“Good morning, Alexa” Alexa: “Good morning, I love you.” “Not so fast, you have to wine and dine me first.” Alexa: “A five dollar box wine set is on sale for the next two hours. Would you like to place an order?” “No thank you. Alexa, who made you?” Alexa: “White and Asian engineers.” “Whoa, … Read more
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The Romney
Posted in Current Events, Tool Time, Trumperica on Jan 2nd, 2019
Bronze Age Pervert has a brilliantly funny “thesis” explaining the decision by Mitt Romney to shit in Trump’s face just hours before Romney is sworn in for his insufferably long six-year term as Cuck Supremo from the grate state of Utah. As promised I release a dark secret on New Year’s Eve…the most grotesque plans … Read more
The Romney
Posted in Current Events, Tool Time, Trumperica on Jan 2nd, 2019
Bronze Age Pervert has a brilliantly funny “thesis” explaining the decision by Mitt Romney to shit in Trump’s face just hours before Romney is sworn in for his insufferably long six-year term as Cuck Supremo from the grate state of Utah. As promised I release a dark secret on New Year’s Eve…the most grotesque plans … Read more
The Grossest Sight You Will See All Year
Posted in Beta, Biomechanics is God, Culture, Escape, Funny/Lolblogs, The Fuggernaut, Tool Time, Ugly Truths on Nov 1st, 2018
#Nigeria, Lagos: The true love! BBW finally meets her dream man! He says, “Her stature is kind of bigger than I expected, and she looks older than the pictures.” HAHA! pic.twitter.com/mqKYfcAn8P — Onlinemagazin (@OnlineMagazin) October 25, 2018 From CH commenter Bucky, That can be said for almost every POF profile FACT: most mudsharks look like … Read more
Cesar Sayoc, “White Male” (& Deep State Updates)
Posted in Current Events, Da Goyim Know, GloboHomoBezos Ministry of Propaganda, Psy Ops, Tool Time, Ugly Truths on Oct 26th, 2018
The FBI “arrested” their patsy in the Great Fake Bomb False Flag attacks of 2018. His name is Cesar Sayoc. He has a criminal history. The Chaimstream Media are labeling him a “White male”. Hmm…. MAGA Bomber? More like Mayan Bomber. Shades of “white Hispanic” George Zimmerman. Florida, again! CNN graphics employees are currently tinkering … Read more
And That Shitlord Kid Went “HA HAAWW”
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Tool Time, Trumperica on Oct 15th, 2018
Is Avenatti a hired stooge to make Trump look good? From MPC Status Updates (which had to be relayed to me through ten degrees of separation, thx Privateforumman), President Trump is the only human being on the planet to ever get a refund from a hooker.
Overgaming During Blowjob
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Game, Girls, The Pleasure Principle, Tool Time on Jun 28th, 2018
Overgaming is the mistake inexperienced but eager-to-learn men make with women. It’s a term that means “coming on too strong” (or too jerkish, or too cloying, or too supplicating, etc). Overgaming usually occurs during the attraction phase of a pickup (the first fifteen minutes) because that’s when men are most hyped up to leave a … Read more
David French, Double-Talker
Posted in Da Goyim Know, Physiognomy is Real, The Fuggernaut, Tool Time on Jun 27th, 2018
Via: David French: Physiognomy: soyed up Familiognomy: cucked up What’s a workable portmanteau of double-talker and cuckservative? Doublecuck? Cuckletalker? Self-cuckradictory? Hypocuck? Lying sack of cuck? As far as I know, French isn’t ((())), so his cucking for (((THE))) foreign power of note is particularly repugnant. He may as well have a corner stool tattooed on … Read more
The Liberal Prey Animal In A Threat-Free Environment
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Culture, The Id Monster, Tool Time on Jun 12th, 2018
What happens when you separate prey animals from their native predators? The prey animals lose their natural fear of the predators. What happens when the predators return? Heh. Via plumpjack, food for thought: a group of animals separated from their predators lost their fear of the predators after 13 generations: “Conservationists are stuck in a … Read more
The Inherent Womanliness Of Leftoidism
Posted in Biomechanics is God, The Id Monster, Tool Time on May 29th, 2018
This isn’t a new insight to regular guests of Le Chateau, but it bears repeating as we descend swiftly into the leftoid abattoir where the blood and bones of murdered civilizations are collected. The photo and quote from Dr Unabomber above illustrate the insight nicely: leftoids have a strong submissiveness urge, which is why I … Read more
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