Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Pretty Lies on Sep 24th, 2009
Many readers sent me this article from CNN.com called “18 things to teach your sons about women”. Juicy lede, eh? Because it was written by a woman attempting to give advice about men, there is much potential for unintended humor. As little as women know about their own natures, they know even less about men’s. I described … Read more
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Pretty Lies, The Pleasure Principle on Sep 17th, 2009
More evidence that thin has always been in. (Hat tip: Reader SB7.) The fourth century Romans of the Villa Romana del Casale and the surrounding town of Platia created mosaics of slender babes well within the optimal 17 – 23 BMI range frolicking in bikinis while playing outdoor games and generally looking cute. Not a BBW … Read more
Posted in Hungry Hungry Hippos, Pretty Lies, The Pleasure Principle, Ugly Truths on Sep 16th, 2009
Ugly women, feminists, and fat chicks hate that men have attractiveness standards. It’s been as long as I can remember that mustachioed lezbo academics and their impressionable vajlings have been claiming that prehistoric drawings and figurines supposedly depicting fatass broads prove that female beauty standards are malleable and culturally conditioned. Riiiight. My first post-puberty boner at age fourteen for … Read more
Posted in Pretty Lies, Sluts, The Pleasure Principle, Ugly Truths on Aug 21st, 2009
We were drunk. Words we would later wish hadn’t been spoken came tumbling forth. HER: Amber got a fuckbuddy. She couldn’t wait around forever for a boyfriend. ME: What’s forever? Ten minutes? HER: There’s nothing wrong with having a fuckbuddy. ME: Have you ever had a fuckbuddy? HER: I’m just saying there’s nothing wrong with … Read more
Posted in Beta, Pretty Lies, Tool Time on Jul 28th, 2009
In what has to be one of the most ignorant interpretations of game and its associated techniques I’ve read in a long time, some mincing little betaboy named Conor Friedersdorf, who looks like he was born to be a stay-at-home cuckold, wrote an article lashing out at men who dare to learn how better to … Read more
Posted in Love, Pretty Lies, Relationships on May 20th, 2009
There are times when we men can’t help but gush our feelings of love for our woman. It’s Ok. Passionately pouring out your heart is not inherently un-alpha. But there is a right way and a wrong way to do it. For instance, right ways: “I love you more than you will ever know.” “I … Read more
Posted in Beta, Marriage Is For Chumps, Pretty Lies, Tool Time on May 12th, 2009
A diligent reader emailed me a ‘Beta of the Month’ submission about a guy who fears he may have been cuckolded and who turns to a Washington Post advice columnist for support in his time of need. I read the article and decided that the real value to be gleaned was not in the unearthing of … Read more
Posted in Game, Pretty Lies, Self-aggrandizement on Apr 9th, 2009
Lie to me, I promise I’ll believe… I had a friend who was a stockbroker. He was good at his craft. When anyone asked him his secret to success, he always said “How do I kill in this business? Practice. In college, I had to sell myself to the girls!” There are very few jobs or … Read more
Posted in Culture, Pretty Lies on Mar 15th, 2009
If you watched last Thursday’s episode of The Office, you saw Andy use some basic concepts from Game to advise Kevin how to handle a woman he likes. Watch from 3:40 onward. Naturally, the show follows the usual PC fembot script and ridicules beta Andy for giving horrible advice to omega Kevin, while lesser alpha Jim … Read more
Posted in Culture, Current Events, Pretty Lies on Mar 13th, 2009
Newsflash! You can’t trust a woman’s opinion of other women’s looks. (Hi Chic.) Everyone loves a pretty face – except those women who might see it as a threat. With eyes on the competition, women of childbearing age rate other attractive women consistently lower than women who have entered menopause, according to a new study. … Read more
