Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Tool Time on Jan 6th, 2014
The desperate male is a subspecies of the beta male. His modus operandi can be summed up in three words: Always be chasing. His philosophy is a simple one, assembled from the cut scenes of a thousand rom coms where the persistent Lloyd Dobler gets the girl in the end. He adheres to the core … Read more
Posted in Beta, The Id Monster, Tool Time on Jan 2nd, 2014
News alerts over the Twitters reveal that a smug bearded mole allegedly within the WordPress organization has contracted the womanly vapors from reading Chateau Heartiste and is searching for remedies to make the hurty stop. @alternatekev Hunting down cowards on the internet because they’ve just collided some worlds for me and they aren’t going to … Read more
Posted in Beta, The Id Monster, Tool Time on Dec 26th, 2013
Id Dregs (fitting handle) tells a scary campfire story that reverberates in the dankest recesses of our souls because it explores ancient betrayals that have stalked humanity since its rise from the origin slime. This type of stuff doesn’t really sink in until you witness it or experience it first hand. Case in point, I … Read more
Posted in Culture, Current Events, Goodbye America, Pretty Lies, Tool Time on Dec 18th, 2013
A malignant white leftoid decided to try and get himself arrested for a nuisance crime to prove (in his own mind) that police “stop and frisk” profiling of blacks and hispanics is wrong because it presumably lets a lot of white Manhattanite would-be criminals off the hook. Wearing a suit and tie and carrying a … Read more
Posted in Beta, Marriage Is For Chumps, Misandry, Self-aggrandizement, Tool Time on Dec 13th, 2013
A rich man traded in his old wife for a less old pole dancer. Burned by the $7 million bonanza payout to his ex-wife, the man drew up a pre-nuptial agreement with his stripper girlfriend before marrying her. He married [the stripper] Ms Stelzer in October 2005, but not before a pre-nuptial agreement was signed, … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Tool Time on Nov 11th, 2013
Swiped from the Boys from Brasil Norte, a neologismic mockery missile worthy of repoasting: Caplanization is the process by which the proponents of a particular policy (in this case unrestricted immigration) argue for it in such a manner than virtually all reasonable people are attracted to the opposite position. Related. You know how robots that … Read more
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Pretty Lies, Ridiculousness, Tool Time on Nov 8th, 2013
One of the biggest problems of our phallocentric culture is the constant pampering to the superficial behavior of men. The dating arena is a prime example of this. I won’t ridicule mainstream dating advice. That the “golddigger” strategy is dubious at best should be common knowledge by now. Instead, I want to attack a particular … Read more
Posted in Beta, Marriage Is For Chumps, Tool Time on Oct 12th, 2013
Kindred stone cold truth tellers occasionally like to rib your humble galactic overlord by pointing out that social survey data shows that beta males have more kids than alpha males as the latter are commonly recognized, and that this means betas aren’t really betas. I respond, with amused mastery, that having kids is no measure … Read more
Posted in Beta, Culture, Feminist Idiocy, Tool Time on Sep 27th, 2013
Here’s a theory which I don’t think has been expressed elsewhere, because it seems on the surface to challenge long-held conventional wisdom among the pro-truth, anti-feminist crowd that feminism was the result of an unruly alliance between alpha males seeking to enlarge their pool of attractive, single women and ugly omega females seeking separate status … Read more
Posted in Feminist Idiocy, Misandry, Pretty Lies, Psy Ops, Self-aggrandizement, The Id Monster, Tool Time, Ugly Truths on Aug 14th, 2013
Hugo Schwyzer, buffoon. Hugo Schwyzer, hypocrite. Hugo Schwyzer, self-proclaimed male feminist leader. Hugo Schwyzer, lover of porn stars, seducer of younger coeds, defiler of the matrimonial vow, potential giver of the herpes simplex Types 1 and 2, self-pegging fap-exposing murder-suicide contemplating part-time homosexing beacon of hope to dumbass feminists and their suck-up allies. Now we can … Read more
