Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Culture, Current Events, Girls, Self-aggrandizement on Sep 28th, 2007
This article about looking for love at an Obama political rally made me laugh. “You are likely to have similar political views, and those often cross into other things that aren’t politically affiliated,” says Colleen Kluttz, a 29-year-old TV producer who’s hitting the event tonight if work allows. I suppose it makes intuitive sense to a politics-drenched … Read more
Posted in Dating, Self-aggrandizement, The Big City Life on Sep 25th, 2007
In the quest to uncover any hidden patterns in my dating experiences that might help me streamline operations, I’ve done a back of the cocktail napkin calculation of the total number of girls I’ve dated that led to intimate relations, assorted by which days I first met those girls. I wanted to see if some days were better for meeting a slutty sexually … Read more
Posted in Self-aggrandizement, Tool Time on Sep 13th, 2007
I have to hand it to the women who started this website where jilted girlfriends send in photos and rap sheets of their alpha male badboy ex-boyfriends as a warning to other women.
Posted in Beta, Culture, Self-aggrandizement, Ugly Truths on Aug 28th, 2007
Reading about these horror stories left a bad taste in my mouth: Patrick Connaro, a 42-year-old robotics engineer living in Colorado Springs, was sitting in the bleachers one warm Saturday afternoon in 2003, watching his son’s Little League game, when the ground opened beneath him. “My little boy was there, he was up at bat, … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Current Events, Fashion, Globalization, Self-aggrandizement, Tool Time, Ugly Truths on Aug 17th, 2007
Forget flying cars and interstellar travel, the next big thing to radically transform society will be sexbots. Japanese girlfriend substitutes, lifelike dolls, porn saturation… all signs are pointing toward a technological coalescence of immense implications for relations between the sexes. It’s a horny new world on the horizon of men having sex with the artificial women of their dreams. Mein … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Fashion, Self-aggrandizement, Tool Time on Jul 12th, 2007
When we were teenagers I remember my brother coming home from dental surgery with a plastic container holding his four extracted wisdom teeth, blood and bits of flesh still clinging to the roots. I thought it was so cool. So did he, if his proud grin was any indication. I’m having a wisdom tooth pulled tomorrow. … Read more
Posted in Ridiculousness, Self-aggrandizement, Tool Time on Jul 9th, 2007
I was never one to keep a diary. Nor did I ever keep a diary but call it a journal. Yet a casual glance shows that 99% of blogs are basically diaries of the minutiae of people’s lives and their overheated ruminations about said minutiae. Since I mostly write about abstract stuff I kind of feel like I’m … Read more
Posted in Culture, Self-aggrandizement, Tool Time on Jun 4th, 2007
After a lifetime of enjoying the spacious accommodations of the handicapped stall, an actual handicapped man entered the restroom while I was in there using it. His walker clicked on the tiled floor as he approached huffing and grunting the whole way. He stopped in front of my stall, the feet of his walker in … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Culture, Self-aggrandizement, Tool Time, Ugly Truths on May 29th, 2007
Game is now packaged, marketed, and taught to tens of thousands of men in the US. At the rate the major businesses are growing and the books are selling, it’s possible that 10 million or more American men will have some knowledge of the fundamentals of game within a few years. This is a not-insignificant … Read more
Posted in Self-aggrandizement, Tool Time on May 4th, 2007
There are certain products that just seem to belong together, but as far as I know, remain undiscovered pairings. After I munched some coffee beans to temporarily boost my IQ a few points, I brainstormed the following consumer product marriage: No, I’m not talking about regular horns on bikes. I want to see big ass bitchin … Read more
