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Category Archive for 'Ridiculousness'

One of the biggest problems of our phallocentric culture is the constant pampering to the superficial behavior of men. The dating arena is a prime example of this. I won’t ridicule mainstream dating advice. That the “golddigger” strategy is dubious at best should be common knowledge by now. Instead, I want to attack a particular […]

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Alpha Male Halloween Costumes

It’s that time of year. Secularized America’s new number one holiday demands your careful consideration. As a man, you have one job every Halloween: dress in a costume that tells the world an alpha male is hiding underneath. Rule #1: Don’t do “couples costumes”. Actually, that’s the only rule. Not only are couples costumes betatizing, […]

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Sperglord, or Master Meta-Troll , Bryan “the moral and utilitarian thing to do is open the border to my rectum to any undersexed homosexuals so that Gross Domestic Penis is increased” Caplan is hosting an Open Borders Logo Contest . Naturally, the site was infiltrated with mischievous pranksters (Leroy Krune!). My favorite so far : […]

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The modest Lion of the Blogosphere tirelessly works to alert the citizenry to the threat of death by cow , but there is another evil that lurks in our nation’s parks and quiet retreats: death by tree . This is not the first time a rogue tree has snuffed out a life. Four years ago […]

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I’m a stay-at-home dad to twin 4-year-old girls who are already smarter than me, and my wife is a brilliant doctor who kicks ass and saves lives every day. From an article by a nominal man who feebly spurts many words onto Slate’s page describing how much his penis scares him. Congratulations, Mr. Andy Takes-It-In-The-Hinds, […]

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Behold your modern White man of the West. Honored descendant of great warriors: …brilliant thinkers: … and sturdy yeomen: Fatter, wimpier, more pathetic. Bequeathed a noble heritage that perhaps surpasses every other culture’s heritage come before or since, the modern Western White man disgraces his forebears in all manner, by every measure. His disgrace and […]

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Over at GLPiggy’s, a discussion has ensued about an article written by a white man describing his experience growing up in a predominantly black neighborhood in Philadelphia. It’s the heartwarming story of a good white liberal daring to confront his deepest, darkest thoughts on the subject of race and what we in the sanity industry […]

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“It’s inexpensive, if you think about it. You’ll pay two-hundred and fifty for a Michael Kors. For something only half as cute.” If this facade were to burn tomorrow, I wouldn’t shed a tear for its loss.

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The female snarl has become a topic of conversation , which is not surprising because American women in general are becoming less feminine and more churlish. When in the past women would gently demur the solicitations of beta and omega males, today they prefer the unrefined art of snarling like a hyena over a fresh […]

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New meme over the starboard bow, courtesy of yours truly. In case you didn’t get the message, the meme is a celebration of female suffrage and the wondrous blessings it has bestowed upon the United States of America. Thank you, ladies, for bringing freedom, freedom, and even more freedom to the most forgotten among us, […]

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