Where pretty lies perish.
Posted in Beta, Funny/Lolblogs, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Marriage Is For Chumps on Oct 23rd, 2014
Well-meaning tradcons with white knight complexes like Charles Murray and Ross Douthat wonder why more men aren’t MANNING UP and getting married. They say it’s because too many men are jobless. Maybe. But there’s another, less Hivemind-hospitable explanation for the marriage dearth: Too many women are fat. Groom looks like he just found out he’s … Read more
Posted in Beta, Marriage Is For Chumps, The Id Monster, Ugly Truths on Oct 15th, 2014
In big and small ways, social science studies have a habit of confirming many CH precepts. The latest finds that expensive diamond engagement rings and expensive wedding ceremonies are inversely associated with marriage duration. This study was done by professors from Emory University. They found that U.S. adults who spent large amounts of money on … Read more
Posted in Culture, Current Events, Marriage Is For Chumps, Misandry on Aug 13th, 2014
What would a clickbait Chateau Heartiste be like? “Anonymous” comments, If CH writes a post now with a title like “Robin Williams Forced to Commit Suicide by Divorce Court System” he can get a lot of traffic and extra fame. One thing I suspect happened is that the family courts of California ruled that Robin … Read more
Posted in Girls, Goodbye America, Hitting The Wall, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Marriage Is For Chumps, Ugly Truths on Jun 19th, 2014
There’s a lot of chatter among the cuntocracy about how men aren’t “manning up” and doing their duty to marry off all the single ladies. But maybe, just maybe, part of the reason for this male abdication of the sacred institution of marriage is the poor quality of the women on offer. Just how bad … Read more
Posted in Hungry Hungry Hippos, Marriage Is For Chumps on Jun 8th, 2014
Their body language is a dead giveaway. She’s leaning into him body and head, he’s leaning away from her. Charitably, he can’t support her weight. Uncharitably, he’s already withdrawing in preparation of the many years he has ahead to come to terms with his defeat. The resolution isn’t strong enough to determine if his eyes … Read more
Posted in Love, Marriage Is For Chumps, Ugly Truths on Apr 23rd, 2014
Over in the comments section of a Mangan post about the possible direct health and happiness benefits of marriage, The Anti-Gnostic writes (replying to another commenter), The biggest upside for men of marriage over cohabitation is that breaking up is harder in a legally recognized union. Since most breakups/divorces are initiated by women, making it … Read more
Posted in Girls, Inner Beauty, Love, Marriage Is For Chumps, The Pleasure Principle, Ugly Truths on Mar 6th, 2014
It’s hardly a secret, even among the SWPL hypocrati, that IQ is important to individual life outcomes, (and, on a grander scale, to a nation’s civilizational supremacy), that it correlates to a host of happy behavioral traits, and that dysgenic mating trends threaten to “decivilize” the West if nothing is done to reverse them. Given … Read more
Posted in Comment Winners, Marriage Is For Chumps on Feb 15th, 2014
Troubadour resigns himself to winning COTW, Changing things up deep into a LTR can be tricky, but it works. I’m sitting here with a homemade cake, a card, and a DVD my wife bought me “for the husband I’m so lucky to have,” and she got precisely dick from me in the way of emotion. … Read more
Posted in Beta, Marriage Is For Chumps, Misandry, Self-aggrandizement, Tool Time on Dec 13th, 2013
A rich man traded in his old wife for a less old pole dancer. Burned by the $7 million bonanza payout to his ex-wife, the man drew up a pre-nuptial agreement with his stripper girlfriend before marrying her. He married [the stripper] Ms Stelzer in October 2005, but not before a pre-nuptial agreement was signed, … Read more
Posted in Alpha, Game, Love, Marriage Is For Chumps, Videos on Dec 12th, 2013
Remember Ice Cream Guy who jerked his ice cream cone away from his girlfriend when she reached over with a spoon to take a scoop? The good and the great were offended by this raw moment of microalphatude, but CH guests of honor knew better. This guy had his girlfriend wrapped around his finger. So … Read more
