in Game, Psy Ops, The Id Monster, Tool Time on Dec 22nd, 2010
I was at a house party noticing something I expect to see at these sorts of events: dudes not knowing what the fuck they are doing with women. (Proof that the practice of game is not making many inroads into general circulation.) Every single guy who was macking on a girl was telegraphing in the worst … Read more
Posted in Girls, Goodbye America, Ridiculousness, Tool Time on Nov 13th, 2010
If a provincial foreigner who had never left his tiny village were to meet me and ask what American women are like, instead of bothering with a long-winded exegesis I would show him this photo. The understanding would be immediate. Fat? Check. Delusion of grandeur? Check. Ridiculous standards? Check. Pop culture cipher? Check. Overinflated ego? … Read more
Between the time when the suffragettes subverted America and the rise of the dykes of feminism, there was an age undreamed of. And unto this, Arjuna, destined to bear the jeweled crown of Beta Overlord upon a pansy brow. It is I, his chronicler, who alone can tell thee of his saga. Let me tell … Read more
Posted in Beta, Love, The Id Monster, Tool Time, Videos on Oct 20th, 2010
A jilted ex-boyfriend went on a scorned nerd rampage on live TV while his ex-girlfriend sat next to him. As a YouTube commenter astutely noted: That is the nerdiest smackdown ever. If this wasn’t C-span I could swear it was Comic Con. Probably the most eloquent way of saying “That bitch is a ho”. Although, I … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Dating, Escape, Girls, Sluts, The Big City Life, The Id Monster, Tool Time on Oct 12th, 2010
I’ve gotten more emails to write about this Duke slut Karen Owen than I have on any other topic. I wasn’t interested at first, having scanned the notorious Powerpoint (also at this link in case first doesn’t work) and concluded that it was just another story of a whore riding the (alpha) cock carousel who happened to … Read more
Posted in Ridiculousness, Tool Time on Sep 7th, 2010
For the reason why this symbol was chosen by an elite selection committee, see here.
Posted in Beta, Funny/Lolblogs, Tool Time on Sep 1st, 2010
A great way to build a love connection with a girl is through the subtle mockery of the absurdity of others. Chicks dig social dynamics and speculating ad nauseam about the backstory of couples or groups of people that they see walking around, particularly people who stand out from the crowd. Thus, it is a valuable … Read more
Posted in Beta, Current Events, Tool Time on Jun 14th, 2010
The “man” in this story could qualify for Beta of the Year: It started with one text message: She just wanted to know why he was skipping her class. But P.E. teacher Michele Taylor’s alleged relationship with a 17-year-old student at East Valley High School escalated quickly after that. From a stolen kiss in her … Read more
