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If you are a man who has never rejected a woman for sex or dating, you are doing something wrong. You are, in fact, depriving yourself of one of life’s greatest pleasures and privileges, and avoiding a true test of your masculine mettle. As we all know by now from the science, from common sense, […]

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Would You Rather

have the power of: Invisibility? Immortality? Flight? Super strength? Irresistible sexual magnetism? A giant cock that never fails to please? (Perfect body and face if you are a woman) Invisibility would let you enter girls’ locker rooms and bathrooms unnoticed. This is like Porky’s minus the peepholes. As an invisible person, you could pilfer cash […]

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A while back, I was sitting in my favorite bar savoring a delicious bison burger and a beer which I imagined was the best beer in the world because it had a long German name. It was a slow Sunday afternoon and the bar was nearly empty. Across the bar, about fifteen feet away, a […]

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What do you do when a girl you are gaming brings up the subject of politics? Politics and religion are conversational buzzkills, no doubt, but sometimes when a girl is getting to know you she’ll be curious where you stand on political and religious matters. Usually, these are weird, emotionally unbalanced, nerdy girls who think […]

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I got roped into a baby shower for an acquaintance. I’d never been to one of these seminal events, though I’ve heard about them. It was as bad as I imagined, maybe worse. Between the pink ribbon-wrapped gifts, blankies, snugglies, baby bouncies, belly-rubbing, earnest discussions of contractions and labor, and torrents of sympathy sludge, I […]

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With all the recent talk of “moral hazards” and “socializing the loss, privatizing the profit”, it seems the time is right to look for any parallels between the current mess and the Big One of 1929. This article lays out a pretty persuasive case that there are enough similarities between now and then to wonder […]

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According to insider masters of the universe economists, pretty fucking close : What would be the dollar cost of not bailing out Wall Street? Try a number north of $30 trillion. (The awful math is detailed below.) That’s why Hank Paulson and Ben Bernanke were so scared last week. And, yes, I think “scared” isn’t […]

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Mark Cuban had a good post on his blog regarding the financial sector meltdown and what to do about it: If the government must step in and provide any sort of financing or guarantees for any part of a public company’s business, then all officers and directors lose all rights to severance pay and all […]

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Bailing out these big financial firms may be the right move for a short term fix, but it was a mistake in the long term. Pop quiz: When a person is shielded from the consequences of his failures is he a. more likely or b. less likely to repeat the same mistakes? Nevermind the current […]

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Exhibit A: Is it smarter to spend $20K on an engagement ring or just get your fiancee’s name tattooed on your ring finger? tattoos are forever. Exhibit B: Is it smarter to get knocked up at 17 with many more years of fertility and tight vagina left, or spend $28K a month on fertility treatments […]

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