Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Alpha, Culture, Ridiculousness, Self-aggrandizement, Vanity on Apr 24th, 2009
This is a trend that is bursting with fruit flavor. Dandies have a long and storied history in the Western cultural canon, so these types of androgynous men are nothing new. But the sheer breadth and rapidity of the dandyfication of the 21st century urban Western white male, coupled closely with the pickup artist movement and the rise of game, … Read more
Posted in Hungry Hungry Hippos, Ridiculousness, Tool Time on Apr 12th, 2009
Yeah, we’ve got nine more months in 2009, but this photo will not be beat. Can’t fault the polar bear. He knows a delicious blubbery buffet when he sees it.
Posted in Escape, Globalization, Ridiculousness on Mar 25th, 2009
I watched “Knowing” on a free movie internet database site. It’s about a kid from 50 years ago who predicts the future with dates and locations for tragic events that hadn’t yet occurred. The end times event prophecied by the kid is a giant solar flare that literally scorches the earth to a crisp. It … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Girls, Marriage Is For Chumps, Ridiculousness, Self-aggrandizement on Mar 20th, 2009
I had a conversation with a girl who described how she was trapped in the hell matrix of shopping for a bridesmaid dress. Here is her dispatch from the frontlines. HER: I had to go bridesmaid dress shopping on Saturday. If you thought the baby shower was gayer than gay, you have no idea. ME: haha. Was … Read more
Posted in Marriage Is For Chumps, Ridiculousness, Vanity on Mar 18th, 2009
Why is it the biggest engagement rings are always found on the hands of women over 30? Who are these beta schmoes spending a fortune on rings for women with only a few years of primo fuckability left? Discuss.
Posted in Girls, Lolita, Ridiculousness, The Pleasure Principle on Feb 25th, 2009
“Wait, just let me grab my phone.” She leaned over my lap, arching her back so her round ass was sticking up in the air. Her jeans were skin tight. “That’s a funny ringtone you’ve got.” She looked back at me coyly, holding her phone loosely in one hand. “What do you think?” “Of what?” … Read more
Posted in Inner Beauty, Ridiculousness, Sluts, Vanity on Feb 17th, 2009
I didn’t bother unhooking her bra. I never do anymore. I pulled it off her like a t-shirt. As I’m squeezing her boobs (and taking a mental note of her remaining “years-to-sag” based on a complicated formula I devised involving underside crease length, armpit spillover when prone, and depth of press), I glance over at her … Read more
Posted in Ridiculousness, Rules of Manhood on Jan 27th, 2009
Why are women offended by the wearing of socks during sex?
Posted in Ridiculousness, The Big City Life on Dec 30th, 2008
Who goes to these venues anymore? I’m talking about clubs like Fur and Platinum in DC. The era of the multi-floor, $12 bottom shelf drink, $20 cover, $20 valet parking, bottle service douchery, strobe and laser light show, Axe fumigated, plastic wristband tagged, earsplitting, bump and grind dance club playing cheesy house and electro music is over. Any … Read more
Posted in Beta, Funny/Lolblogs, Relationships, Ridiculousness on Dec 15th, 2008
herbie the love beta When you visualize beta, he’s not always a loveless nerdo who repels girls. Sometimes, he’s the guy in the photo above nestled snugly in his girlfriend’s bosom… in public. Here we have a prime specimen. Fat chipmunk cheeks betraying aversion to physical exertion Asian girlfriend hotter, and thinner, than what he could … Read more
