Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Beta, Comment Winners, Ridiculousness on Nov 4th, 2009
On my post about lying for sex, “notaloser” recently left this comment: I would NEVER lie to a woman in any way to get sex. NEVER. I respect women and know that lying to them impedes their ability to make good decisions for themselves. Nobody ever has the right to take that autonomy away from anyone … Read more
Posted in Girls, Inner Beauty, Ridiculousness on Sep 25th, 2009
…being this guy: Hope’s boyfriend. An anonymous reader sent me this photo with the following message: “gets more tail than all the herbs and betas on this site”. What’s going on here? Clearly, Wolfman has a genetic mutation. Some things we know: Chicks dig gnarly mutations. Chicks especially dig gnarly mutations that confer a measure of fame upon the sufferer. … Read more
Posted in Culture, Escape, Ridiculousness on Sep 11th, 2009
The Open Borders Journal has an article about the growing popularity of Amish pulp romance novels. It seems women — Amish and heathen alike — are snorting these books like chocolate-covered eight balls. Most bonnet books are G-rated romances, often involving an Amish character who falls for an outsider. Publishers attribute the books’ popularity to their … Read more
Posted in Game, Inner Beauty, Ridiculousness on Sep 8th, 2009
I’ve stumbled (literally) across a school of game that is even more effective than hangover game: Sick game. I met up with a buddy at a bar even though I was deep under the influence of a viral load. Cabin fever and the call of the wild coaxed me off my sofa. I warned him … Read more
Posted in Ridiculousness, Vanity on Aug 27th, 2009
I received an email von Markovic (the pickup artist who goes by the pseudonym Mystery) in response to this post I wrote. I can’t vouch for the authenticity of the email, but the writing style and splendid vanity on display do sound like Mystery’s voice. I won’t reveal the email address from which this was … Read more
Posted in Culture, Foreign Girls, Funny/Lolblogs, Ridiculousness, Sluts, Ugly Truths, Videos on Aug 18th, 2009
Many readers have sent me this UK tabloid story about a tacky British slut (redundant?) who asks the sex advice columnist (there’s a 21st century New Girl Order occupation of pointlessness) Rowan Pelling whether she should reveal to her boyfriend the truth about her, uh, comprehensive sexual history. I’ve been with my boyfriend for six … Read more
Posted in Misandry, Ridiculousness on Aug 7th, 2009
To all the femdopes suffering from post traumatic reading incomprehension currently linking to my last few series of posts about George Sodini and menstruating indignantly all over the internet, you should get your logic straight before flapping your gums: George Sodini was not a PUA. He went to an R. Don Steele seminar and sat … Read more
Posted in Ridiculousness on Aug 6th, 2009
I can’t believe this has to be said, but… in the matter of sex and love, to appropriate a quote from Bill Munny: “Deservin’s got nothing to do with it”. So to all you twisted freaks and neomaxizimdweebies, stop and think before fingerpainting your neuroses all over the comment section. Thanku.
Posted in Current Events, Ridiculousness, Self-aggrandizement on Jul 24th, 2009
We all knew that weirdo loner kid from seventh grade. He was the strange kid who shuffled around the hallways with his head down, and always sat in the desk as far away from everyone else as possible. Sometimes bullies would pick on him, but mostly the other kids ignored him. He hardly ever spoke, and never rose … Read more
Posted in Beta, Ridiculousness, Tool Time on Jul 8th, 2009
Oh man, this picture of a herb doing what comes naturally is almost too gruesome to contemplate: [For this post we have a guest appearance by the judges from ‘American Idol’] Simon: Paula, your thoughts. Paula: I think they look cute together. He’s different, he’s unique. I like him. Simon: [rolls eyes] Randy? Randy: Dawg, … Read more
