Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Dating, Hitting The Wall, Psy Ops, The Big City Life, Tool Time on May 29th, 2008
I went to a speed dating event here in DC with my date and one of her girlfriends. The idea was that we would have some over-the-top fun with it while practicing our flirting skills on a maximum number of targets in a minimum amount of time in order to keep our game sharp. (Lord … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, The Big City Life, Videos on May 25th, 2008
How Zeets the Throwback Barbarian was able to hold the camera steady when encountering this mysterious and frightening creature deep in the woods is a testament to his nipples of drop-forged steel. You never saw that much hard nipple on a man. I went on a hike trying to escape civilization and its discontents for … Read more
Posted in Foreign Girls, Game, Girls, Globalization, Ridiculousness, The Big City Life on May 9th, 2008
At the EU Embassy tour in DC last weekend me and another aficionado of European girls culture picked up these very squeezable red balls at the Austrian embassy. give it a good freudian squeeze ladies. Despite getting much grief from parties who shall remain anonymous who believe that carrying around touristy crap is a very … Read more
Posted in Girls, Rules of Manhood, The Big City Life, Tool Time on May 6th, 2008
These guys were talking to a couple of women at Marvin when an attractive third girl who was a friend of the women showed up. I walked over to occupy chat up the friend and our conversation was good. She was flirty, fun and all smiles. We talked for maybe ten minutes when I felt a … Read more
Posted in Ridiculousness, Self-aggrandizement, The Big City Life on Apr 28th, 2008
I dropped my car off at a Midas in a ritzy suburb of DC* to get an estimate for repairs. I left their shop the next afternoon having bitched them out in front of customers with no repairs done and a credit toward any future visits. Here is the standard MO of the slimeball con … Read more
Posted in Culture, Ridiculousness, The Big City Life on Apr 27th, 2008
Posted in Beta, Culture, The Big City Life, Tool Time on Mar 31st, 2008
UPDATE A reader sent in this photo of a cat in a stroller that is whisked around town by its owners: I thought the end of America would be a long, slow decline over generations, but now I think it might happen in a matter of years. My man about town, Dodgeball Dan, called from an undisclosed … Read more
Posted in Game, Girls, The Big City Life on Mar 25th, 2008
The Type A and Type B personality theory (or Type A and Type B behavior pattern) divides the population of humans into two groups, based on their personality characteristics. People who fall under Type A exhibit characteristics such as being impatient, excessively time-conscious, insecure about one’s status, highly competitive, hostile and aggressive, and incapable of … Read more
Posted in Ridiculousness, The Big City Life on Mar 24th, 2008
There was a contest for the best pictures on the internet for 2007 and the winners of the ‘Favorite Photo for Male Voters’ and ‘Favorite Photo for Female Voters’ categories really says a lot about what turns us on visually. Here is the photo judged most pleasing by male voters: No surprise. I would’ve liked to have … Read more
Posted in Girls, Self-aggrandizement, The Big City Life on Mar 18th, 2008
I was walking with a friend down a city street here in the city and we took a running tally of all the cute girls we passed. We lost count. No sooner were we leering at admiring one hot chick when another one appeared and stole our attention. I wondered if this was how lions felt when … Read more
