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By a healthy margin of victory, it’s Pajamaboy ! (also known by his Valusian name Ethan Krupp) Could it really have been anyone other than Pajamaboy? He’s emblematic of the decline of the American man to a sniveling male. Think about this: PuffedHo, Salon, and Slate, with a combined readership in the tens of millions, […]

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The “winner” of the 2015 Punchable Shitlib Face Tournament will be the peabody puffboy who emerges victorious from the Championship Bout between Dylan Matthews and Pajamaboy (née Ethan (((Krupp))) ). Matthews handily dispatched McKay Coppins in the preliminary finals bout, as voters felt he had the face more likely to inspire a fusillade of knuckle […]

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The 2015 Punchable Shitlib Face Tournament semifinals are over , and Dylan Matthews soundly defeated Matty Yglesias in Bout 1, while Pajamaboy BARELY eked out a win over Lindsey “GayPedoFace” Graham. McKay Coppins waits in the wings for his chance at taking more punches to the face than Dylan Gaytthews. Finals, Preliminary Bout: Dylan Matthews […]

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We’re back for the 2015 punchable shitlib face semifinals! Bout 1: Matty “Yce Yce Baby” Yglesias vs Dylan “I’m hiding a buttplug” Matthews Don’t be surprised if your hand reflexively curls into a fist looking at Yglesias. And multiple viewings which could conceivably inure you to his smug doughboy plushness don’t seem to lessen the […]

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The streams of leftoid memes are beginning to cross. One minute, shitlibs are crowing about normal people “fearing Syrian refugees who are widows and orphans”, the next they’re calling Trump a fascist and letting the world know how scared they are of the Rise of His Excellency. Now that Trump has opened the Overton Window […]

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The polls for most punchable shitlib face of 2015 are closed. We have our winners who will advance to the semifinals. In what some are calling an upset akin to Buster Douglas-Mike Tyson, Matty “Polar Bear” Yglesias edged out [insert double entendre here] Ezra “Null Entity of Nepotism” Klein in Bout 1. Bout 2: Dylan […]

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Shitlibs are renowned for their watery-eyed, chipmunk-cheeked, effeminate, punchable faces. Why not set up a tournament-style bracket to find the most punchable, shitlib-iest face ever, as determined by reader vote? Why ask why? (Actual shitlibs will not be duking it out ringside for advancement to the March Manlets Final Four, as much as we would […]

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Ouch. But there is a ray of hope. This beta appears to have swallowed a crimson pill or two, as he has had the good sense to delete this pic from his Cuckbook profile, and all “you-go-eunuch!” comments attached to it. Are betas starting to feel the hot shame of their pussy-pedestalizing ways? Is the […]

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As the Circlejerk of the Offended widens, there remain fewer and fewer Offenders in the Oortlands of the Damned from whom to extract satisfyingly humiliating apologies. Take, for example, this latest Bowels Love Movement temper tantrum . An organized protest at Cornell University supporting racial equality has been canceled after a black student group complained […]

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Ryan DeLuca is the wealthy CEO and founder of Bodybuilding.com, (the misc forum is a funny read). Dan Bilzerian is some kind of D-list actor, pro poker player, and “social media personality”. DeLuca’s hot trophy wife was recently plastered in a compromising pose all over Instaslam by Bilzerian, who taunted DeLuca with the photo and […]

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